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[IamanElfCollaborator]

((Oh dear.

SQUID-BABBEHS))

[SOLDIER First]

((Selina or Victoria is pregnant.
yeah.
just have someone teleport them out or something.))

[RangerCado]

((soahasdjgodsfhgasdaophidsho ... so many head keyboards...))

[kj1225]

((I can't find the thing that gives us the magic roll's formula. Emp I need you!))

[Empiricist]

((So I take it that Victoria failed her "realize that Selina isn't having a panic attack" check?))
((All rolls are a one hundred sided dice with the relevant stat added to the result.))

[ragnarok97071]

((...so when will they start getting... signs...? This is really awkward...))

((So how is this going to work out? Is hybrid entity just going to appear or is it actual pregnancy. Because I don't see how either would be fit for combat in the latter case.))

((You underestimate the fact that you went and got a 1.

on a d100.

But yeah this is gonna suuuuck xD

And for Selina, a few months.

You, on the other hand, are fine-tuned to be able to fight IMMEDIATELY whenever needed, so your gestation period is magically accelerated to a couple days.))

Victoria runs a systems check on her shell.

Well, all intact, other than the continuing OVERWHELMING WAVES OF STIMULATION from whatever the [redacted] that was that Selina did.

Also, little tiny cluster of cells is in your abdomen somehow. The fuck?

[mcclay]

((One day I will repay all of you by having a Guardsmen character.
Thought for the day: Beware the heretic, the mutant and the pregnant eldritch abomination))

[ragnarok97071]

((One day I will repay all of you by having a Guardsmen character.
Thought for the day: Beware the heretic, the mutant and the pregnant eldritch abomination))

((... someone send the last half of this to the Out of Context thread, STAT.))

[Empiricist]

"What. Was that?" Victoria is completely confused. "Selina, I know that having a panic attack makes you lose control, but please give me prior warning beforehand. Also, my shell has system abnormalities in the abdominal area. I'll be fine but I'm sure about my shell state. Some sort of cell cluster got embedded into my shell's internal systems during, whatever that was... "

[SOLDIER First]

"Is Selina back yet?"

[kj1225]

((99+15(?) I think that worked! Also funny story I do have a deck of cards on my desk. 6))
Kyle pulls out a six of coins. He shrugs since he feels slightly drained but nothing exploded.
((Everyone gets a plus six luck bonus I believe!))

[RangerCado]

((...So Victoria is going to have a baby in like... a month... and Selina will have one normally?))
Selina mutters something before bolting upright, glancing around frantically. Then she stops... she feels something strange... she looks at Victoria, then realizes that shes naked... She hides under the blankets, freaking out.

"W-w-w-w-w-w-hat... h-h-h-h-h-h-happened...?" Selina is really freaking out! (5000)

[ragnarok97071]

((...So Victoria is going to have a baby in like... a month... and Selina will have one normally?))
Selina mutters something before bolting upright, glancing around frantically. Then she stops... she feels something strange... she looks at Victoria, then realizes that shes naked... She hides under the blankets, freaking out.

"W-w-w-w-w-w-hat... h-h-h-h-h-h-happened...?" Selina is really freaking out! (5000)

((No. Victoria will have one in a week and Selina will have one normally.))

[Empiricist]

((WHAT THE YIFF?! NOW SHE ROLLS A 20?! NOW?! RIGHT AFTER I NEEDED IT?! FUCK!))
[20-4+6] "Hmm... how odd... I think you have somehow impregnated my shell..."

[SOLDIER First]

((Lyle does not approve of the term 'yiff' being used in vain.
-lyle is shot-))