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[ragnarok97071]

((Thank you))
((OH MAH GAWD HE CUT VONRAR'S DICK OFF))

((NOAP. DIDN'T HAPPEN.))

Vornar walks into the hall wearing a kilt (and nothing else)  .
Are we allowed alcohol?

((It might have. Your luck roll to see what would happen as retroactive karma for that whole scene WAS pretty horrible...))

((IT DID NOT HAPPEN. END OF FUCKING STORY. IF YOU BELIEVE OTHERWISE, FEEL FREE TO TAKE IT UP WITH MY STEEL-CAPPED BOOT.  ))

((I'll give you a second luck roll, then. <33, original result. 34-66, new one. 67-100, lucky bastard, since everyone else dodged the bullet.))

[51] Vornar attempts to fluff up his package with magic, and explodes it.

((How about we have it explode due to an inflation mishap))

((Way ahead of you.))

[Gamerlord]

((And I'm done. Assume Vornar expires from blood loss.))

[Again_Dejavu]

Fluffy meanders in right as Vonrar's peepee exploded.
"OHMAHGAWDSPLODEYYOUBLEWYOURDICKUP"

[Gamerlord]

((Don't bother talking to Vornar, he's dead now.))

[kj1225]

"He won't die of blood loss, if anything he'll die from the shock."

[Again_Dejavu]

((Last words?))

[Gamerlord]

((No. If this is for real, I'm done.))

[Empiricist]

((...I sleep four six hours and when I get back one of the players has quit after his character's genital literally exploded? WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?))

[RangerCado]

((I still think its a joke))

[Empiricist]

((Are we supposed to continue RP or discuss that incident?))
Victoria smiles sweetly "I'd like to see some of those drawings sometime ♥ I can't possibly fathom how cute intentionally cute drawings by someone as cute as you could be ♥"

[RangerCado]

((I have no clue whatsoever...))

Selina blushes a lot and thinks for a moment, taking a pad of paper out of her pocket. She flips to a page and shows Victoria. IT IS MEME SLEEPING! SO ADORABLE!!!

"Er... d-d-do you... l-like it...?" Selina looks nervous.

((...okay i should probably explain. Meme is a 2 inch tall cat girl with the mind of a two year old and itty bitty claws! from the RotMG IC OOC thread.))

[kj1225]

((Why does a dicksplosion affect your RP so much that you need to leave?))

[Again_Dejavu]

((He can't compensate enough for that. Anyway, woulndt the headmistress heal him?))

[Empiricist]

((I guess that would be, Endurance? There isn't any willpower stat...))
[END:16+13] Victoria doesn't even respond. She seems to be completely hypnotized by the sheer cuteness of the image.
Victoria.exe has experienced an Arithmetic Overflow error in unsigned integer reaction.cuteness
Rebooting...
((I think it was more of a case that it happened as a result of a seemingly random roll catalyzed by RP, like the archetypical 'lightning in a cloudless sky'. Though the action was understandable, the resemblance to GM retribution was a bit unfortunate which seems to have driven him away from the game.))

[RangerCado]

"Er..." Selina starts waving a hand in front of Victoria's eyes, looking worried.

"A-a-are you... okay...?"