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SharpKris

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Invasion of the kitchen bots 0_o
« on: July 22, 2013, 11:27:11 am »

If kitchen bots were evil invaders, what would you use to get rid of them?
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brainfreez

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Re: Invasion of the kitchen bots 0_o
« Reply #1 on: July 22, 2013, 11:28:02 am »

The only enemy of kitchens - FOOD.

Eat the pain away , eat the pain away...

Edit: It actually works! I ate something and there hasn't been any kitchenbot posts.
« Last Edit: July 22, 2013, 11:31:50 am by brainfreez »
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Re: Invasion of the kitchen bots 0_o
« Reply #2 on: July 22, 2013, 11:33:27 am »

Other bots that advertise local uk take-away and catering services!
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Re: Invasion of the kitchen bots 0_o
« Reply #3 on: July 22, 2013, 11:35:59 am »

I'm half expecting someone to start a "you are a kitchen salesman with poor grammar" forum game.
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Re: Invasion of the kitchen bots 0_o
« Reply #4 on: July 22, 2013, 12:06:33 pm »

It's only because they have such Affordable Prices, I would want to share it too! ~OHOHOH


I would use a grammer Nazi to fight them, as they are direct Opposites and explode in fire..
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Re: Invasion of the kitchen bots 0_o
« Reply #5 on: July 22, 2013, 02:24:15 pm »

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Re: Invasion of the kitchen bots 0_o
« Reply #6 on: July 22, 2013, 02:51:16 pm »

That topic started way after the kitchen bots started invading.

Theory: The kitchen spam is from  LazyCat or Pathos.
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Re: Invasion of the kitchen bots 0_o
« Reply #7 on: July 22, 2013, 03:28:35 pm »

That topic started way after the kitchen bots started invading.

Theory: The kitchen spam is from  LazyCat or Pathos.

"My Kitchen is far superior to the base kitchen product, you fucking cocksuckers. My kitchen has enhanced silverware pathfinding, multiple levels (Refrigerator shelves, pantry shelves), and a tile floor that looks way better than the rough floor on the base kitchen

Everyone in this forum is a whore now take my fucking kitchen and go die"

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Re: Invasion of the kitchen bots 0_o
« Reply #8 on: July 22, 2013, 03:35:05 pm »

"I bet you ---- your --- with your outdated blender. My kitchen build includes a top-of-the-line blender of my own design for free. It's all for free. Why would you pay money for their shitty kitchen when you can get mine for free?"
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Re: Invasion of the kitchen bots 0_o
« Reply #9 on: July 22, 2013, 04:31:43 pm »

That topic started way after the kitchen bots started invading.

Theory: The kitchen spam is from  LazyCat or Pathos.

"My Kitchen is far superior to the base kitchen product, you fucking cocksuckers. My kitchen has enhanced silverware pathfinding, multiple levels (Refrigerator shelves, pantry shelves), and a tile floor that looks way better than the rough floor on the base kitchen

Everyone in this forum is a whore now take my fucking kitchen and go die"
That would be hilarious. How would you even report a forum to spambots anyway? Gain psychic powers and tell the bot hivemind?
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Re: Invasion of the kitchen bots 0_o
« Reply #10 on: July 22, 2013, 04:39:41 pm »

They might be desperate losers spamming for customers ... ah what the heck , they are just people like you and me , but they deserve to be permanently banned from the internet like we all do.

Now put down your crowbars and hammers and join in a song with me while someone else goes to their website and spams them with dwarf fortress ads.
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Re: Invasion of the kitchen bots 0_o
« Reply #11 on: July 22, 2013, 04:41:02 pm »

spams them with dwarf fortress ads
plz no
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Re: Invasion of the kitchen bots 0_o
« Reply #12 on: July 22, 2013, 04:42:34 pm »

spams them with dwarf fortress ads
plz no

"Yeah , let's be all grown ups and burn down their shops"
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Re: Invasion of the kitchen bots 0_o
« Reply #13 on: July 22, 2013, 09:07:13 pm »

How else do you survive post apocalyptic kitchen spambots?
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Re: Invasion of the kitchen bots 0_o
« Reply #14 on: July 22, 2013, 11:23:36 pm »

They're doing it for Google rankings. The more pages that link to your site, the higher Google will place you in search order.
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