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[Eotyrannus]

Be a thingie. Shove stirring thingy out of airlock, FOR SCIENCE.

[Aseaheru]

The stirring thingie is you. And they are nowhere near an airlock.

[Eotyrannus]

The stirring thingie is you. And they are nowhere near an airlock.

Make another thingy start stirring. Move stirring thingie to door labelled 'AIRLOCK'. Open door and put other thingie in. Close door. Laugh evilly.

[Aseaheru]

Have you read the thing yet? If so then you would know where you are there is no airlock.

[Eotyrannus]

Remember where I am.

[Aseaheru]

Just read the fucking thing. Please.

[Eotyrannus]

I have been reading it all through for the duration and I know that they have had alcohol, been through some lifts, fell asleep and then got to the airlock. My plans were working on the assumption that I would either not be a player character or that a player character would be with everyone else.

[Aseaheru]

You start as one of the thingies sleeping in the bar area.

[Ozarck]

There is no way this could possibly go wrong. You will certainly succeed, Eotyrranus.
acquire gear. Aid Mastacheese in acquiring gear. Prepare to
Mine.
In.
SPAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!

[Aseaheru]

What, you arent going to check the other doors first?

[Ozarck]

Oh. sure. after acquiring gear, check the various doors. Prepare to
Mine.
In.
SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!

[mastahcheese]

Oh. sure. after acquiring gear, check the various doors. Prepare to
Mine.
In.
SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!

Apply liberal amounts of assistance to this!

[Aseaheru]

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Right. Here goes the idioticy.

A THINGIE STIRS! IT GETS UP! IT GETS CHIPPED AND STARTS CALLING ITSELF EOTYRANNUS, NOW CALLED EOT BY THIS CLUELESS HUMAN BEEN. IT THEN IS INFODUMPED HARD AND PASSES OUT UNDER ALL THAT DATA. OOPS.

THE OTHER THREE WAKING THINGIES START DOING SHIT! THEY GO THRU THE DOORS THAT ARE NOT AIRLOCKS AND FIND LOTS AND LOTS OF DOORS, ALONG WITH A LARGE TRANSPARENT WALL. WE KNOW ITS A WALL BECAUSE ONE OF YOU RAN INTO IT. THE WALL LOOKS OUT ONTO WHAT YOUR BRAINS NOW IDENTIFY AS "MINING TANKS", "ESCAPE PODS" AND "TANKS. REALLY REAL TANS WITH ALL THE GUNS AND BOOB". THE BOOB MAY BE A TYPO, OR IT MAY BE THE BROWSER BEING ODD, LIKE SAYING A THRUSTER IS A UTERUS.

ANOTHER ROOM IS LABELED AS AN ARMORY.
ANOTHER TWO ARE IDENTIFIED AS BATHROOMS.
ANOTHER IS LABLED AS A CANTEEN.
ANOTHER IS A "MEDBAY"
OTHERS ARE, ACCORDING TO A MAP I JUST THOUGHT TO SHOVE ON A WALL, DORMS.

[Ozarck]

Go flirt up the tans with guns and boob.
Check level of drunkenness. If low, raise. (visit the canteen to do this if necessary.) Then, call out to see if there are others around.

[Aseaheru]

Jesus, I just have all the typos today.
and google chrome is probably just makeing it worse.