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Miriage

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WTF just happened.
« on: July 13, 2013, 09:32:52 pm »
The miner's head skids along the ground, bruising the muscle and shattering the skull through the ( llama skin hood)!
The miner slams into the dwarven baby.

There's blood all over the ground around a ramp covered with a hatch, the miner is several tiles away in the process of passing out every few seconds.

The baby is nowhere to be seen.

What the hell happened?
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GTrax

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Re: WTF just happened.
« Reply #1 on: July 13, 2013, 10:03:14 pm »
Probably the baby decided that life outside of mommy's tummy sux and went back..xD
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Re: WTF just happened.
« Reply #2 on: July 13, 2013, 10:48:27 pm »
Was he perhaps gridded into gore underneath the miners bulk? Check and see if his blood trail is mixed with the miners.
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Miriage

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Re: WTF just happened.
« Reply #3 on: July 13, 2013, 11:07:04 pm »
The 3 day old baby suffered no injuries. I think the miner fell through the hatch somehow. She got back up a few minutes later and went back to digging with her broken skull.
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Re: WTF just happened.
« Reply #4 on: July 14, 2013, 12:46:26 am »
She got her period back. Blood everywhere, and she has a splitting headache? C'mon.
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blue emu

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Re: WTF just happened.
« Reply #5 on: July 14, 2013, 02:22:47 am »
Quote from: Miriage on July 13, 2013, 09:32:52 pm
What the hell happened?

Someone opened the hatch while the Miner was standing on it?
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Re: WTF just happened.
« Reply #6 on: July 14, 2013, 04:36:39 am »
A poor attempt at breakdancing obviously.
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Re: WTF just happened.
« Reply #7 on: July 14, 2013, 05:31:45 am »
Quote from: blue emu on July 14, 2013, 02:22:47 am
Quote from: Miriage on July 13, 2013, 09:32:52 pm
What the hell happened?

Someone opened the hatch while the Miner was standing on it?

That's my guess.
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Rince Wind

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Re: WTF just happened.
« Reply #8 on: July 14, 2013, 05:51:29 am »
Too bad the offspring will probably just be mini-alligators. Or is there a fix for that?
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Re: WTF just happened.
« Reply #9 on: July 14, 2013, 06:00:55 am »
Quote from: Rince Wind on July 14, 2013, 05:51:29 am
Too bad the offspring will probably just be mini-alligators. Or is there a fix for that?

There's a fix for that, grab the latest copy of LNP.
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Spacespinner

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Re: WTF just happened.
« Reply #10 on: July 14, 2013, 09:10:05 am »
I love when things like this happen.
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Re: WTF just happened.
« Reply #11 on: July 14, 2013, 10:00:56 am »
It's a dwarf using a baby as a meatshield. This has been common practice among dwarves for quite a while.
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Re: WTF just happened.
« Reply #12 on: July 14, 2013, 11:09:34 am »
Quote from: Miriage on July 13, 2013, 09:32:52 pm
The miner's head skids along the ground, bruising the muscle and shattering the skull through the ( llama skin hood)!
The miner slams into the dwarven baby.

There's blood all over the ground around a ramp covered with a hatch, the miner is several tiles away in the process of passing out every few seconds.

The baby is nowhere to be seen.

What the hell happened?
Your Dwarf survived its skull shattering.

This is a tough Dwarf.
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krenshala

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Re: WTF just happened.
« Reply #13 on: July 15, 2013, 08:47:40 am »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on July 14, 2013, 11:09:34 am
Quote from: Miriage on July 13, 2013, 09:32:52 pm
The miner's head skids along the ground, bruising the muscle and shattering the skull through the ( llama skin hood)!
The miner slams into the dwarven baby.

There's blood all over the ground around a ramp covered with a hatch, the miner is several tiles away in the process of passing out every few seconds.

The baby is nowhere to be seen.

What the hell happened?
Your Dwarf survived its skull shattering.

This is a tough Dwarf.
That is impressive, though once I did have a kobold thief that needed to be stabbed in the head thrice before it got the point and died.
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Re: WTF just happened.
« Reply #14 on: July 15, 2013, 12:03:10 pm »
I'm just glad kobold thieves no longer have a 99% chance of one shotting dwarves by stabbing them in the head.
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Quote from: Quietust on July 14, 2013, 08:32:48 am
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