Trying new thingsKivish was in her office, wracking her brain to come up with ways to end the madness which had gripped Battletrials. Out in the corridors, dwarves driven to madness were terrorising the town. The gladiator dwarves did their best to keep order but it was touch-and-go, with each new day bringing with it news of another death.
Something had to change.
Kivish finished consuming her large pot of dwarven ale, staggered to her feet and walked - somewhat swayingly - into the corridor. She passed one of the gladiators, Crusoe, and dragged him into her office. Pushing him into a chair, she clumsily grabbed a piece of parchment and a quill and forced it into Crusoe's hands.
"You there, gladiator," she slurred, trying to force her eyes to focus. "I need you to write down everything I say and put it in the town notice-board. Can you do that?"
Crusoe raised an eyebrow but nodded his head, putting quill to paper.
"Good boy," Kivish said excitedly, clapping her hands together. 'I, Kivish, Mayor of Battletrials, hearby order you all to shut up and pay attention."
Crusoe wrote furiously, trying not to look at the mayor as though she'd lost her marbles. He could smell her breath. It could have stripped the engravings from stone.
"Firstly, you all need to stop killing each other. Right now. It's not nice and it's making everyone miserable. Secondly, you need to make the following items. Since you're all crying about goblins, these should stop your complaining.
Lastly, I would like to announce that the arena is open for business. The only fighting I will accept in this fortress is if you are a gladiator in the arena. If you persist in fighting in the streets you will end up in the arena fighting goblins.
Signed, Kivish."
Kivish slumped against the wall, passing out instantly, snoring gently. Crusoe stood up slowly and made his way carefully out of the office, careful to avoid waking the mayor. He walked towards the dining room, filled with dwarves seeking refuge from the running corridors battles which, while slowly decreasing in amount, still made the main fortress unsafe. He took the notice and hammered it to the noticeboard which hung on the rear dining room wall. He hammered the butt of his weapon against the noticeboard frame, the sound ringing out across the masses of dwarves.
The dwarves gathered to read the news. ShadowHammer, who was in attendance cracked his knuckles and walked off towards the arena. A crowd of dwarves followed him, cheering and dragging booze barrels with them. The surviving Leatherworker and Bone Crafter, accompanied by Jester and TokimiDwarfy walked out in the direction of the workshop district.
Sakzul the surgeon, upon reading the notice, took a different approach to the notice. Having lost friends to the recent invasion and riots, this was the final straw.
"Enough of this crap," he screamed, punching the nearest dwarf in the head.
Throwing his fists wildly he struck several dwarves over and over, imagining each one was Kivish's face. As the dwarves scattered in fear, Monom the Speardwarf who had been protecting the dining room pushed her way through the panicking dwarves and plunged her spear into the surgeon's hand, sending it flying across the room.
She only needed one more blow to put the Surgeon down. Blood sprayed from the stump that was his hand before, swooning from blood loss, he collapsed to the floor.
Monom jumped onto a table and bellowed at the dwarves who were still in the dining room. "ANYONE ELSE WANT TO LOSE IT!? HUH!?" She waved her blood-covered spear around, droplets of blood hitting multiple dwarves in the face. They all turned white and shook their heads.
"THEN KNOCK OFF THE CRAP AND GET TO THE ARENA."
The dwarves all ran out of the dining room.
Wait for me!As one united mob the dwarves of Battletrials walked to the arena viewing area. Rushing to catch up to the group was one dwarf who had been conspicuously absent, As the Gem Cutter.
She had been the latest victim of the demon who wandered the halls in ethereal form, possessing dwarves.
The demon who controlled her finished the creation just as the horde of dwarves passed by the Jeweler Workshop.
Taking a moment to compose herself she ran after the crowd, the perfectly-crafted zircon in her back pocket for safe-keeping.
Show timeShadowHammer stood on the cold arena floor, wheeling his arms several times to loosen them up. Making several practice thrusts with his sword, he looked up at the crowd of dwarves who yelled and cheered, booze flying from their barrels and covering the arena floor.
The crowd were chanting ShadowHammer's name, again and again. They were mad for blood.
It was not long in coming.
One of the Hunters had volunteered to fetch Ngoso, the goblin thief who had been the first goblin captured.
The goblin rattled her cage, snarling and swiping at the Hunter with her dagger as she dragged the cage down the passageway to the arena drop pit.
After several minutes which felt like an eternity, the cage was positioned over the pit.
The dwarves down in the observation area looked up upon hearing the sound of the cage being moved over the pit. The crowd started cheering even louder, their roars echoing through the cavern.
The Hunter grinned, placing her hand on the lever which would open the cage.
"Mind the drop," she said evilly.
She pulled the lever. The goblin fell through the air, landing heavily on the arena floor.
Show time.
Round OneShadowHammer drew his sword, moving towards the thief, who upon realising what was happening decided the best strategy was to run evade the longer reach of the gladiator's sword. Dagger drawn, the thief acrobatically back-flipped over ShadowHammer, who rolled forward to dodge any backstab attempt.
The crowd roared their approval as the two dwarves clashed in the pit below.
After each combatant parried blows, the goblin got in the first real blow, slashing her dagger viciously across ShadowHammer's lower right leg. The dwarf grunted in pain as the leather boot was slashed, yet the dagger did not cut through to ShadowHammer's skin.
Jester and Hatchy, watching from the viewing area, winced as ShadowHammer jumped backwards, putting some space between himself and the goblin. The two circled each other, trading blows, the sound of iron weapons reverberating around the arena.
Hatchy turned to Jester, mild concern on her face. "Fighting battle-weary goblins is one thing, but this thief has been sitting there, stewing, for months. Do you think he can take her down?"
Jester frowned as the arena crowd ooh'd and ahh'd. "I think he'll be fine. That early strike would have settled him down. Just watch."
Just as he said that, the thief danced under ShadowHammer's horizontal swing and slashed her dagger across ShadowHammer's midsection, carving into the leather leggings of the gladiator. ShadowHammer pulled back, holding one hand to his stomach. He looked down at his hand, relieved that there was no blood.
Hurts like hell... he thought.
I'm falling behind here... need to try something different.He raised his sword as though to perform an overhead strike. The goblin raised her dagger to parry the incoming blow.
Perfect.ShadowHammer brought up his left foot and delivered a savage kick to the goblin's midsection. The goblin groaned in pain, knocked backwards. ShadowHammer saw that the goblin was off-balance and seized his chance, charging forward towards the goblin, sword pointed forward. The goblin was aware enough to knock the sword sideways but ShadowHammer clattered right into her body, knocking them both to the ground.
ShadowHammer rolled to his feet, the goblin still reeling from the kick and subsequent charge. He raised his sword and brought down the pommel hard on the goblin's left hand. He roared in triumph as he felt the fragile bones in the goblin's hand shattering beneath his sword. He pulled back, looking up at the crowd, raising his hands to rile up the crowd as Ngoso screamed in pain.
The crowd was delirious, chanting ShadowHammer's name as he showboated. The goblin slowly got to her feet, switching her dagger to her right hand as ShadowHammer turned back to face her, swinging his sword through slow figure-of-eights as he waded back into the fight.
Ngoso, wincing in pain and gasping for air, circled ShadowHammer. The dwarf kept swinging his sword through the air in front of him, then with lightning-fast speed lunged forward and stabbed the goblin right through her midsection. The crowd cheered as blood sprayed from the wound, covering ShadowHammer from head to toe. Ngoso cried out as guts spilling from the hole, then cried even louder as ShadowHammer twisted the blade inside her stomach, opening the wound even more. He withdrew the sword and raised the blood-covered blade to the crowd as the goblin reeled backwards, her shattered left hand covering the wound.
ShadowHammer, finished with his latest round of showboating, turned to the goblin and thrust his sword at her midsection. While bleeding heavily she still had enough wits about her to parry his blow, albiet very weakly. ShadowHammer struck again, this time lower, slashing his sword across her upper left leg. The blade sliced deeply into her flesh, cutting through muscle and nerve. An artery was also nicked, blood gushing from the wound as ShadowHammer struck again in Ngoso's lower body, his sword tearing apart her stomach.
Ngoso gurgled, blood flowing from her mouth as she dropped her dagger, moving slowly backwards to get away from the onslaught. ShadowHammer however kept pressing forward, stabbing his sword into Ngoso's chest, feeling air rush out around the wound as he punctured her lung.
The goblin gasped for air, soaked in her own blood as ShadowHammer twisted the sword around in the wound. He withdrew his blade, hesitated for a moment, then raised his left hand viciously punched Ngoso in the face, feeling her teeth shatter underneath his gloved fist.
The goblin groaned, her eyes rolling back in her head, and collapsed to the ground.
"Finish her! Finish her!" the crowd chanted, baying for more blood, their troubles forgotten in their insatiable desire for blood-lust.
ShadowHammer moved forward, over Ngoso's body. He raised his sword, pointed it at the goblin's head and pushed it through her eye socket.
The first Battletrials arena fight was over. ShadowHammer was the winner.
CelebrationsShadowHammer was carried through the fortress by the dwarves of Battletrials, bringing him to the main dining room. Hatchy and Kivish were waiting for him. Hatchy had a badge in her hands.
The crowd set the victorious gladiator down in front of the gladiator captain and mayor, still soaked in blood. He had a grin on his face, having notched up his fifth kill.
"Dwarves of Battletrials," Kivish shouted over the din. The crowd quietened down. "We are here to commemorate unity, spirit and fighting prowess as we celebrate first Battletrials Arena event with a victory for dwarves over goblins!"
The crowd roared as Hatchy stepped forward, holding out the badge to ShadowHammer.
"On top of his already heroic achievements in saving our fortress from goblin invaders, he has also brought much honour to our fine gladiators with a hard-fought win. To celebrate, we wish to bestow a new title upon ShadowHammer. From now, his name will be..."
"Let us toast to ShadowHammer's success, and many more in Battletrials!"
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So I may have forgotten to make sure we had enough bolts before you went into battle ShadowHammer. On the bright side, you got a new name!
Let's hope the name means you'll be around for a while.