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"Intelligent"

Rely on alcohol for thinking

Slow to trust player

Playful (like to swim in lava)

Scared of everythi-Badger! Run for your lives!

Like to go around throwing furniture and punching their best friends to death

[Melzer]

...to change a light bulb? flashy disco-light gemstone windows, made from multiple gemstones!

[wierd]

Lightbulb? Dwarves don't use lightbulbs!

They use flashy disco-light gemstone windows, made from multiple gemstones!
(And it only takes one to install.)

[Melzer]

Lightbulb? Dwarves don't use lightbulbs!

You're right! I'll change that immediately

[itg]

How many dwarves does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to unscrew it and six to clean up limbs of the first guy, who was standing on top of the light bulb when he unscrewed it.

[flame99]

A whole fort, to create a way of automatically changing it via enslaved elves, goblins, and mermaids, plus abused children and magma.

[Urist MacNoob]

...to change a light bulb? flashy disco-light gemstone windows, made from multiple gemstones!

It doesn't matter, they're all going to go insane before they finish the job because their pet peahen was devoured by a horde of hungry heads.

[Drazinononda]

Dwarves are just like real people. If you can get past your moral scruples you can manipulate them into doing anything.

[ShinQuickMan]

Urist cancels construction of Gemstone Window: cannot reach site
Urist cancels construction of Gemstone Window: Item blocking site
Urist cancels construction of Gemstone Window: Could not find path
Urist cancels construction of Gemstone Window: Job item lost or destroyed
Urist cancels construction of Gemstone Window: Creature occupying site
Urist cancels construction of Gemstone Window: Interrupted by Honey Badger Sow
Urist cancels construction of Gemstone Window: Too injured

[Drazinononda]

I started a new job at a home improvement store two weeks ago, and from the looks of my department, my coworkers are very dwarven in that sense. One of them is constantly on break. Another has two labors enabled and only does one of them. The third is the bookkeeper (a.k.a. department manager) and is constantly updating the records. And don't get me staryed on my previous job, with the baroness's mandates and the mayor tantruming about stuff once or twice a month.

[flame99]

And don't get me staryed on my previous job, with the baroness's mandates and the mayor tantruming about stuff once or twice a month.

Sigged.

[skezixx]

I started a new job at a home improvement store two weeks ago, and from the looks of my department, my coworkers are very dwarven in that sense. One of them is constantly on break. Another has two labors enabled and only does one of them. The third is the bookkeeper (a.k.a. department manager) and is constantly updating the records. And don't get me staryed on my previous job, with the baroness's mandates and the mayor tantruming about stuff once or twice a month.

  you could just kill one of there cars with magma and watch the tantrum spiral ensue

[Melzer]

I started a new job at a home improvement store two weeks ago, and from the looks of my department, my coworkers are very dwarven in that sense. One of them is constantly on break. Another has two labors enabled and only does one of them. The third is the bookkeeper (a.k.a. department manager) and is constantly updating the records. And don't get me staryed on my previous job, with the baroness's mandates and the mayor tantruming about stuff once or twice a month.

  you could just kill one of there cars with magma and watch the tantrum spiral ensue

just watch from far away so you don't get your skull jammed though your brain by a spinning wool cloth shirt.

Do they ever get any strange moods?

[skyte100]

Urist cancels construction of Gemstone Window: cannot reach site
Urist cancels construction of Gemstone Window: Item blocking site
Urist cancels construction of Gemstone Window: Could not find path
Urist cancels construction of Gemstone Window: Job item lost or destroyed
Urist cancels construction of Gemstone Window: Creature occupying site
Urist cancels construction of Gemstone Window: Interrupted by Honey Badger Sow
Urist cancels construction of Gemstone Window: Too injured

Mine freaked out when they could see survivors in my death pit even though there wasn't any way to path to them.