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[Harry Baldman]

Sweet. Find a survivor of the alien fight, treat for PTSD (Eurodance Variant PTSD, that is) in awesome office.

[Parsely]

The LAZOR will explode the second you use it. And that armour's hard-seals are faulty. I'm an evil armoury master. Muahaha.

Give Harry Baldman a plasma cutter that works, and a face-shield that doesn't, so he can get to work on cutting his fingers off and burning his eyes out decking out that office of his!:D

[GreatWyrmGold]

((Didn't realize you were assuming that. And it's neither an RtD nor past tense, but yes we are co-players of a game where Demons Run originated.))

Don space suit. Continue quest to remove pink paint space bugs from the hull.

[BFEL]

Yeah next time skip I'll have to put that in big bold letters


LIKE THIS RIGHT HERE

[kj1225]

Go calibrate something.

[Furtuka]

experiment in ways to cook the space parasites that have been living in the airducts

[ragnarok97071]

Kyehehe... Cloning, huuh~? I can work with that~

position myself in cloning, making sure that I still have control of the remnants of the ship that last hosted me (the fighters)

((But seriously did you just put the psycho AI in charge of the place she can make an army of monsters on short notice?))

[GreatWyrmGold]

((I did not, no. Nor was my character made aware of the AI.

The clones will probably be stopped by caustic cleaning chemicals, though. If they're even loyal to you.))

[killerhellhound]

((I did not, no. Nor was my character made aware of the AI.

The clones will probably be stopped by caustic cleaning chemicals, though. If they're even loyal to you.))

((caustic cleaning chemicals kill everything also If I checked the suit I would have noticed the fault in the seals))
Fix the faults in my gear while muttering about damm mass produced crap then check over the rife and fix that up too

[Empiricist]

Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: UW-DA-P4
Job: Weapon Design/Manufacture
Biography: An experimental AI unit designed to be unpredictable in order to prevent enemies from being able to guess its next action. Although successful in its purpose, it lacks any concept of practicality, logic or sanity.

"Combat data analysis is complete. Developing suitable counter-weapon to hostiles..."
"weapon design complete. Commencing weapon creation."
Create a bladed flail that utilizes components from light fixtures and assault rifle magazines. Incorporate a chemical cleaning agent and a method for spraying it from the weapon.

[GreatWyrmGold]

((caustic cleaning chemicals kill everything

((Hence why they are my weapon of choice.))

[TCM]

PROTECT THE SHIP

[BFEL]

Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: UW-DA-P4
Job: Weapon Design/Manufacture
Biography: An experimental AI unit designed to be unpredictable in order to prevent enemies from being able to guess its next action. Although successful in its purpose, it lacks any concept of practicality, logic or sanity.

"Combat data analysis is complete. Developing suitable counter-weapon to hostiles..."
"weapon design complete. Commencing weapon creation."
Create a bladed flail that utilizes components from light fixtures and assault rifle magazines. Incorporate a chemical cleaning agent and a method for spraying it from the weapon.

GODDAMMIT WHY IS EVERYBODY TURNIN INTO AN AI AND TRYIN TO TAKE MAH JOB?

[Empiricist]

Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: UW-DA-P4
Job: Weapon Design/Manufacture
Biography: An experimental AI unit designed to be unpredictable in order to prevent enemies from being able to guess its next action. Although successful in its purpose, it lacks any concept of practicality, logic or sanity.

"Combat data analysis is complete. Developing suitable counter-weapon to hostiles..."
"weapon design complete. Commencing weapon creation."
Create a bladed flail that utilizes components from light fixtures and assault rifle magazines. Incorporate a chemical cleaning agent and a method for spraying it from the weapon.

GODDAMMIT WHY IS EVERYBODY TURNIN INTO AN AI AND TRYIN TO TAKE MAH JOB?

((Because I can't think up of how to justify a human with such insane thoughts and ideas ending up in a position to manufacture and mass produce weapons.))

[GreatWyrmGold]

((Why does a ship need so many AIs?))