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[Persus13]

Slaves have parents too.

[Ozarck]

Slaves have parents too.

But typically not parents who are in any position to make demands of this nature. That's part of what it means to be a slave, no?
Anyway, the girls are free to return to their parents, bringing the god news of Boobs to their homes.

[Harry Baldman]

Lupus: amplify dog-prophet's squirrel compulsion ability, make it more powerful.
Explosive Weasels: eliminate the enemy wolf worshippers with explosive abilities.
Evil Wolves: enslave wolf packs unaligned with the other wolf god.
Dog-Prophet and Enslaved Squirrel Menagerie: enslave more squirrels.
Salmon: convert as many lampreys as can be found.
Survivalist Apprentice: try to regain voice through meticulous effort.

[Ozarck]

[bSurvivalist Apprentice: try to regain voice through meticulous effort.[/b]

I laughed out loud at this.

[Imperial Guardsman]

CONVERT

[Ozarck]

CONVERT

You heard him. He wishes to convert. He's mine, now. And all his stuff.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Prophet: Wake up, cure the plague!
On'Li: Cure the plague, convert, make the town a better place.
Guild Leaders: Invite the Mayor or Town Council or whatever to a meal when they have a moment.
Town Watch: Convert wives. Please. Also, convert coworkers.
Town Watch's Wives: Convert friends, husbands, and servants.
Assorted Townspeople: Begin organizing the healing efforts to make them more efficient and more widely-known.
Lawyers: Continue with paperwork and other stuff. Convert coworkers.
To, quote, "fuck over" Zarut, offer his remaining craftsmen double their current salaries if they convert to On'Li. Or otherwise convert them.
On'Li: Openly criticize Zarut for killing even more people in order to harm me. Make the knowledge of this tendency of Zarut known to all townspeople and to the neighboring towns, suggesting that they stop trading with worshipers of Zarut to prevent such a god from flourishing and continuing to harm the world. Also block holy images of Zarut being placed in dreams. (Does making a good argument aid my actions?)

[Persus13]

Prophet: Wake up, cure the plague!
On'Li: Cure the plague, convert, make the town a better place.
Guild Leaders: Invite the Mayor or Town Council or whatever to a meal when they have a moment.
Town Watch: Convert wives. Please. Also, convert coworkers.
Town Watch's Wives: Convert friends, husbands, and servants.
Assorted Townspeople: Begin organizing the healing efforts to make them more efficient and more widely-known.
Lawyers: Continue with paperwork and other stuff. Convert coworkers.
To, quote, "fuck over" Zarut, offer his remaining craftsmen double their current salaries if they convert to On'Li. Or otherwise convert them.
On'Li: Openly criticize Zarut for killing even more people in order to harm me. Make the knowledge of this tendency of Zarut known to all townspeople and to the neighboring towns, suggesting that they stop trading with worshipers of Zarut to prevent such a god from flourishing and continuing to harm the world. (Does making a good argument aid my actions?)

Right now, everyone in the town really hates Zarut, hence the angry mob.

[LordSlowpoke]

Take the false believers' life force and use it to mold an avatar of shenanigans and trickery. Send the believers off to the next village.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Prophet: Wake up, cure the plague!
On'Li: Cure the plague, convert, make the town a better place.
Guild Leaders: Invite the Mayor or Town Council or whatever to a meal when they have a moment.
Town Watch: Convert wives. Please. Also, convert coworkers.
Town Watch's Wives: Convert friends, husbands, and servants.
Assorted Townspeople: Begin organizing the healing efforts to make them more efficient and more widely-known.
Lawyers: Continue with paperwork and other stuff. Convert coworkers.
To, quote, "fuck over" Zarut, offer his remaining craftsmen double their current salaries if they convert to On'Li. Or otherwise convert them.
On'Li: Openly criticize Zarut for killing even more people in order to harm me. Make the knowledge of this tendency of Zarut known to all townspeople and to the neighboring towns, suggesting that they stop trading with worshipers of Zarut to prevent such a god from flourishing and continuing to harm the world. (Does making a good argument aid my actions?)

Right now, everyone in the town really hates Zarut, hence the angry mob.

Even people who haven't heard of him?
And his worshipers?

[Persus13]

Prophet: Wake up, cure the plague!
On'Li: Cure the plague, convert, make the town a better place.
Guild Leaders: Invite the Mayor or Town Council or whatever to a meal when they have a moment.
Town Watch: Convert wives. Please. Also, convert coworkers.
Town Watch's Wives: Convert friends, husbands, and servants.
Assorted Townspeople: Begin organizing the healing efforts to make them more efficient and more widely-known.
Lawyers: Continue with paperwork and other stuff. Convert coworkers.
To, quote, "fuck over" Zarut, offer his remaining craftsmen double their current salaries if they convert to On'Li. Or otherwise convert them.
On'Li: Openly criticize Zarut for killing even more people in order to harm me. Make the knowledge of this tendency of Zarut known to all townspeople and to the neighboring towns, suggesting that they stop trading with worshipers of Zarut to prevent such a god from flourishing and continuing to harm the world. (Does making a good argument aid my actions?)

Right now, everyone in the town really hates Zarut, hence the angry mob.

Even people who haven't heard of him?
And his worshipers?

Well, not his worshipers, but every religious person (aka almost everyone) dislikes Zarut because of Some very pissed off priests.

[BeforeLifer]

Prophet: Wake up, cure the plague!
On'Li: Cure the plague, convert, make the town a better place.
Guild Leaders: Invite the Mayor or Town Council or whatever to a meal when they have a moment.
Town Watch: Convert wives. Please. Also, convert coworkers.
Town Watch's Wives: Convert friends, husbands, and servants.
Assorted Townspeople: Begin organizing the healing efforts to make them more efficient and more widely-known.
Lawyers: Continue with paperwork and other stuff. Convert coworkers.
To, quote, "fuck over" Zarut, offer his remaining craftsmen double their current salaries if they convert to On'Li. Or otherwise convert them.
On'Li: Openly criticize Zarut for killing even more people in order to harm me. Make the knowledge of this tendency of Zarut known to all townspeople and to the neighboring towns, suggesting that they stop trading with worshipers of Zarut to prevent such a god from flourishing and continuing to harm the world. (Does making a good argument aid my actions?)

Right now, everyone in the town really hates Zarut, hence the angry mob.

Even people who haven't heard of him?
And his worshipers?

Well, not his worshipers, but every religious person (aka almost everyone) dislikes Zarut because of Some very pissed off priests.

Well shit.

Townsfolk: Use the religious flair to convert more people, aiming at more tradesfolk..
Town watch wives: Convert the rest of there husbands.
Town watch wives servants: Convert those that they meet while doing the menial tasks they get burdened with.
Town watch: Convert the rest of their coworkers.
Zarut:Plant visions holy visions of Zarut in the preists of all religious preists that are not preaching for Zarut.

[poketwo]

name of god: Communist God
first actions of prophet: spread the word of the most glorious of revolutions.


First post of a lurker who recently made his account.

[BeforeLifer]

name of god: Communist God
first actions of prophet: spread the word of the most glorious of revolutions.


First post of a lurker who recently made his account.

Welcome Comrade, we hope your sanity leaves you quick and painless.

[GreatWyrmGold]

My sanity is still around. Viva la Santé Mentale! (Vive?)