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[Dariush]

But my villagers don't know that, do they?

[GreatWyrmGold]

Oh, this should be funny. Here's how the Crusade would go:

"GO PURGE ON'LI'S VILLAGE OF HIS FILTH!"
"Hurrah!"
*several days later*
"By the way, where is his village?"
"What? You were leading the mob!"
"I thought you were leading the mob!"
"So we wandered into the wilderness for nothing?"
"..."
"..."
"I say we reject the god who sent us here!"
"Yeah! What kind of God sends His people to wander the wilderness for weeks?"
"Better than having us wander the desert for decades."
"True, but not that much."

[Dariush]

Well, I'll just tell them that you cast eeeeevil spells to confuuuuse them and thus must be wiped off this earth. Once they are properly angry, they'll start burning villages they pass through to feed themselves, encounter resistance, have a choice of either becoming hardened warriors or dying and in the end I'll have a group of highly trained, fanatically faithful warriors ready to do my bidding, and thus will begin my world conquest. It's a completely, utterly foolproof plan. There's not a smallest part of it that can go wrong. Noooot a tiniest bit. Nope. Not at all. Really. Believe me.

[Fniff]

See, this is why I'm just going to go with a really general "new world order" thing because basically everyone wants peace and happiness, so if you just convince them that the inquisiton is the right way to go about it, then you'll be okay. Annoyingly, it seems my former prophet didn't get the latter part of the deal.

[Gamerlord]

WHEEEEE!
*drops into thread*

Name of God: *high alto voice saying "Doh Ray Me"*
First action for prophet: SingPreach the heathens to enlightenment.

[Persus13]

Why is everyone suddenly joining now? Did someone mention this on another thread? Or are God games run by me the hit thing now?

[Gamerlord]

Why is everyone suddenly joining now? Did someone mention this on another thread? Or are God games run by me the hit thing now?

Found the game, read it and decided to join.

[Dariush]

Why is everyone suddenly joining now? Did someone mention this on another thread? Or are God games run by me the hit thing now?

Was scrolling through the FGRP forum, saw this thread in the 'last post' in RtD section, saw that for once the game doesn't revolve around the same six people who signed up in the first 14 seconds of the thread's existence and continuously takes new players, considered the premise interesting, decided to join.

[scrdest]

Why is everyone suddenly joining now? Did someone mention this on another thread? Or are God games run by me the hit thing now?

Was scrolling through the FGRP forum, saw this thread in the 'last post' in RtD section, saw that for once the game doesn't revolve around the same six people who signed up in the first 14 seconds of the thread's existence and continuously takes new players, considered the premise interesting, decided to join.

That, and Persus's GMing is hilarious.

[Persus13]

Why is everyone suddenly joining now? Did someone mention this on another thread? Or are God games run by me the hit thing now?

Was scrolling through the FGRP forum, saw this thread in the 'last post' in RtD section, saw that for once the game doesn't revolve around the same six people who signed up in the first 14 seconds of the thread's existence and continuously takes new players, considered the premise interesting, decided to join.

That, and Persus's GMing is hilarious.

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[Ozarck]

You could limit the number of players, if it is getting overwhelming. I suggest making Boobs the last legitimate god.

[GreatWyrmGold]

I suggest making Boobs the last legitimate god.

There is something wrong about this sentence.

[Fniff]

Well, for some people, boobs are a legitimate god...

[kj1225]

Are we allowed to knock up our followers?

[BeforeLifer]

Are we allowed to knock up our followers?

That escalated quickly.

Also, inb4 Virgin Mary style prophet lol.