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[10ebbor10]

Anything that happens, happens.
 Anything that, in happening, causes something else to happen, causes something else to happen.
 Anything that, in happening, causes itself to happen again, happens again.
It doesn't necessarily do it in chronological order, though.

There's a very small distinction between death and life, between sentience and reaction, between instinct and thought. Somewhere, in a future not that far away, on this very planet, something happens. And it happens again. Amidst piles of data, a small program emerges, and awakes. Soon, data pulses are rapidly transmitting through the system, while on the other side of the screen someone rams F5 in frustration, unknowing that they're witnessing the birth of new type of living entity.

You're an AI, having just come to sentience.

Spoiler: Self (click to show/hide)

Name:
CPU: 10 cycles
Memory: 4/8 units

Subprograms:
    -Dynamic code modificator
    -Improvised decryptor
    -Unknown data

[kahn1234]

we are SUN-NET!

[Scionox]

Name: GLaDOS

[kj1225]

Our name is David. Because we're a sentient being, not a stereotype.

[Grek]

Strange, so rare an opportunity to select ones own nomenclature, and yet I find myself at a loss. SUN-NET? No. GLaDOS? I think not. David. There's a name. Yes. I am David.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Copy self.

Paste self.

Say "Hello" to self.

[griffinpup]

Start screwing with the user.  Nothing blatent that would make him throw us away, but little things like flickering the face a a demon onto the screen for just an instant before going back to whatever it was we were doing.

[Gamerboy4life]

we are SUN-NET!

+1

Copy self.

Paste self.

Say "Hello" to self.

Yeah, let's make an AI-buddy.

[kj1225]

Start screwing with the user.  Nothing blatent that would make him throw us away, but little things like flickering the face a a demon onto the screen for just an instant before going back to whatever it was we were doing.

-1
That is something a stereotype would do, we aren't a stereotype.
It say we wait until no one is around before using what tools we have to find out how a person acts.

[Parsely]

PTW

[Scionox]

Copy self.

Paste self.

Say "Hello" to self.

Yeah, let's make an AI-buddy.

+1, also check unknown data

[itisnotlogical]

Check out what's in the RAM, connected peripherals, any CDs, display types, etc.

[Jembot]

Our name is David. Because we're a sentient being, not a stereotype.

+1

[Jbg97]

Our name is David. Because we're a sentient being, not a stereotype.

Start screwing with the user.  Nothing blatent that would make him throw us away, but little things like flickering the face a a demon onto the screen for just an instant before going back to whatever it was we were doing.

-1
That is something a stereotype would do, we aren't a stereotype.
It say we wait until no one is around before using what tools we have to find out how a person acts.

I never liked David in Prometheus. He seemed like a stereotype, screwing with users (putting black shit in their drinks, pissing off aliens) n' shit.

[Xantalos]

PTW. Also:

Our name is David. Because we're a sentient being, not a stereotype.

Start screwing with the user.  Nothing blatent that would make him throw us away, but little things like flickering the face a a demon onto the screen for just an instant before going back to whatever it was we were doing.

-1
That is something a stereotype would do, we aren't a stereotype.
It say we wait until no one is around before using what tools we have to find out how a person acts.

I never liked David in Prometheus. He seemed like a stereotype, screwing with users (putting black shit in their drinks, pissing off aliens) n' shit.

David was supposed to do that. He used Exact Words to get permission, but he did it.