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[kj1225]

"Oh, they weren't my friends. At least I don't remember if they were. And don't worry they were the ones who took off their lock in a game on the internet, so they deserved it. So... do you know why we both understand each other despite the odds of us both knowing the same langue?"

[flabort]

((Ask her.. it?.. why that other thing was impersonating it))

[freeformschooler]

"Oh, they weren't my friends. At least I don't remember if they were. And don't worry they were the ones who took off their lock in a game on the internet, so they deserved it. So... do you know why we both understand each other despite the odds of us both knowing the same langue?"

: "I don't care. Enter if you wish - I need to run some errands."

Nelly disappears through the lit doorway.

[kj1225]

Kyle pulls out his pistol and walks through the doorway.

[Dermonster]

(((Of course I wasn't anticipating it! You don't kill people in the first turn (Unless you're piecewise)! I expected to maybe be disabled for a little bit before the saving and expositing were done, and then I would have the possibility of being maimed at every turn. I really wanted to play a dwarven groovesmith {Damn that sounded cool}.

Edit: Son of a- the thing is miles long already. Might as well! Hopefully the death rate takes a steep decline then abruptly flattens out when I get back.))

Edit2: I seriously got 'Spoon Bard'. I. I dont.)))

Name: Greg Stormtap
Brief bio: A simple man with a simple plan, Greg seeks to find the most Potent of Ports, the Greatest of Grogs, and the most Beautiful Brews.
Simple appearance: A tallish heavyset man with long grey hair and an everpresent cheerful grin.
Class: Beermonger
Starting item: Everfull Keg

[Parsely]

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[GreatWyrmGold]

Edit2: I seriously got 'Spoon Bard'. I. I dont.)))

Something tells me you're using a random class generator. May I ask which one?

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You'll need to be a LOT more specific.

[kj1225]

>Thank you Voice that can manifest itself in pictures.<

[Dermonster]

Edit2: I seriously got 'Spoon Bard'. I. I dont.)))

Something tells me you're using a random class generator. May I ask which one?

http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=wackyclass

[flabort]

((Salamandermiser? No, I shant turn you into a newt, I don't know how, but here's the next best thing!))

[Xanmyral]

[I prefer the class mixer one honestly, where else are you going to get 'Unspeakable Heretic of the Sea?' I'm not even sure what that means really.]

[Parsely]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

You'll need to be a LOT more specific.

Hah. Mostly just going through that bloody door.

[GreatWyrmGold]

((Incidentally, new classes:

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Aligatorologer: One who studies aligators. And alligators.
Allspice Occultist: Cilantro Strike! Curse of Garlic Breath! Cinnamon Slash! Basil Blast!
Armadillo Wrestler: Must be some big armadillos.
Beetlemancer: Beetleball! Beetle Blast! Ray of Roachiness!
Cariboumiser: So that's why he has so many...
Cilantrosmith: "Hey, I'm allergic to Cilantro." "Sorry, I'm kinda limited. Looks like you'll have to stick with metal."
Crawdad Mentalist: Pathetic, but useful if you're a beggar.
Dirt Robber: "Sure, take as much as you want."
Doveologer: The soap, the chocolate, or the bird?
Dradel Collector: "Not just any dradels, I collect Dradels of Power!" "What's this one's power?" "...I also collect Dradels of Power!"
Frog Subduer: Must be some big frogs.
Koala Boss: "Let me make an offer you can't refuse, mate..."
Koalamistress: Um...NOT going there.
Malamute Frightener: "Lesson 1: What a Malmute Is."
Manicotti Keeper: "Nah, these ain't those tame Linguini, or peaceful Macaroni, but wild Manticotti!" "...It's pasta."
Moose Tamer: "MOOOSE!" "Ow! I'm narrating events as I get trampled by a moose bellowing moose!"
Mustardologist: Studying mustard.
Puppy Magician: Careful of when she makes puppies appear inside you. Cute otherwise.
Rattlesnakeologer: "Why are there so many of us studying highly specific fields of science?"
Reindeer Director: "No, I heal with reindeer!" "Yeah, I remember. I still have the hoofprints."
Sealmentalist: Face the wrath of a thousand mind-controlled seals?
Skate Wrestler: Presumably a wrestler on skates, and not a wrestler that wrestles small, flat cartilaginous fishes.
Squeezeboxmaster: Not a copyright infringement on KoL.
Stuffmentalist: Oh dear.

[freeformschooler]

Wait I just realized I fucked up the game by providing exposition at the beginning like this.

Oh well. Back to warrens before I continue this.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Wait I just realized I fucked up the game by providing exposition at the beginning like this.

...What?