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[Remuthra]

Grab the nearest convenient weapon and engage Righteous Rampage.

[Elephant Parade]

End this transparent tomfoolery!

[flabort]

Grab the nearest convenient weapon and engage Righteous Rampage.

You pick up a.. [6] enchanted sword that you happened to come in with. Recognizing it's master, it glows bright and chirps cheerfully. [3-2] The witch whirls around, and stomps over to you. [4-1] You fail to get up, though, as your legs and head are mostly still tied up together. You roll over to face her.

"I am NOT going to be taken in for bounty. Your king REQUESTED all the magical help he could get in building an unstopable army. I sent him a gift to show him what I could do for him, and he gets panicked. He sends you."

She picks you up by the ropes and drags you to the cauldron.

"I could turn you into living steel for him, unstopable. But you messed up my formula with your bungling, and now I can't fix it! LOOK!"

She shoves your face really close to the bubbling liquid, which is black within the pot - as you watch, it turns a light grey. [6] Your knees wind up in the fire heating the brew, burning off some of the ropes, and catching you on fire.

"It's supposed to be like this at all times! It shouldn't change colors! Not in the pot, not when it spills out, not ever!"

End this transparent tomfoolery!

[1-1]You fail to do so. You wind up falling out of the hut, a long ways to the ocean. Oops.

[Gamerlord]

I CAN'T SEE THOSE POSTS WHAT DO THEY MEAN.

[Remuthra]

I CAN'T SEE THOSE POSTS WHAT DO THEY MEAN.

It's the Silence War.

[Elephant Parade]

I CAN'T SEE THOSE POSTS WHAT DO THEY MEAN.

It's a RTD inside this RTD.

[Remuthra]

Suggest adding some White-out to the mixture to keep it from changing color. If that fails, engage Righteous Rampage.

[Tavik Toth]

Build fortifications then create army.

[flabort]

Suggest adding some White-out to the mixture to keep it from changing color. If that fails, engage Righteous Rampage.

[2]"Oh, yeah, that's what you knights call your enchantment breaking formula, isn't it? That would certainly stop the color change. It would also certainly ruin the whole batch worse!"

She throws you to the side, on top of squidgen and mastahcheese. [5] Your sword accidentally snags your own ropes and squidgen's ropes too, freeing you both completely.
You rush the witch, [2] but she disappears before you can hit her. She reappears behind you and kicks you towards the door. [4] You stop mere inches away from falling immeasurable distances.

[Coolrune206]

Guys, stop spamming my Gmail with your silly posts

[Remuthra]

Defensive posture, wait to counter when she reappears. If I have an extra weapon, toss it to squidgen and instruct him to watch my back.

Guys, stop spamming my Gmail with your silly posts

Stop telling Bay 12 to notify you whenever a new post happens .

[flabort]

Defensive posture, wait to counter when she reappears. If I have an extra weapon, toss it to squidgen and instruct him to watch my back.

[3]You kick a shield to squidgen. The witch watches both of you intently, but doesn't strike. You get ready for any move she might make.

[1]A caged owl right beside you hoots, startling you into rushing the witch again. [5] As before, she disappears when you strike out, but you whirl around and catch her hand with your blade when she reappears behind you. [2] The witches hand falls into the cauldron.

[Remuthra]

Do I get loot from winning?

Continue defending myself from evil witches.

[Coolrune206]

Very Clever, boys, Very clever. Mind if I hop in?

[Remuthra]

Very Clever, boys, Very clever. Mind if I hop in?

Wrong color combination, sorry. Masters of both Regular and Darkling only.