Mountain Homes
BLAST LASER DRAGON AGAIN
THEN LEAP AT HIM AND DEVOUR HIM AFTER TEARING HIM TO SHREDS
OFFER UP THE CORPSE TO XANTALOS IF HE DIES FROM ATTACK
PRAY TO XANTALOS TO POWER UP MY KID TOO
HE'S A PRETTY COOL KID
(5) You blast him! He blasts back! Your companion is brought back to life!
Blast that wagon! Also keep praying.
(4) You're having trouble holding him back! But Scionox is keeping you safe!
Portal up to the golden house bring my protector with me.
(2) NNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Murder guard, fly towards battle.
(5) You steal the guards weapon and throw him at the ground! Also you have bolts in your arms now, so you drop the weapon.
Attempt to barter for wagon of corking. Offer much golden stuffs for it.
(3) He's currently preoccupied with being murdered.
Create the Golden Giving-Up-On-Alliteration Submersible, a vehicle capable of constantly refreshing the air inside of it and floating or sinking as required. It has weapons and armor, specifically Giant Golden Guns and thick gold plating.
If successful, pilot the G.G-U-O-A.S. down through the flood of unusually viscous water.
(3) You make an enclosed device that might be waterproof.
Grab a crossbow from back of wagon. Point at the flying wizard. If threat proves ineffective, open fire on wizard. Order crossbow-armed guard to do the same..
(4) You and your guard fire! It gets him in the arms!
Grab mah friend and get on the other side of that second ladder.
(3) There's no time! You make haste by yourself!
Lock the brakes on the MU. Use it as a cork, drop out the bottom, gather materials to reinforce it and improve it to the point that it can power through the water to it's source, even if it takes multiple turns.
(3) It's not enough! The water breaks through!
Use my long dormat elephant powers to undergo asexual reproduction to become TWO yaks.
(4) You turn back into a yak!
Combine shadow breath(Still +1 bonus right?) with the power of ?artifact? again and create barrier around Dansmithers(or myself if mantle snake changes target) that protects and reflects attacks back to the attacker, then grab the artifact and if he's going outside, go outside as well, otherwise fly more or less safe distance from mantle snake(s).
(3+1+?) You protect Dan from damage!
You can heal cackling from the deep!
Caverns
Sensing trouble at the Mountainhomes, control the strands of beard that I may or may not have left there, and order them to seal off the lower caverns where the snakes are. But make it water-passable.
(2) You didn't leave any of your beard back at home.
Go back and aquire biomass
(1) There's too many crundles in the way!
screw all y'all and your fighting
i'm finding ore
(3) You head off without them.
Lamias Capital
Start by making the inside of it much larger than the outside. Then go out and tell the town that the mutant is dead.
(2) You tell the villagers to chill, they don't listen.
Hippy Tree Town
Form an Elven settlement.
(2) A nearby elf kicks some dirt. They seem confused. Suddenly a dragon and a dwarf fall out of the sky and kill two of your villagers!
Skies
Try to convert the humans to KJism, if one of the fighting sides does, and the other does not, join that side
If no-one takes me up on the offer, pop into the not-fighting kingdom, and start preaching
Aid action.
(1) You fall out of the sky and crash into the forest!
(1) You are hit by the tailwind of the dragon, and fall as well!
Human Lands
Continue, Don't let the enemy out-flank us!!!
Blind the enemy with the power of the sun
(1) You blind yourself!
Use the notes I have taken to advance my technology! Implement that technology in my kingdom!
(1) You are blinded by a flash of light!
Attack from both sides and behind now!
Poketwo's north Skirmisher attacks Tavik Toth's north Infantry! 2+1 Vs. 4, 1 Damage to Poketwo's north Skirmisher!
Poketwo's south Skirmisher attacks Tavik Toth's south Infantry! 3+1 Vs. 6, 2 Damage to Poketwo's south Skirmisher!
Tavik Toth's north Infantry attacks Poketwo's north Skirmisher! 3 Vs. 6+1, 4 Damage to Tavik Toth's north Infantry!
Tavik Toth's south Infantry attacks Poketwo's south Skirmisher! 6 Vs. 5+1, No Damage!
Tavik Toth's north Shock Troops attack Poketwo's north Skirmisher! 5+1 Vs. 4+1, 1 Damage to Poketwo's north Skirmisher!
Tavik Toth's south Shock Troops attack Poketwo's south Skirmisher! 5+1 Vs. 2+1 3 Damage to Poketwo's south Skirmisher!
Tavik Toth's north Archers fire on Poketwo's north Skirmisher! 2 Vs. 2+1 No Damage!
Tavik Toth's south Archers fire on Poketwo's south Skirmisher! 6 Vs. 1+1 4 Damage to Poketwo's south Skirmisher!
Poketwo's south Skirmisher has been slain!
Poketwo's north Archers fire on Tavik Toth's north Shock Troops! 1+1 Vs. 1-1, 2 Damage to Tavik Toth's north Shock Troops!
Poketwo's south Archers fire on Tavik Toth's south Shock Troops! 4+1 Vs. 6-1, No damage!
Poketwo's west Skirmisher attacks Tavik Toth's north Archers! 1+2 Vs. 6, No Damage!
Poketwo's east Skirmisher attacks Tavik Toth's north Infantry! 5+1 Vs. 3, 3 Damage Tavik Toth's north Infantry!
Tavik Toth's north Infantry has been slain!
Tavik Toth's north Skirmisher attacks Poketwo's north Archers! 3+1 Vs. 2+1, 1 Damage to Poketwo's north Archers!
Tavik Toth's south Infantry attacks Poketwo's south Archers! 5 Vs. 5+1, 1 Damage to Tavik Toth's south Infantry!
Tavik Toth's north Shock Troops attack Poketwo's west Skirmisher! 5+1 Vs. 5+1, No Damage!
Tavik Toth's south Shock Troops attack Poketwo's south Shock Troops! 1 Vs. 1+1, 1 Damage to Tavik Toth's south Shock Troops!
Poketwo's south Shock Troops attack Tavik Toth's south Infantry! 4+2 Vs. 2, 4 Damage to Tavik Toth's south Infantry
Poketwo's south Archers fire on Tavik Toth's south Shock Troops! 3+1 Vs. 5-1, No Damage!
Poketwo's north Archers fire on Tavik Toth's north Shock Troops! 5+1 Vs. 5-1, 2 Damage to Tavik Toth's north Shock Troops
Tavik Toth's south Archers fire on Poketwo's west Infantry! 5 Vs. 6+1, No Damage!
Tavik Toth's north-east Archers fire on Poketwo's east Skirmisher! 2 Vs. 5+1, No Damage!
Tavik Toth's north-west Archers fire on Poketwo's west Skirmisher! 6 Vs. 5+1, No Damage!
Far Side of Gia
Ride siege engine towards Mountainhomes.
(5) EFF YEAH!
Underworld
Reveal that this entire time I've secretly been concealing a jetpack I invented. Take out the jetpack, fly up, and mine the adamantium.
(1) You pull out your jetpack, and fly straight up the tube! The jetpack explodes, killing you instantly!
Other
Spawn as a Battlemage of Force. These mages are specially trained for frontline combat, and wear armor and a mace designed to channel magic. Their magical capabilities revolve around pushing and pulling things, from yanking out someones intestines from their mouth, to pinching blood vessels shut. Location: Near battle. Do not participate in battle. Watch. If attacked, crush their lungs from the inside. MAGIC!
(5) You find yourself at the top of a tall tower.
Universe
Gia: Habitable Formed by kj1225 the First
Helios: Star Formed by kj1225 the First
Hatvia: Moon Formed by Remuthra the Hat
Stars: Created by Remuthra the Hat
Void-Spawn: Extinct Created by Xantalos the Devourer
Hatvians: Created by Remuthra the Hat
Dragons: Thriving Created by GreatWyrmGold the Dragon
Magma Snakes: Created by Xantalos the Mantle Snake
Crundles: Controlled by squidgen's beard Called by squidgen
Blood-Spawn: Controlled by Nazush Midortosid Created by BFEL
Dwarves: Small Colony Created by Remuthra the Hat
Wizards: 5 members Unknown Origin
Lamias: 1 City Created by kj1225 the First
Humans: Too many small Kingdoms Unknown Origin
Dwarven Civilization: 1 Colony
Lamias Civilization: 1 City
Wizard Hermit House: 1 House
Kingdom of poketwo: 1 Settlement
Kingdom of Glloyd: 1 Settlement, basic industry
Kingdom of Tavik Toth: 1 Camp
The Towers of Trial: Created by killerhellhound the Wizard
Nazush Midortosid: Power Armor created by BFEL the Dwarf
MountainAssaults, The Siege Fortress: created by Elephant Parade
Zustashmabdug Thunen: Artifact Ale created by flabort
Summon Void-Spawn: Ancient Created by Xantalos the Devourer
Void Plague: Ancient Created by GreatWyrmGold the Dragon
Divine Cage Ancient Created by kj1225 the First
Conjure Hat: Ancient Created by Remuthra the Hat
Summon Explosives: Explosions Created by Remuthra the Wizard
Gilan's Golden Shackles: Gold Created by GreatWyrmGold the Wizard
Lukeinator's Levitation: Wind Created by Lukeinator the Wizard
Forceful Jaunt: Portals Created by "Git off my lawn!" killerhellhound the Wizard
Gilan's Golden Guardian: Gold Created by GreatWyrmGold the Wizard
Steve's Sudden Ships: Fortifications Created by Elephant Parade the Wizard
Steve's Sturdy Suit: Fortifications Elephant Parade the Wizard
Terraformers: Ancient Created by kj1225 the First
Copper age: Developed by Lamias, and Kingdom of poketwo
Dwarven age: Developed by Dwarves
Stone age: Developed by Humans
Kj1225 the First
Xantalos the Devourer
GreatWrymGold the Dragon
Remuthra the Hat
BFEL, First Dwarf - Healthy Creator of Nazush Midortosid Mountain Homes
Aseaheru - Healthy Mountain Homes
Squidgen - Healthy Magical Beard, Leader of Crundles Caverns outside Mountain Homes
BunnyBob77 - Deceased
Gamerlord, Dwarven Wizard - Healthy Gold Mountain Homes
flabort - Healthy Creator of Zustashmabdug Thunen Mountain Homes
Zanzetkuken The Great - Healthy Super Dwarf Disciple of KJ the First Human Lands
TopHat - Healthy Merchant Mountain Homes
Coolrune206 - Deceased
Elfeater - Healthy Mountain Homes
killerhellhound - Healthy Portals Creator of The Towers of Trials Mountain Homes
Kj1225, Time Wizard - Healthy Time and Space Lamias Capital
GreatWyrmGold, Wizard - Healthy Gold Mountain Homes Trials Passed Cheated
Remuthra, Wizard - Deceased
Lukeinator, the Grey - Healthy Wind Mountain Homes
Elephant Parade, Steve - Healthy Fortifications Creator of MountainAssaults, the Siege Fortress Far side of Gia
poketwo, Human King - Healthy King of the Kingdom of poketwo Poketwo's Capital
Tavik Toth, Human King - Healthy King of the Kingdom of Tavik Toth Tavik Toth's Capital
Glloyd, Human King - Healthy King of the Kingdom of Glloyd Glloyd's Capital
freeformschooler, Cave Elf - Deceased
Remuthra, Forest Elf - Healthy Wilds
Dansmithers, Laser Dragon - Healthy Lasers Mountain Homes
Scionox, Shadow Dragon - Healthy Shadow Mountain Homes
wolfchild, Sky Dragon - Healthy Priest of KJ1225 the First Sky Human Lands
Coolrune206, Dragon - Healthy Human Lands
Powder Miner, Powder Man - Healthy Caverns outside Mountain Homes
blademan9999, Elephant - Deceased
Xantalos, Mantle Serpent - Healthy Under the Mountain Homes
blademan9999 the Dwarven Statue - Mountain Homes
ArchAIngel, the dead - Deceased
Dorsidwarf, Magma Snake - Deceased
Tomcost, Floating Guts - Healthy Creepy Caverns
Not going to bother with the info update, because this update to way too frelling long, and I even skipped the 3rd phase of the mass battle, because it's too complicated and convoluted, and takes too long to draw.
I'm really losing steam with this one, it took me close to 2 hours straight to pump these pictures out, normally I could have done it in maybe 20 minutes, at the absolute most, and they still look terrible because I tried to cut corners.
I think I may need to take a break from this for a week or two, and do something different until I can get that spark back, I don't know, I'm tired.
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