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[Aseaheru]

Make myself known to the dwarves. Greet them friendily.

BFEL Dashes out of the mountain with a crazed look in his eyes, quickly passing the friendly wizard while yelling in his face: NAW TIME STRANGA! I MUST DEFEND MY SLAVES ER I MEAN FALLOW DWAAAAAAAAAAAARVES! USING MY VAMPIRE ARMOR! OF DEFENESTRATION!

LOCK THE IDIOT UP. HIDE HIS ARMOR UNTIL WE BOOZE HIM UP. BOOZE HIM UP. GREET GWG.

[flabort]

Spawn in as a dwarf/lamia hybrid, in the mountainhomes. Take the mason's shop to build some doors.

[mastahcheese]

Spawn in as a dwarf/lamia hybrid, in the mountainhomes. Take the mason's shop to build some doors.

In order to keep my brain from melting, I'm assuming that the Lamias do not produce hybrids, but rather that any races DNA is compatible for making more Lamias, and in order to avoid brain-melting from gender confusion, is doesn't matter which race is the female, it's always another Lamias

[flabort]

Darn, I thought there was a slim chance that it might produce a hybrid instead.
I guess that makes them the Amazons of "Fantastic Racism" instead of "Sexism". 
Alright, Just a dwarf.

[mastahcheese]

I guess that makes them the Amazons of "Fantastic Racism" instead of "Sexism". 

Pretty much.

[Gamerlord]

Head west.

[blademan9999]

Become a fully grown SUPER elephant that can command other elephants to do my bidding.

[BFEL]

Make myself known to the dwarves. Greet them friendily.

BFEL Dashes out of the mountain with a crazed look in his eyes, quickly passing the friendly wizard while yelling in his face: NAW TIME STRANGA! I MUST DEFEND MY SLAVES ER I MEAN FALLOW DWAAAAAAAAAAAARVES! USING MY VAMPIRE ARMOR! OF DEFENESTRATION!

LOCK THE IDIOT UP. HIDE HIS ARMOR UNTIL WE BOOZE HIM UP. BOOZE HIM UP. GREET GWG.

WHY ARE YOU CONSTANTLY SABOTAGING ME? I AM NOT EVEN ACTING CRAZY ANYMORE, I'M DOING SOMETHING *USEFUL*
Take booze, but power-armor bitchslap him if he tries to take my armor/and or lock me up.

Also I love how I'm the only one who seems even vaguely aware/worried about Xantalos awakening.

[GreatWyrmGold]

((Who worries about the rantings of a crazy dwarf?))

[BFEL]

((Who worries about the rantings of a crazy dwarf?))

What? THERE WAS A RUMBLE, and Xantalos is trying to spawn AS THE MANTLESNAKE.

[Remuthra]

((Who worries about the rantings of a crazy dwarf?))

What? THERE WAS A RUMBLE, and Xantalos is trying to spawn AS THE MANTLESNAKE.

It's quite simple. You just need to spawn as the ATMOSPHERESNAKE, to cancel him out.

[mastahcheese]

((Who worries about the rantings of a crazy dwarf?))

What? THERE WAS A RUMBLE, and Xantalos is trying to spawn AS THE MANTLESNAKE.

It's quite simple. You just need to spawn as the ATMOSPHERESNAKE, to cancel him out.

Somebody give this man a cookie.

[Dansmithers]

I give LASER COOKIE.

[Remuthra]

I accept LASER COOKIE and infuse it with EXPLOSIONS.

+1 EXPLOSION CHIP LASER COOKIE

[mastahcheese]

I've actually been thinking of a ruleset where you play as wizards and you have to combine multiple spheres to create spells, sort of akin to Magicka, but with a crazier amount of stuff.