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[Gamerlord]

First I think when I read that list? Mages are fucking idiots. The only artifacts Morgred will ever make will be it's own body and those of it's minions.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Officially requesting a legendary material that looks like Damascus steel if there isn't one already.


Am also declaring a swap of two points from end to int for rp reasons, and my possession of a steel shiv.
Question: Is intelligence a measure of just that or is it purely a mage meta-attribute?

[Xanmyral]

Slade.

+1
Allows further transmutation too.

Also, only the boots. Those boots could see a variety of uses, gotta say.

You gotta have strong bones/legs for those things then, else your ankle will snap like a twig if it gets hilariously heavy while you're in mid kick. Or your joint will go crunch. Or your foot. ...Really, unless you're already tough as hell or made of a strong material (most likely one and the same), if you value your feet don't put those on.

But yeah, I see a lot of uses, which is why I want them. Jewel's strong enough that it probably won't screw him over for life just putting those on and using them. Neun might be able to make use of them too, I think, since he's a dwarf, but for everyone else that is just asking for making your legs ruined for life.

[Parsely]

PTW

[Xanmyral]

Slade.

So I was curious as to how heavy that would make Jewel... SO LET'S MATH THIS OUT!

Warning, math is ahead.

Thanks to instructions from this handy site found by google, and information about Slade from the wiki, I've ascertained that Slade has a density of 200.5146 g/cm³. Fuck.

That is some heavy shit man, I mean, holy crap. The density for slade was derived from the wiki on Slade stating that it is "... around 9.348 times as dense as platinum ..." The density for platinum is 21.45 g/cm³. So thus, 200.5146 g/cm³.

Now then, according to the site, I just need to figure out what the average body weight for Jewel if he was made of flesh and bone instead of stone. However, going off of his formula, I can see that I can reverse this. Let's assume that Jewel's density is that of granite, it being a typical form of stone. His weigh now is roughly 350, so 350 divided by 2.691 g/cm³ (the density of granite), reveals that he is roughly 130 pounds in weight if he was human. Mind you, he probably wouldn't weigh that if he was human because the weight is more 'mass' than actual weight.

Anyway, actually getting somewhere with this, I need to take the 'mass' of what Jewel would weigh if human (130) and times this by what he would weight in his new density as Slade (200.5146).

The actual point of everything above this:

So if Jewel were made out of Slade he would weight 26'066.898 pounds. So... Yeah. Mind you however, this is rough as humans don't actually have the same density of water, it would be a bit less, so Jewel would only weight approximately that much, but that approximate isn't that far off.

[Remuthra]

I might need some potions of strength or something to throw that .

[Xanmyral]

I think his steps would cause earthquakes, or he wouldn't be able to move at all if he was turned into slade. Basically, I have absolutely no idea but holy shit that's heavy.

[Remuthra]

You know, if you made yourself heavy enough you might actually have noticeable gravity.

[Xanmyral]

So Jewel's endgame is having literally noticeable gravity? I'm okay with that. Specially if I can figure out some way to manipulate that.

[Parsely]

For one horrifying second there I thought the title said "Adventurous Inbreeding".

[Remuthra]

So Jewel's endgame is having literally noticeable gravity? I'm okay with that. Specially if I can figure out some way to manipulate that.

And then you eventually swallow the Earth.

[Xantalos]

So Jewel's endgame is having literally noticeable gravity? I'm okay with that. Specially if I can figure out some way to manipulate that.

Jewel eventually becomes able to gain mass and becomes a new planet.

[Xanmyral]

Sadly, I don't think he would have too noticeable of a gravitational pull, or any really. While being heavy is good and all, he'd still need to be pretty massive to get something like that. The density helps, I think, but Jewel will need to be more massive basically.

[Rolepgeek]

He'd only need to reach approximately 1/1000 of the moon's mass.

[Xanmyral]

...Doable, I think. With a lot of help however.

But really though, the idea is hilarious but at least it is good to know that turning into Slade wouldn't kill everything around him. Although I do wonder if he'd be able to have the same amount of locomotion as he does now...