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[Gamerlord]

...Give me a while.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

One shudders to think what a crazy necromancer/cadaver sculptor would do to rectify that situation.

[Rolepgeek]

One shudders to think what a crazy necromancer/cadaver sculptor would do to erectify that situation.

It had to be done.

[Gamerlord]

One shudders to think what a crazy necromancer/cadaver sculptor would do to erectify that situation.

It had to be done.

XD

[Ross Vernal]

Myrl:
Heal all Deaf/Hard of Hearing conditions. Preferably by touch. (20+)

Prayer: 17, 10, 16, 4 (Magic), 3 (Infusion; all infuse attempts are 3x as powerful)

Heal Neun by 3 and Zoah by 7: Auto-succeed

Attempt to make High CorPriest believe that his allies are actually Savokian priests using illusions and the like (20+, NOPE)

Throw T4 Fire spells at the enemy with lowest health until it dies, then move onto the next one and continue until mana gets to 5. (This is for next turn) If mana font replenishes mana to 10 or below, swig mana potion until mana reaches 20.:

Initiate: 15, 2 (Dead!)
Shinpriest: Natural 20, Natural 1
Soulbreak AoE:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Corpriest 6
    Ghoul 2
    Myrln
    Corpriest 7
    Ghoul 5
    Archer 1
    Animated Wolves 9
    Mingan
    Animated Wolves 3
    Animated Wolves 5
    Darsh
    Animated Wolves 7
    Animated Wolves 8
    Animated Wolves 4
    Cor
    High Corpriest
    Animated Wolves 2
    Savokian Priest 1
    Swordsman
    Archer 2
    Ghoul 4
    Animated Wolves 1

"Hey, you guys remember that time we nuke maged the gods and they didn't immediately smite us?"

EDIT: I bought a Kindle Fire today. Not the HD.

[Gamerlord]

He's soulbreaking?

OH SHIT.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

The shin priest?

[Xantalos]

The shin priest?

Wait, did my illusions thing work?

[GrizzlyAdamz]

I'm not sure if those are rolls or the checks or what.

I'm more worried about who's soulbreaking.


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Hey, er, this might be awkward, but, for reference: How does..uh..kin-kind biology...mix? Between any and all humanoids, (other kin species included). Same for the other races for that matter, (do quarter-angels have stumps on their backs?).
Further, how is such viewed within the universe?

[Remuthra]

Can gods soulbreak?

[GrizzlyAdamz]

They're >Perma Soul-break  you silly.
I don't think the same word could possibly resemble the same meaning when speaking of gods.

Some mortal's certainly signed their own death warrant.

[Ross Vernal]

I'm not sure if those are rolls or the checks or what.

I'm more worried about who's soulbreaking.

Rolls.

Shin priest.

Hey, er, this might be awkward, but, for reference: How does..uh..kin-kind biology...mix? Between any and all humanoids, (other kin species included). Same for the other races for that matter, (do quarter-angels have stumps on their backs?). Further, how is such viewed within the universe?

Uh, I'll have to refer you to furry porn for that question...

Basically, humans and fey can mate with anything, given enough preparation and/or lubrication. Elves are close behind, but generally racist and snooty like elves generally are.

[Xantalos]

Oh boy.
...
Why did he soulbreak?

[Remuthra]

Hey, er, this might be awkward, but, for reference: How does..uh..kin-kind biology...mix? Between any and all humanoids, (other kin species included). Same for the other races for that matter, (do quarter-angels have stumps on their backs?). Further, how is such viewed within the universe?

Uh, I'll have to refer you to furry porn for that question...

Basically, humans and fey can mate with anything, given enough preparation and/or lubrication. Elves are close behind, but generally racist and snooty like elves generally are.

Trust me, you really don't want to know.

[Ross Vernal]

When a Natural 20 meets a Natural 1, the results are generally messy and hilarious.

Besides, the Shinpriest thinks of death as a reward and a gift; if he's gonna die, he's gonna take as many others with him as he can.