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[Ross Vernal]

Good good. I'll have to add in the inventory and some SEEKRIT DEE EMM STUFF for my personal records, of course.

...later on. I'm burned out for the day. ^_^

[Chink]

Gespenst (My Spare Character)
Otunnort (Gamerlord's Spare)

Might as well provide links for these, too.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Holy crap, I literally cannot add that much to the Masterpost.

There's 53815  / 40000 characters.

Heh, why do you think it came in three parts?

[Ross Vernal]

Just so you all know, I am planning on making all of these schemes and plots be related to a Big Bad Evil Guy. Said BBEG will be the love-child of Dolores Umbridge, Mr. Blonde, and Joffrey "Baratheon" for the sheer unfettered dickery, and will be a bigger Karma Houdini than Rita Skeeter, Q, Drusilla, and Glen Quagmire combined.

That way, when you finally kill them for real, it's a sense of catharsis roughly equivalent to an orgasm.

[Gamerlord]

I predict this antagonists death within three posts of him being introduced. Provided I figure out how to soulbreak others from a distance first.

[Xantalos]

I'm going to love this guy.
Then promptly engage in a dickery contest with him.

[Ross Vernal]

There's no way you can hate this character enough for me to allow you to kill them that soon.

What part of "Karma Houdini" wasn't clear?

[Gamerlord]

Karma Houdini =/= 'Morgred's Hate Houdini'

[Xantalos]

Oh, I'll likely take notes.

[Ross Vernal]

Oh, I don't just mean your characters will hate them; I mean you will hate this person.

I'm talking about a carefully cultivated hate. A hate like fine wine.

A hate that is physically appreciable, to the point where after killing the little shit for several pages, you expend serious resources to revive them just because you regret not killing them hard enough and want to do it again.

[Xantalos]

It will take substantially more horrible things than what would get you banned several times over for me to actually hate someone.
I am a zen eldritch god, after all.

[Ross Vernal]

I specifically picked Joffrey and Umbridge as starting points, and you're going "Meh."

I like how you're inviting me to up the ante here.

[Xantalos]

I specifically picked Joffrey and Umbridge as starting points, and you're going "Meh."

I like how you're inviting me to up the ante here.

Joffrey? Umbridge?
Meh.

[Ross Vernal]

I thought "Who in fiction is pretty much universally despised?" and those were the first names I came up with.

If you can think of any people who define "Little shit" and/or "Target of loathing", let me know, just so I can do the research on how to shape their personality. I already know how to infuriate players as a DM, so we're good there.

[Xantalos]

I thought "Who in fiction is pretty much universally despised?" and those were the first names I came up with.

If you can think of any people who define "Little shit" and/or "Target of loathing", let me know, just so I can do the research on how to shape their personality. I already know how to infuriate players as a DM, so we're good there.

Wil Wheaton in TNG.