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[kahn1234]

Try to hunt down the one who is hiding from us and PUNISH HIM/HER! Try to get my husband/lover Solarian to help.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Try to hunt down the one who stole godhood and PUNISH HIM/HER! Try to get my husband/lover Solarian to help.

No one has stolen it yet.  Only someone whom is "hiding so epically you cannot find him" has made a plan, but hasn't enacted it.

[SomeStupidGuy]

Make an enormous castle out of ice. Because why not.

[kahn1234]

Try to hunt down the one who stole godhood and PUNISH HIM/HER! Try to get my husband/lover Solarian to help.

No one has stolen it yet.  Only someone whom is "hiding so epically you cannot find him" has made a plan, but hasn't enacted it.

Fixed.

[Rolepgeek]

You didn't spend enough time. Twenty-seven heads. You had merely ten.

So basically, take what you did, and quintuple it, and that should be the approximate amount of chaos.

10*5=/=27

It's not linear.

[TopHat]

Wait for some other sucker to wear me.
Have them do a cartwheel

[Gentlefish]

EAT THE NEAREST BORG NEAR ME TO AQUIRE MORE SPACE.

[Zavvnao]

Finally does try to take some of the godhood form the current deity, not all, just enough to get off this crazy place

[laularukyrumo]

I love how kahn managed to create THE BIGGEST Mary Sue ever.... and did it in an RTD environment.

And then "Reaction roll: Solarian cannot find you!" had me laughing so hard my stomach hurt. Literally. I approve. Please continue this glorious mess of chaos.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Do something to entertain the current gods.

(4) You do something completely idiotic that somehow manages to entertain Solarian/Arin Winterlocks.  +1 to reaction rolls for 2 turns.

Reaction Roll: (3+1) Solarian Winterlocks is slightly amused.

Agree to disagree. Engage in planning, research, and debate about physics and science.

(1) No one decides to do this.  The argument becomes worse.

Reaction Roll: (5) Solarian Winterlocks is amused.

Discover an ancient civilization, or something. Whatever.

(1) An accident with a time machine causes you to become a fossil.  An ancient civilization discovers your fossilized body.

Reaction Roll: (5) Solarian Winterlocks is amused.

Respawn.

(6) You respawn with enough force to become the third part of the Solarian/Arin Winterlocks combination.

Reaction Roll: You are a part of the combined deity.  You are exempt.

Summon up an army of demons and destroy the current location. Then torture the diety to death.

(1) The army of demons kills you and swears total loyalty to Solarian/Arin Winterlocks/Archmage Agah.

Reaction Roll (3) Archmage Solarian Winterlocks is slightly annoyed.

Try to hunt down the one who is hiding from us and PUNISH HIM/HER! Try to get my husband/lover Solarian to help.

(2) You do not find whatever is hiding.  You don't even think there is anything hiding.

Reaction Roll: You are a part of the combined deity.  You are exempt.

Make an enormous castle out of ice. Because why not.

(2) You spend the time to create the castle, but it melts.

Reaction Roll: (2) Archmage Solarian Winterlocks is not amused.

Get the crew to repair me. Help if I can. Maybe cannibalize bits from that base...

(6) The whole base is added to your form.  The Borg are now free.

Reaction Roll: (3) Archmage Solarian Winterlocks is mildly annoyed.

Wait for some other sucker to wear me.
Have them do a cartwheel

(6) A Wooden Titan puts you on.
(6) It does a cartwheel that flattens you.  Respawn?

Reaction Roll: (3) Archmage Solarian Winterlocks is mildly annoyed.

EAT THE NEAREST BORG NEAR ME TO AQUIRE MORE SPACE.

(5) You eat one of the tauric borg.  It's mass is added to your form.

Reaction Roll: (6) Archmage Solarian Winterlocks gives you an all-matter devouring mouth.  You can now eat anything that is made of matter.

Finally does try to take some of the godhood form the current deity, not all, just enough to get off this crazy place

(6) You become a part of the diety.

Reaction Roll: You are a part of the combined deity.  You are exempt.

[Greenstarfanatic]

Be part of a chemical reaction, allowing me to come back to life.

[kj1225]

Do something to impede another player.

[TopHat]

Respawn?

Yes!

[Rolepgeek]

Goddamnit. Become the deity of arguments. Argue about what diety we should become.

[Xantalos]

Fuckit. Tweet tweet, inferior mammals.

Respawn and combine EVERYONE into the diety, ending the delusion that we actually have to do anything.
If that fails, fart in whatever the diety's called now face for 7 hours.