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Author Topic: The Islands of Misery: Another Turn  (Read 53467 times)

Persus13

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Re: The Islands of Misery: B-b-b-b-ba-ack!
« Reply #120 on: May 16, 2013, 05:32:50 pm »

Go outside, look for weapons. If none available (i.e. not in someone's hand), grow vines everywhere.
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Re: The Islands of Misery: B-b-b-b-ba-ack!
« Reply #121 on: May 16, 2013, 05:52:30 pm »

Oh. Sorry was on vacation.

Jump off the side of the mountain with new defensive gear. Headfirst.
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Re: The Islands of Misery: B-b-b-b-ba-ack!
« Reply #122 on: May 16, 2013, 07:57:24 pm »

Follow vine-guy. If inquired upon, simply reply with "Oh, ignore me. I'm just curious...
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Re: The Islands of Misery: B-b-b-b-ba-ack!
« Reply #123 on: May 16, 2013, 11:06:10 pm »

[10+3] You make an absolutely awesome vine rope. [10-1] Are you freakin' kidding me? Anyways, you find a pretty sturdy outcropping of rock.
((I got to offer more kittens to the dark random number god))
Climb down the side of the mountain using the rope.
Everyone had good luck, even those with lots of bad Luck.
Oh, and you're gonna need a bigger rope...

Oh. Sorry was on vacation.
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Jump off the side of the mountain with new defensive gear. Headfirst.
WARNING: That is dangerous and may not work. You can't dodge a mountain. Continue: Y/N?
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Re: The Islands of Misery: B-b-b-b-ba-ack!
« Reply #124 on: May 17, 2013, 02:45:47 am »

[10+3] You make an absolutely awesome vine rope. [10-1] Are you freakin' kidding me? Anyways, you find a pretty sturdy outcropping of rock.
((I got to offer more kittens to the dark random number god))
Climb down the side of the mountain using the rope.
Everyone had good luck, even those with lots of bad Luck.
Oh, and you're gonna need a bigger rope...
More vines.
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Re: The Islands of Misery: B-b-b-b-ba-ack!
« Reply #125 on: May 17, 2013, 07:56:33 am »

[10+3] You make an absolutely awesome vine rope. [10-1] Are you freakin' kidding me? Anyways, you find a pretty sturdy outcropping of rock.
((I got to offer more kittens to the dark random number god))
Climb down the side of the mountain using the rope.
Everyone had good luck, even those with lots of bad Luck.
Oh, and you're gonna need a bigger rope...
More vines.
Is this your new action?
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Re: The Islands of Misery: B-b-b-b-ba-ack!
« Reply #126 on: May 17, 2013, 08:19:10 am »

Yes please(longer rope)
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Re: The Islands of Misery: B-b-b-b-ba-ack!
« Reply #127 on: May 17, 2013, 12:46:49 pm »

Claw his eyes out! Then try to hang on.
Again, use Karma to try to dodge any attack that hits me.
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Re: The Islands of Misery: Kyle Screams for Eye Scream
« Reply #128 on: May 17, 2013, 02:46:27 pm »

Murder! Time for murder! GO over to the rapper guy and stab him. Admire my new hat. And then after taking any loot the rapper has (If I kill him) toss him off the cliff.
Go outside, look for weapons. If none available (i.e. not in someone's hand), grow vines everywhere.
Follow vine-guy. If inquired upon, simply reply with "Oh, ignore me. I'm just curious...
Claw his eyes out! Then try to hang on.
Again, use Karma to try to dodge any attack that hits me.

Luckily for Kyle, he's already right next to Snow. Unluckily, a monkey somehow got onto his head and doesn't seem to like him.
Billy Snow tries to look around for weapons, and notices this spikey halberd being swung at him.
Faye looks at Billy Snow and wanders over towards him. "Oh, ignore me. I'm just curious..."
Ludian is FURIOUS! How dare Kyle stand on such an excellent suit!
[Initiative:
Kyle--6+3 (9)
Billy--5-2 (3)
Faye--10 (10)
Ludian--7+1-1 (7)]
Faye changes her mind and stays out of the melee.
Kyle slashes at Billy! [2-1-1v7-2] Billy almost dodges out of the way, but he realizes at the last minute that he needn't bother, because his foe just poked himself with his spiky weapon and dropped it on his foot, wounding it.
Ludian follows this up with some eye-clawing! [7-2(Eye Shot)v3+3-1(Hurt Foot)-2(Attack coming from head);8-4+2(Eye Shot)v4-3] Ludian manages to rip Kyle's eyes out! The monkey gasps, [8+1] but doesn't fall off, and instead throws the eyeballs across the mountaintop [4-3] onto his hat. Somehow.
Billy Snow quietly sneaks out of the room to avoid the crazy guy with no eyes.

More vines.
You head back to the building and decide not to enter to gather more vines. Some monkey just tore Kyle's eyes out.

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[9-3-1(1st turn down the mountain)-2(Headfirst)] You leap off the mountain! Headfirst! This leads to you nearly getting your head torn off. You definitely have major cuts, however. In addition, [9+2-1,7+2,4+2-1] you lose hold of your stolen underwear. Thankfully(?), there's lots of rocks; you might be able to grab one if you needed to stop.
Bottom Roll: 5. You are 25% of the way down the mountain.

Edmund Ross spawns!
He is in a stone building with a tree in the middle and some bloody vegetation in the northwest corner. Within feet of him, a monkey wearing a monocle and eyeball-adorned top hat is distressing a man in strange red leathery pants, a stranger blue-cloth shirt, and a little fine chainmail. At the man's feet is a spiked halberd, the man's face is missing eyes, and that top hat looks familiar...Oh, and he notices a pair of greaves on his legs. Peculiar...

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Incidentally, the Bottom Roll is a d6. And jumping headfirst down a mountain is stupid.
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Re: The Islands of Misery: Kyle Screams for Eye Scream
« Reply #129 on: May 17, 2013, 03:41:58 pm »

Transform into something with eyes! Preferably a past version of myself.
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Re: The Islands of Misery: Kyle Screams for Eye Scream
« Reply #130 on: May 17, 2013, 04:00:52 pm »

Edmund looks at the mildly insane fight taking place and scoffs quietly.
"Well now. That's... odd."

Get to a spot where I'm less likely to get caught in the middle of some fight(somewhere to the north seems good) and examine those greaves.
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Re: The Islands of Misery: Kyle Screams for Eye Scream
« Reply #131 on: May 17, 2013, 04:20:59 pm »

Grab rapper

"Yo. Can you do something for me?
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Re: The Islands of Misery: Kyle Screams for Eye Scream
« Reply #132 on: May 17, 2013, 05:15:21 pm »

Edmund looks at the mildly insane fight taking place and scoffs quietly.
"Well now. That's... odd."

Get to a spot where I'm less likely to get caught in the middle of some fight(somewhere to the north seems good) and examine those greaves.
Do you mean, leave the building and go north? If so, which door do you exit by? It could be important!
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Re: The Islands of Misery: Kyle Screams for Eye Scream
« Reply #133 on: May 17, 2013, 05:56:27 pm »

"Monkey!"

Leave building to the East this time. Look around.
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Re: The Islands of Misery: Kyle Screams for Eye Scream
« Reply #134 on: May 17, 2013, 05:59:51 pm »

Edmund looks at the mildly insane fight taking place and scoffs quietly.
"Well now. That's... odd."

Get to a spot where I'm less likely to get caught in the middle of some fight(somewhere to the north seems good) and examine those greaves.
Do you mean, leave the building and go north? If so, which door do you exit by? It could be important!
Ayup, and I suppose the eastern doorway.
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