Murder! Time for murder! GO over to the rapper guy and stab him. Admire my new hat. And then after taking any loot the rapper has (If I kill him) toss him off the cliff.
Go outside, look for weapons. If none available (i.e. not in someone's hand), grow vines everywhere.
Follow vine-guy. If inquired upon, simply reply with "Oh, ignore me. I'm just curious...
Claw his eyes out! Then try to hang on.
Again, use Karma to try to dodge any attack that hits me.
Luckily for Kyle, he's already right next to Snow. Unluckily, a monkey somehow got onto his head and doesn't seem to like him.
Billy Snow tries to look around for weapons, and notices this spikey halberd being swung at him.
Faye looks at Billy Snow and wanders over towards him. "Oh, ignore me. I'm just curious..."
Ludian is FURIOUS! How dare Kyle stand on such an excellent suit!
[Initiative:
Kyle--6+3 (9)
Billy--5-2 (3)
Faye--10 (10)
Ludian--7+1-1 (7)]
Faye changes her mind and stays out of the melee.
Kyle slashes at Billy! [2-1-1v7-2] Billy almost dodges out of the way, but he realizes at the last minute that he needn't bother, because his foe just poked himself with his spiky weapon and dropped it on his foot, wounding it.
Ludian follows this up with some eye-clawing! [7-2(Eye Shot)v3+3-1(Hurt Foot)-2(Attack coming from head);8-4+2(Eye Shot)v4-3] Ludian manages to rip Kyle's eyes out! The monkey gasps, [8+1] but doesn't fall off, and instead throws the eyeballs
across the mountaintop [4-3] onto his hat. Somehow.
Billy Snow quietly sneaks out of the room to avoid the crazy guy with no eyes.
More vines.
You head back to the building and decide not to enter to gather more vines. Some monkey just tore Kyle's eyes out.
Jump off the side of the mountain with new defensive gear. Headfirst.
[9-3-1(1st turn down the mountain)-2(Headfirst)] You leap off the mountain! Headfirst! This leads to you nearly getting your head torn off. You definitely have major cuts, however. In addition, [9+2-1,7+2,4+2-1] you lose hold of your stolen underwear. Thankfully(?), there's lots of rocks; you might be able to grab one if you needed to stop.
Bottom Roll: 5. You are 25% of the way down the mountain.
Edmund Ross spawns!He is in a stone building with a tree in the middle and some bloody vegetation in the northwest corner. Within feet of him, a monkey wearing a monocle and eyeball-adorned top hat is distressing a man in strange red leathery pants, a stranger blue-cloth shirt, and a little fine chainmail. At the man's feet is a spiked halberd, the man's face is missing eyes, and that top hat looks familiar...Oh, and he notices a pair of greaves on his legs. Peculiar...
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Incidentally, the Bottom Roll is a d6. And jumping headfirst down a mountain is stupid.