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[RAM]

Levitate the blood, levitate all of it!

[kj1225]

You levitate the blood. (Roll=99)  You find a ring of flight, a body that is missing blood and does not rot, and a blood gem.

So we have three things to do, 1 put on ring, attempt human transmutation, and put that blood gem on something we are always going to wear.

[RAM]

Place gem on girlfriend. Have girlfriend rub lotion into its skin. 'Get' Silence of the Lambs reference...

[Remuthra]

Attempt to determine whether the blood gem fits into our current Bling Sash.

[kj1225]

Place gem on girlfriend. Have girlfriend rub lotion into its skin. 'Get' Silence of the Lambs reference...

No.

Attempt to determine whether the blood gem fits into our current Bling Sash.

It fits like a charm! Now what to do next.

[Remuthra]

When in doubt (Also with a Boston accent),
Go to Walmart (With a Boston accent).

[kj1225]

When in doubt (Also with a Boston accent),
Go to Walmart (With a Boston accent).

You exit your new base of operations and go to Walmart. (Roll=86) You get an amazing deal on supplies!

[Remuthra]

Buy some blood and souls from the Occult Section of Walmart.

[kj1225]

You look for the occult section. (roll=107!!!) You get 3 gallons of blood and 10 souls free! You also gain quite the following with other mages! 10 New followers!

[Remuthra]

Am I the only one playing at this point?

[kj1225]

Am I the only one playing at this point?

I hope not!

[kj1225]

We now have roleplaying in the original post!

[Remuthra]

Not sure how this will work, but I'm always looking to stick Joes in.

Main God: Goddess of Pain
Secondary God:  God of Lightning
Gift from your god: The Rod- a wand that causes a shock of electricity when a button is pressed, which causes extreme pain in the victim.
Crafting: Reagants are sent to a pocket dimension filled with machinery, along with a set of cryptic instructions on a specially prepared canvas scroll. The resulting product appears in the reagants' place.
Perk: Damred Lucky- Bonus to doing crazy awesome things. May be unable to sneak past a guard, but able to punch his chest in with a bare fist.

[kj1225]

You have well and thoroughly invaded Joe's body. You are in his house which due to me being lazy is next door to Billan. You decide what happens now... at least to yourself.

Spoiler: Joe the mage (click to show/hide)

Health: Awesome
Pain master tree:  Incapacitate
Ride the lightning tree:  Lesser lightning bolt
Items:  Normal clothes (Large stealth boost), Your long hard rod (Boost to pain and lightning trees).
Perk: Really lucky- Bonus to luck and strength checks.

[RAM]

Name: Bulbasaur
Main God: Flora
Secondary God:  Fauna
Gift from your god: Vines
Crafting:  Bloom
Perk: Sunny day

Billian should cause some blood to explode from their head, then form it into a collapsible knife, and then practise flicking the knife open and closed over and over again while wearing some blood sunglasses and a blood jacket...