Swallow you fear and great the crazy thing. Ask about the spiral stone job, and the items he has in stock.
Break the good news about the Archmage job to Charlie.
You ask about the SPIRAL STONE.
oh yes! i did indeed post a quest about such an item!
you see, i have misplaced it in a large storage area. i keep many items there, marbles and crystals and balls and magic items and various junk. normally this wouldn't be a problem, but the area has recently attracted a large number of monsters! those horrid creatures are probable touching by things, do you understand?
no, i don't think you understand. they could be playing with my junk this very moment.
they could be fondling my balls as we speak.What do you have, good sir?
Ask price of what is obviously a Catgirl Potion.
You think a change in subject is in order. You ask about the ITEMS he has for sale.
oh yes! crazy dave's discount emporium stocks only the best magical oddities and mystical doodads for our discerning customers!
from left to right:A PORTABLE HOLE, which sucks in objects that get too close. It is currently encased in a protective glass sphere. Does not effect glass or glass-like materials. 250 Gold, or 108 Dubloons.
A TREE OF CREATION. Drop something in the hole, and in three to eight weeks fruit made from the material of the object will appear. 500 Gold, or 400 River Dollars.
A MONSTER ALERT CUBE, which makes a curious noise when monsters are near. The purpose of the screen on the front in unknown. 250 Gold, or the smallest finger from your left hand.
An IMMORTAL'S HEART. This item will regenerate any damage done to it, and continue to beat. Useful for a wide range of magical summonings, sacrifice rituals, and mystery meat barbeques. 300 Gold, or the eyes of a close friend.
A JAR OF INFINITE KITTENS. Tip it over, a kitten comes out. Repeat until adorable quota is reached. 400 Gold, or four barrels of human hearts.
here on the left we have these discount items, for the truly frugal! from right to left:A PHEONIX FEATHER, which combusts on contact with an injured creature, healing them. Cannot raise the dead, as is widely rumored. 125 Gold, or a lock of your hair.
EALIT'S SOCKS OF JUMPING. While wearing these, you can leap vast distances. 150 Gold, or 400 left socks.
A MARBLE OF DIMINISHING. Speak the command word while holding it, and you shrink. Release the MARBLE, and you return to your normal size. 100 Gold, or two barrels of virgin's blood.
and finally here on the right, we have our most expensive, high-quality items! from tallest to smallest:A TREE OF PAIN. The fruit that this tree bares can be made into both a potent poison and a poison antidote. The raw fruit is harmless to eat but very spicy. 600 Gold, or some of your skull-flesh.
A PYRAMID HAT OF TRUTH. When worn, it allows the wearer to see beyond illusions. 650 Gold, or the soul of your firstborn child.
An ORB OF GRIME, which allows the user to call forth a stream of sticky fluid, slippery grease, or horrible filth up to three times a day. 600 Gold, or a demon's tongue.
BLACK-HAND JACK'S JOURNAL. This book contains the secrets of the notorious necromancer and pirate king, BLACK-HAND JACK. 700 Gold, or twenty tons of cabbage.
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Topic: WizardQuest: The Quest to be a Wizard (Read 59466 times)