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[superBlast]

Well... just stick me on the waitlist... player or cosmic. Whichever comes first.

[Tsuchigumo550]

I BET YOU THOUGHT THIS WAS DEAD BUT FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK THE AFTERLIFE WAS TOO BORING

After a quick recount, it seems I don't have lists for Lootsmith or the Mother Atrocity and their positions are now open, first to PM me a list gets the position. If only one is taken by tomorrow, I'll fill one of the roles.

[GreatWyrmGold]

((Whaty di I need to PM, again? The charts, but anything else?))

[Dermonster]

I forgot what I sent in for madman. Vaguely.

This will be just as suprising to me as for you!

[Playergamer]

I sent in for Mother Atrocity. I have an awful feeling that someones already taken that.

[TopHat]

I'm sad I missed this.

Post to hopefully get onto the waitlist for the second one of these.

[NRDL]

PTW

[Persus13]

I'm sad I missed this.

Post to hopefully get onto the waitlist for the second one of these.

[Tsuchigumo550]

A melody you've never heard before assaults your hearing- an instrument you can't name plays a haunting, slow tune with a sound you find beautiful yet irksome. You feel as if you're falling, but know you haven't moved- suddenly, there's the sound of metal scraping against metal, glass shattering, and cats mewling all at once as your consciousness is ripped from it's host and flung into space.

When visual and audio assault of your mind is done with, you're aware that you aren't in the same place you were. There's just a single door in a dark, featureless room. The only sound is that of clattering- as if someone was dropping a rock or something, and letting it bounce around before dropping it again. You push the door open, and see...

Spoiler: Numbers (click to show/hide)

Room:16
Madman: 8
Monster:11
Loot:3
Destiny: 4 (No Activation)

You feel very cramped in a tight space. Backing up, you find that there is no door anymore- you're trapped in a cold, dark box! It's small enough to be an annoyance, but you can move about freely enough. Outside the box, you hear loud droning noise, the occasional booming voice on a loudspeaker, and what seems to be a sizzling sound.

Spoiler: Bruce (click to show/hide)

Strength: 1
Endurance: 1
Dexterity: 0

Intelligence: 3
Willpower: 2
Openness: 2

4+3 (INT)
You realize that the box, and you, are moving at a steady rate in one direction. It's not enough to alarm you, but the lack of air in the box is- you've probably got about three turns worth of air in the box, and you need to do something fast. You're pretty sure you're on a conveyor belt, and the idea of shaking yourself off of it is one idea, or maybe you could somehow break the box. You also become aware that whatever is behind you making the "bacon sizzle" sound is moving about the same speed you are.

The voice seems to boom something like:
The (garbled) looks ready to escape! It should be a quick game for (garbled) to (garbled).

[borno]

I'm sad I missed this.

Post to hopefully get onto the waitlist for the second one of these.

[Empiricist]

((Posting to waitlist as a cosmic entity.))

[Playergamer]

I wonder what monster that is.

[anailater]

Well, this isn't good
Go to the side of the box and run to the other side, when I reach the other side turn around and do it again.

[Tsuchigumo550]

You shake the box from side to side,(4), causing it to fall off of the moving platform you were on. Moments later, a man in a security uniform pries your box open, then shouts aloud, as you crawl out and away while he isn't looking.
"What the hell? Come on, you do realize that trick is dangerous, right? Just buy a fucking ticket!"

Meanwhile, you hear the sizzling noise behind you turn into a popping sound as another box explodes open. This time, it's not a human, but a bunch of bug-sized fireballs that vaguely resemble birds at this distance, and they don't look happy.

The announcer booms: And now to the main course- cooked fleshy, prepared by the Firebirds of (unintelligible)!

[Playergamer]

OOC: Looks like I'm Mother Atrocity, because those are my firebirds.

A man wearing blue robes watches the fight. "Those firebirds better do their job, it would be a shame for him to make it to the end." he muses.