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south

15 (10.9%)

north

32 (23.2%)

east

4 (2.9%)

west

12 (8.7%)

twilight zone

50 (36.2%)

i dont give a damn

25 (18.1%)

Total Members Voted: 135

[10ebbor10]

The invasion of Cyprus might have something to do with it too. It's also one of the only reasons that Turkey didn't join the EU some time ago. (They're a bit more reluctant to join now, for several reasons.)

[Pnx]

Sure it is. But Turkey stands against everything Ottoman Empire stands for which includes invading the shit out of every country. That's what I was trying to tell.

Well they changed the name, because while France was still France, the Ottoman Empire was no longer an empire, nor was it ruled by the Ottoman dynasty.

[Sheb]

Yeah, we should never have let the Cypriots in before they solved their problem with Turkey. If only the Greeks had not takent he whole expension hostage...

We should never have let the greeks in.

[Leatra]

Can't we all just get along like United States?

[10ebbor10]

Can't we all just get along like United States?

Ie, invent the worst political system ever, legalise corruption, and invade everyone for the slightest quarrel.

[Leatra]

Haha, that wasn't serious. It just sounds like a different version of Nineteen Eighty-Four. I mean, imagine whole Europe as a single country. What could go wrong, right?

[Loud Whispers]

Haha, that wasn't serious. It just sounds like a different version of Nineteen Eighty-Four. I mean, imagine whole Europe as a single country. What could go wrong, right?

Europe would destroy every country on the face of the planet. I don't mean metaphorically, I mean literally there would be craters where there once were landmasses on the map.
Luxembourg is a bad influence on us all.

[Leatra]

Brits With Battleships + Slovaks With Sappers + Swedes With Cool Planes + Portuguese Men Of War + Poles With Poleaxes + Dutchmen With Destroyers + Gauls With Grenades + Turks With Troops + Swiss With Army Knives + Those That I May Have Forgot About (or I was lazy to write them all because Europe is full of badass countries) = World Domination Plans Achieved

I doom you to endless TvTropes tabs.

[javierpwn]

Well America has Fat Men and McDonalds.
My favorite Fat Man

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You European Nations seem to forget we saved your arses in WWII, and helped you guys with food, and troop reinforcements. All the while creating this and fighting Japan.

[Dutchling]

Well America has Fat Men and McDonalds.
My favorite Fat Man

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

You European Nations seem to forget we saved your arses in WWII, and helped you guys with food, and troop reinforcements. All the while creating this and fighting Japan.

ftfy

[10ebbor10]

Silly Americans, can't even use this marvelous invention we call the internet.

Besides, Europe is obliviously superior. I mean, we can fight out a World war with us being important members on each side.

[Leatra]

You wacky cowboys. Europeans did the real fighting. Nobody saved anyone's ass. Everyone fought for their own asses! IT WAS A MASSACRE BUT ASSES WERE ON THE LINE GODDAMIT!

We were busy with saving our own asses of course.

[RedKing]

I was wondering how long it would take for this thread to devolve into AMERICA FUCK YEAAAAAHHHH

[Jervill]

Haha, that wasn't serious. It just sounds like a different version of Nineteen Eighty-Four. I mean, imagine whole Europe as a single country. What could go wrong, right?

Europe would destroy every country on the face of the planet. I don't mean metaphorically, I mean literally there would be craters where there once were landmasses on the map.
Luxembourg is a bad influence on us all.

Speaking of Luxembourg, what happened to Darvi?  He disappeared again.

[RedKing]

Haha, that wasn't serious. It just sounds like a different version of Nineteen Eighty-Four. I mean, imagine whole Europe as a single country. What could go wrong, right?

Europe would destroy every country on the face of the planet. I don't mean metaphorically, I mean literally there would be craters where there once were landmasses on the map.
Luxembourg is a bad influence on us all.

Speaking of Luxembourg, what happened to Darvi?  He disappeared again.

He's on a secret mission for the Luxembourgian Illuminati. Obviously.

EDIT: Or would that be the Luxembourgeois?