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15 (10.9%)

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50 (36.2%)

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25 (18.1%)

Total Members Voted: 135

[Askot Bokbondeler]

Pfft you may have had a black president but have you had a black emperor yet? The Romans did it wayyy back in the 200's.

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no.

[Flying Dice]

Adding in other US presidents, we have our most recent 2012 election of Dr. Insano and his running mate Fu Manchu. Here's the inaugural video.

A fine president, giving Canada their wanted tropical climate while getting rid of them so they can bother Australia and whatever that island near it is.

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[Remuthra]

Adding in other US presidents, we have our most recent 2012 election of Dr. Insano and his running mate Fu Manchu. Here's the inaugural video.

A fine president, giving Canada their wanted tropical climate while getting rid of them so they can bother Australia and whatever that island near it is.

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[Pnx]

It's crazy how many tiny little islands there are in that area of the pacific.

[Max White]

Oh hey, they actually bothered to mark Broken Hill on the map?
That is like including a homeless guy in a street directory.

[Ameablable]

Oh hey, they actually bothered to mark Broken Hill on the map?
That is like including a homeless guy in a street directory.

why what is broken hill?

[Flying Dice]

Oh hey, they actually bothered to mark Broken Hill on the map?
That is like including a homeless guy in a street directory.

why what is broken hill?

I'm guessing it's the Aussie equivalent of Buford, Wyoming. Except not sold by the sole inhabitant to a pair of Vietnamese men.

[Ameablable]

Oh hey, they actually bothered to mark Broken Hill on the map?
That is like including a homeless guy in a street directory.

why what is broken hill?

I'm guessing it's the Aussie equivalent of Buford, Wyoming. Except not sold by the sole inhabitant to a pair of Vietnamese men.

Too bad i dont know what bufors is either.

[Il Palazzo]

Oh hey, they actually bothered to mark Broken Hill on the map?
That is like including a homeless guy in a street directory.

why what is broken hill?

I'm guessing it's the Aussie equivalent of Buford, Wyoming. Except not sold by the sole inhabitant to a pair of Vietnamese men.

Too bad i dont know what bufors is either.

Why, it's the US version of Wypizdów Dolny. A somewhat underappreciated tourist attraction, it's notable for sudden increases in population density whenever a car passes by(which is not often).

[GlyphGryph]

And this is how NZ does politics:
http://boingboing.net/2013/04/18/nz-parliament-erupts-in-song-a.html

[Devling]

Big ups to New Zealand, yo.

[MaximumZero]

Big ups to New Zealand, yo.

Seriously. We need to replace some of our out-of-touch ol' fogies with these fine musical people.

[javierpwn]

All your first world countries and your advanced politics. Back in Nicaragua, we got ourselves some tasty wildlife, a rich culture, tinfoil roofs on our houses, and a big rainforest.

NICARAGGUA

[Leatra]

Salutations from Turkey. We are so badass, we have city named Batman. However, our country's name is the English name of an animal which may not be badass but let's not go over there.

Of course, our politics are shit like every other country. Fistfights at The Turkish Grand National Assembly are common. You are either Communist (for the people!) or Nationalist (one flag, one religion, one nation!). Our country's greatest tool is retractable batons. Our president always brings a police army with him whenever he visits an university. We love to throw eggs at politicians so much, police sometimes confiscates them. Bodyguards of politicians also use umbrellas as shields when the egg-attack commences. We have organizations like far-leftist Revolutionary Highschool Students which sounds kinda funny when translated to English.

We also have the occasional military coup to clear things up once in every few decades. It was usually Communists vs Nationalists vs Military free-for-all fights going on all around and it was dangerous to leave your house. We used to bring guns to universities and gun down those who oppose our ideological views but that communists vs nationalists stuff used to happen like 30-40 years ago. Also, "%99 of the population is Muslim" is bullshit in my experience because most people I met are very paranoid (like me) when it comes to religions. We do not like getting assassinated, lynched or simply being hated for having a different religious view. Non-muslim-but-still-faking-it Turkish people tend to be one of the following: Deist, Agnostic, Atheist, Pagan. You show me poll that questions my religious belief, I'll suddenly become the most religious Muslim in the world.

I really want to move out from this country before the government declares Sharia or something.

[Devling]

far-leftist Revolutionary Highschool Students

What is this, Communist China?