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[Someone1214]

So I was thinking, in a fight between dwarf fortress and liberal crime squad, who would win? Imagine this: On one side, twenty legendary+5 weapon users, fighters, dodgers, armor users, and if appropriate archers or shield users. Full masterwork adamantine armor, masterwork weapons of either adamantine or silver, depending on blunt or edge. Near-infinite masterwork steel ammo for the crossbows. On the other side, 20 combat-statted elite liberals, with maxed out heavy weapons, dodge and driving, fully loaded M249 machine guns, heavy ceramic armor and sports cars. Who do you think would win?

[Mesa]

So I was thinking, in a fight between dwarf fortress and liberal crime squad, who would win? Imagine this: On one side, twenty legendary+5 weapon users, fighters, dodgers, armor users, and if appropriate archers or shield users. Full masterwork adamantine armor, masterwork weapons of either adamantine or silver, depending on blunt or edge. Near-infinite masterwork steel ammo for the crossbows. On the other side, 20 combat-statted elite liberals, with maxed out heavy weapons, dodge and driving, fully loaded M249 machine guns, heavy ceramic armor and sports cars. Who do you think would win?

DF.
We have giant desert scorpions - you can't beat that.

[Loud Whispers]

LCS wins. Armour eating bullets.

DF.
We have giant desert scorpions - you can't beat that.

Giant desert scorpions duel wielding miniguns.

[Mesa]

LCS wins. Armour eating bullets.

DF.
We have giant desert scorpions - you can't beat that.

Giant desert scorpions duel wielding miniguns.

Not impossible given scorps' ability to wield and use weapons and whatnot.

[PTTG??]

It is true that Dwarves can tame the occasional horrific beast from beyond time. However, a LCS could certainly be made up entirely of radioactive mutants of terrifying power and strength.

I think the only way to know for sure is to mod LCS stuff into DF and fight it out in the arena.

[Loud Whispers]

LCS vs GDS

[Mesa]

LCS vs GDS

GDS, if they get in melee.
If not, they pick up (cross)bows/guns and shoot.

[Neonivek]

I think between lcs and DF.... April fools would win

APRIL FOOLS AHHHHHH!

[Vlad]

One word !!!MAGMA!!!
Dorfs win
/thread

[Neonivek]

One word !!!MAGMA!!!
Dorfs win
/thread

Ahh but you see, you fall right into their trap.

That is clearly CONSERVATIVE LAVA!

[Vlad]

One word !!!MAGMA!!!
Dorfs win
/thread

Ahh but you see, you fall right into their trap.

That is clearly CONSERVATIVE LAVA!

Add liberal water and you have moderate Obsidian

Dorfs still win 

[Neonivek]

No because the Conservative Lava will devour the Dwarves... because they are evil!

[Iceblaster]

Then the lava would be Liberal Lava because the Lava proved itself to be Liberal after murdering the Conservative scum dwarves are MWHAHAHAHHAHAHA

[Neonivek]

Then the lava would be Liberal Lava because the Lava proved itself to be Liberal after murdering the Conservative scum dwarves are MWHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Naw, Goblins are totally conservative, same with Elves. That is why they are evil!

[Donuts]

LCS would win. The LCS is so awesome that every single elf and goblin would join them against the conservative magma dwarves.