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[Xantalos]

Why has no one put the picture here yet?

[Flying Dice]

Restraint.

[Loud Whispers]

[Flying Dice]

Faaaaaake. Everyone knows that xenomorph television wouldn't use English.

[Vattic]

Faaaaaake. Everyone knows that xenomorph television wouldn't use English.

Who do you think taught us to use language?

[OREOSOME]

Faaaaaake. Everyone knows that xenomorph television wouldn't use English.

Who do you think taught us to use language?

The predators, of course!

[Xantalos]

Faaaaaake. Everyone knows that xenomorph television wouldn't use English.

Who do you think taught us to use language?

The predators, of course!

They taught us to scream so that killing us would be more satisfying.

[Loud Whispers]

Disinfo plz stahp

[Xantalos]

Disinfo plz stahp

I refuse, remnant of DF Dumbass of the Year!

[MaximumZero]

So. Alliums.

I submit that there has to be alien life. They will at some point come en masse to destroy/harvest/enslave/farm us. After all, how else will we attain global unity?

[Xantalos]

So. Alliums.

I submit that there has to be alien life. They will at some point come en masse to destroy/harvest/enslave/farm us. After all, how else will we attain global unity?

Mind control, IIRC. Orwellian dystopia, repression of free will, etc.

[OREOSOME]

On the subject of the governments of the world covering up the truth about whether or not we've had contact with Extraterrestrials, There is one problem with that, which is also applicable to the moon landing being faked: If the world governments were willing to cover things like that up/lie about various achievements, then why haven't they gone ahead and fabricate anything really interesting in the recent past?

[Loud Whispers]

On the subject of the governments of the world covering up the truth about whether or not we've had contact with Extraterrestrials, There is one problem with that, which is also applicable to the moon landing being faked: If the world governments were willing to cover things like that up/lie about various achievements, then why haven't they gone ahead and fabricate anything really interesting in the recent past?

Such as invading Mars with an autonomous laser-wielding tank?

[Mlamlah]

No world government is competent enough to reliably cover up evidence of alien life, they fuck *everything* up at least a little, because to some degree people are stupid, even the smart people.
Not to mention if there was evidence at least one crazy world leader or ambitious underling would see the potential advantages of releasing that evidence to the world public. Assuming that the world governments have managed keeping the lid on it is also assuming they are all competent and that everybody agrees it would be a bad idea to blow the whistle.

[Jervill]

Our solar system is actually a part of an interstellar nature preserve.  There are large penalties against disturbing the local wildlife.