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[superBlast]

((Huh. Well, THAT went well.

Although, I'm a bit confused as to why I'm only getting one bonus, while my opponent is getting 2 or 3. That and why he got an extra attack on me at the end, when I didn't get a chance to counter.))

He has 1) his base bonus, 2) then his force fury bonus 3) for his second attack he has his Force Lightning bonus. You only have your base bonus. Also the reason you didn't get a counter attack is because you DIED. Can't really fight back when your dead, right?

[superBlast]

"I reject your goats and substitute my crossbow!"
Snipe Satan!

Well don't just stand there Satan, go kill them! Those petty men are getting in the way of my dancing. Goats! Protect me, I think they are loading another shot!
Summon up some goats to protect me. Order Satan to break the Mythbusters. Keep dancing. Find Starkiller Starkinzo and perform very meaningless intercourse. If the Beato does not arrive on time, dry hump the wall, hoping to attract potential mates.

((Huh. Well, THAT went well.

Although, I'm a bit confused as to why I'm only getting one bonus, while my opponent is getting 2 or 3. That and why he got an extra attack on me at the end, when I didn't get a chance to counter.))

((If it makes you feel any better I TOTALLY did not intend for something like that to happen  ))

Move as far up as possible.

Soon, Vash. Soon, BEATORISHE. Soon.

Spoiler: Rolls (click to show/hide)

Myth SPD: 3
Beato SPD: 3+2=5
Star SPD: 5+1+2=8

Starkiller moves to A2

Beatrice moves to A2

Beato summons 8 goat demons.

Beato AIM vs Star RFX: 1+2=3 vs 4+3+2=9

Star RFX: 5+3+2=10
Star AIM vs Beato RFX: 3+2+2=7 vs 4
Star STR vs Beato END: 4+2+2=8 vs 3+2=5 (-3 HP)

((Not sure if you want your goats to attack... you said to guard you but no one attacked you... (well you got countered) and they barely have a chance to hit him... I don't think you want another goat massacre.))

Myth AIM vs Satan RFX: 2+4+4=10 vs 2+1=3
Myth AIM vs Satan RFX: 4+4+4=12 vs 4+1=5 (-6 HP)

"Beatrice summoned up some goat demon things and.... Did she just change into a dominatrix outfit in swarm of golden butterflies?"
"Uh.... yes..."
"And she's screaming something about... screwing Starkinzo?"
"Uh..... huh...."
"And used a black whip that came with her outfit to attack him?"
"That's.... right..."
"What the fuck?"
"I have no idea. Boss.... you definitely got the wrong one."
"Shut up and do your job!"
"Ah right! Undeterred, Starkiller dodges the whip and counters with a slash with his lightsaber. It ended up cutting off her hand! Doesn't look like she can take much more damage! Meanwhile she sent out Satan to deal with the Mythbusters, who promptly shoot her right in the stomach!"

((Alex Mercer is a Supervirus in the shape of a human who constantly mutates and evolves by gaining the knowledge and biomass of people he eats. In the game he regained health by eating people. Probably should have made that an ability.

He survived a nuke to the face once.))

"I think your hat likes me more than you, little girl. Or, it will when it can't tell the difference anymore..."

Finish her off, Musclemass stomp, and absorb.

@ Unholy hahahahahahahahahaha no.

spam the longcolt at mercer, gotta crit him before he gets a chance to kill me.

Whelp im fucked, might as well punish mercer for not accepting my truce.

Koishi pulls herself back up on a set of tentacle limbs, even though at this point her head and all of her actual limbs are completely missing. Despite this fact, she manages to speak, her third eye projecting her voice into the subconscious minds of everyone nearby.

"Mr. Hat? MR. HAT!!!! NO!!!"

She points herself towards Alex Mercer, and sheer lunacy seems to radiate off of her as her tentacles extend, changing her from a little girl to a hulking eldritch abomination composed solely of madness and nightmares.

"Thank you God, for this bountiful accident. Even if it's just a twist of fate... I'm so happy that we met. My name is Koishi Komeiji. You killed my hat. Prepare to die."

With that, she sends a tidal wave of blue tentacles towards Alex, each one ending in a razor-sharp tip.

((Well, I get to enjoy my +2 to all stats for an entire 3 hitpoints ))

Spoiler: Rolls (click to show/hide)

Mercer SPD: 3+3+3=9
Vash SPD: 6+1+2=9
Koishi SPD: 3+1+2= 6

((Due to who they are attacking, I'm rerolling SPD for Alex and Vash to see which one of them goes first.))

Mercer SPD: 6+3+3=12
Vash SPD: 1+1+2=4

Mercer AIM vs Koishi RFX: 3+1+3=7 vs 5+3+2=10

Koishi RFX: 4+3+2=9
Koishi AIM vs Mercer RFX: 1+1+2=4 vs 6+3=9

Vash AIM vs Mercer RFX: 1+4+2=7 vs 4+3=7
Vash AIM vs Mercer END: 4+4+2=10 vs 4+3+3=10 (-1 HP)

Mercer RFX: 5+3=8
Mercer AIM vs Vash RFX: 2+1+3=6 vs 1+4+2=7

Koishi AIM vs Mercer RFX: 1+1+2=4 vs 5+3=8

Alex RFX: 5+3=8
Alex AIM vs Koishi RFX: 3+1+3=7 vs 4+3+2=9

"Over in the fight on the other side-"
"Dude the demented girl thing turned into a blue tentacled spider thing! That is sweet looking."
"I guess so-"
"And she's going all crazy against the abomination guy! I think he pissed her off!"
"Yes and-"
"But he keeps dodging that thing and she's dodging his attacks! This is a fun fight to watch!"
"Can you-"
"And then blondy is just wasting his time since his bullets aren't doing crap against the abomination guy!"
"......."
"Man I can't wait to see how this ends! How about you Jer-" A loud crunching and splattering sound interrupts him.
"Thank you for finally letting me say my part Johnny. Though you already said everything that is happening right now in this fight."

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)

Mythbusters
30/30 HP
Effects: +4 AIM
C4 used on: C6
Alex Mercer
24/30 HP
Effects: +3 to all stats. Double damage to Electricity and Radiation.
Vash
19/20 HP
Effects: +2 to all stats
Heart-Thumping Koishi
3/30 HP
Effects: +3 END. Criticals hit her for 4x damage. +2 All stats.
Starkiller
17/30 HP
Effects: "Force Lightning" cooldown: 1 turns
Beatrice the Golden Witch
7/30 HP
Effects: None
Summons: Satan (4/10 HP) Goat 1-8 (5/5 HP)

[Dermonster]

"This is just like Greene. That pisses me off a little!"

Blade arm, slice and dice!

[stefmor90]

WHY DID YOU CUT OFF MY HAND
BECAUSE, BEATORICHE, I AM YOUR FATHER
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Go into a spastic fit of paranoia and start eating the goat butlers to try to regrow my hand and somehow to prevent this terrible truth. Get off the exploding square and THEN dance the macarena. Also make Satan do her job, god dammit.

[Xantalos]

"Myth that you can regrow your hand after being incinerated - busted!"
"After all, when in doubt, C4!
On the square Beatrice is on.

[stefmor90]

"Myth that you can regrow your hand after being incinerated - busted!"
"After all, when in doubt, C4!
On the square Beatrice is on.

Ahaha, You can't be the real Myth Busters! Your control groups are Witches and various Jedi! IMPOSTERS! Even Koishi is more normal than what you are attempting.
AlsoIhaveaboner.

[Xantalos]

"Myth that you can regrow your hand after being incinerated - busted!"
"After all, when in doubt, C4!
On the square Beatrice is on.

Ahaha, You can't be the real Myth Busters! Your control groups are Witches and various Jedi! IMPOSTERS! Even Koishi is more normal than what you are attempting.
AlsoIhaveaboner.

"No, we're testing to see how durable witches are against high explosives! Our control group was some witch from Oz; no one'll miss her."

[stefmor90]

"Myth that you can regrow your hand after being incinerated - busted!"
"After all, when in doubt, C4!
On the square Beatrice is on.

Ahaha, You can't be the real Myth Busters! Your control groups are Witches and various Jedi! IMPOSTERS! Even Koishi is more normal than what you are attempting.
AlsoIhaveaboner.

"No, we're testing to see how durable witches are against high explosives! Our control group was some witch from Oz; no one'll miss her."

You are also testing a Jedi, and the witch has very little health. Also the environment is bad with all of these goat butlers in the way.

[Xantalos]

"Myth that you can regrow your hand after being incinerated - busted!"
"After all, when in doubt, C4!
On the square Beatrice is on.

Ahaha, You can't be the real Myth Busters! Your control groups are Witches and various Jedi! IMPOSTERS! Even Koishi is more normal than what you are attempting.
AlsoIhaveaboner.

"No, we're testing to see how durable witches are against high explosives! Our control group was some witch from Oz; no one'll miss her."

You are also testing a Jedi, and the witch has very little health. Also the environment is bad with all of these goat butlers in the way.

"We can discount familiars."

[stefmor90]

Starkillleeeeerrrrrrrr they're meeeeeeeeeeeaaaaan, but you're not, you're my fatheeeeeer! Be my friend and help me kill theeeeeeeeem!

[Krath]

Starkillleeeeerrrrrrrr they're meeeeeeeeeeeaaaaan, but you're not, you're my fatheeeeeer! Be my friend and help me kill theeeeeeeeem!

-Now- you're asking me for help? And who are you calling--hold that thought.

Spidey senses tingling. Leap as far right as I can move because I do NOT want to be on that square when it blows up.

[Wwolin]

((Man Beato, to think that for a little while I thought that I would be the most insane character here. I'd tip my hat to you, but I'm afraid that it's been killed.))

"Hahahaha! I love this! This arena! This new body! And most of all, I love you, Mercer! I'm staying alive for you you know. But you've gotta watch out sometimes. Love usually hurts <3"

Koishi's attack goes wide, but the tentacles immediately whip themselves around, forming a gigantic blue claw which hurtles towards Alex faster than a bullet train.

[Unholy_Pariah]

enough with the 1 hp attacks, Angel Arm the mercer.

I probably shoulda made angel arm AoE... it does destroy entire cities after all...

[Xantalos]

Spoiler: Clarification about ability; for GM (click to show/hide)

Just wanted to clarify a thing or two on what the C4 ability is supposed to do, although I think you got it: It doubles the stat used for damage (range in my case), and gives a -2 penalty to RFX to the target. Compensating are the cooldown and the square uniqueness thing. Just to be sure!

[stefmor90]

YEEEEEESSSSS STARKINZO, SURRENDER TO THE LEGS