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Do you want Glitch, DrPeg, and jmmy to die?

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kaian-a-coel

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Re: You are a sentient glitch. [ILLUSTRATED]: "Welcome to The Great Blue Expanse"
« Reply #45 on: March 31, 2013, 03:11:45 pm »
PERFECT. Now onward to the glitch's location!
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EA games is like the dark lord sauron, and the gaming consumer demographic is like gollum.
Sauron makes the precious.
Gollum loves and hates the precious.
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Re: You are a sentient glitch. [ILLUSTRATED]: "Welcome to The Great Blue Expanse"
« Reply #46 on: March 31, 2013, 03:42:48 pm »
Quote from: kaian-a-coel on March 31, 2013, 03:11:45 pm
PERFECT. Now onward to the glitch's location!



Even with this fast-moving file, this is going to take a long time.

OOC: While this is happening, maybe you should check up on one of the other characters.
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Re: You are a sentient glitch. [ILLUSTRATED]: "Welcome to The Great Blue Expanse"
« Reply #47 on: March 31, 2013, 03:45:31 pm »
Become x4rfafg

Inquire on the Sanctuary's safety.

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Re: You are a sentient glitch. [ILLUSTRATED]: "Welcome to The Great Blue Expanse"
« Reply #48 on: March 31, 2013, 03:48:40 pm »
< Master: Go online and order a new shoe. It should be perfectly safe to enter to enter your creditcard data into your totally not-infected computer.

< Glitch: Move deeper into the sanctuary.
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Re: You are a sentient glitch. [ILLUSTRATED]: "It's virus time."
« Reply #49 on: March 31, 2013, 04:05:53 pm »
Master: go back inside.
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Re: You are a sentient glitch. [ILLUSTRATED]: "It's virus time."
« Reply #50 on: March 31, 2013, 04:06:32 pm »
>glitch: shapeshift into a bearded face.
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Quote from: wierd on January 11, 2014, 01:49:58 am
EA games is like the dark lord sauron, and the gaming consumer demographic is like gollum.
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Re: You are a sentient glitch. [ILLUSTRATED]: "It's virus time."
« Reply #51 on: March 31, 2013, 04:30:35 pm »
Quote from: kaian-a-coel on March 31, 2013, 04:06:32 pm
>glitch: shapeshift into a bearded face.

Quote from: Weirdsound on March 31, 2013, 03:48:40 pm


< Glitch: Move deeper into the sanctuary.



This is strange. While you've been walking through the FOREST AREA of the sanctuary, two strange characters, who's file names appear to be "Drpeg" and "jmmy" have started following you. Now they've surrounded you. This'll be bad. Very bad.

Chatlog:
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As the Glitch, what do you do?


Quote from: Weirdsound on March 31, 2013, 03:48:40 pm
< Master: Go online and order a new shoe. It should be perfectly safe to enter to enter your creditcard data into your totally not-infected computer.



This is a fantastic idea! Why didn't you think of it before? You've just gotta head over to SingleShoes.com, and...




Boom. Now you have to insert your credit card information...



Darn! When'd you install a virus? Oh well. You'd better go inside or something.
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Re: You are a sentient glitch. [ILLUSTRATED]: "It's virus time."
« Reply #52 on: March 31, 2013, 04:45:46 pm »
< Glitch: Start heading towards the big city to find chrome
< Master: Attempt to solve the computer issue by smacking the CPU, creating an earthquake inside the computer  and causing unforseen complications for the other two characters
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kaian-a-coel

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Re: You are a sentient glitch. [ILLUSTRATED]: "It's virus time."
« Reply #53 on: March 31, 2013, 04:53:19 pm »
>master: head inside the house before everything else.
>glitch: morph yourself a body fitting the bearded face (I was meaning the DF dwarven face, oh well.)
>cursors: chat. develop individual personalities.

>virus: appear as sea monster and attack the cursor's battlefile.
>antivirus: appear as a celestial creature of some sort, bestow holy weapons on the cursors to face the beast.
« Last Edit: March 31, 2013, 04:55:58 pm by kaian-a-coel »
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Gollum loves and hates the precious.
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Re: You are a sentient glitch. [ILLUSTRATED]: "It's virus time."
« Reply #54 on: March 31, 2013, 05:05:50 pm »
>Glitch: accidentally stumble upon sys.32
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Re: You are a sentient glitch. [ILLUSTRATED]: "It's virus time."
« Reply #55 on: March 31, 2013, 05:07:47 pm »
PTW. :D
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Re: You are a sentient glitch. [ILLUSTRATED]: "It's virus time."
« Reply #56 on: March 31, 2013, 05:10:45 pm »
Quote from: Xantalos on March 31, 2013, 05:05:50 pm
>Glitch: accidentally stumble upon sys.32
>Glitch: Find nothing because master obviously deleted it to optimize his computer.
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Re: You are a sentient glitch. [ILLUSTRATED]: "It's virus time."
« Reply #57 on: March 31, 2013, 06:02:12 pm »
Quote from: Weirdsound on March 31, 2013, 04:45:46 pm
< Glitch: Start heading towards the big city to find chrome

Quote from: kaian-a-coel on March 31, 2013, 04:53:19 pm
>master: head inside the house before everything else.
>glitch: morph yourself a body fitting the bearded face (I was meaning the DF dwarven face, oh well.)
>cursors: chat. develop individual personalities.

>virus: appear as sea monster and attack the cursor's battlefile.
>antivirus: appear as a celestial creature of some sort, bestow holy weapons on the cursors to face the beast.

You've had enough of the computer, so you decide to suspend it for the night and head inside. Maybe whatever virus is inside will sort itself out.


When you head inside, a huge surprise greets you. Every bit of furniture you have is gone, other than your poster and - a note? What did you do last night?


You shift your conciousness to the Glitch, who is currently in The Big City.



Isn't that the guy you're supposed to be talking to? You're almost certain.

You speak up.

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And with that, we go back to the amazing escapades of MOUSE and the Italian Shades.


Well, this is unfortunate. And decidedly less amazing than previously thought.

But wait! What's that?



Well, it's something.

What should each of the cursor's special powers be?
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Re: You are a sentient glitch. [ILLUSTRATED]: "It's virus time."
« Reply #58 on: March 31, 2013, 06:06:09 pm »
< Combine with your new friends to form some sort of Cursor Voltron or something?
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Re: You are a sentient glitch. [ILLUSTRATED]: "It's virus time."
« Reply #59 on: March 31, 2013, 06:08:46 pm »
>Burgundy: Role: Medic: Power: Vampirism
>Jade: Role: Shield: Power: Provoke
>Violet: Role: Dart: Power: Poison
>Mustard: Role: Gunner: Power: Electricity
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