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[Mephansteras]

The doppelgangers are rarely so polite. I could see an Exterminator writing something like that, though.

Not that this is a Paranormal, anyway.

[Nerjin]

Paranormal Spin off: Business Dopps. The dopps have ceased actually eating people now that they know that misery is twice as filling. They now are corperate bastards who axe entire departments for fun.


Or not.

[Remuthra]

But...
I was there at the company's founding! You can't do this!

[Nerjin]

But...
I was there at the company's founding! You can't do this!

Yeah... I'm gonna need you to pack up your desk and if you could be out of here by noon... That'd be great.

[RangerCado]

well i hated working here. i expect my final paycheck by the end of the month or i sue. and don't even try killing me, my parents are guards and my siblings are hammerers

[Mephansteras]

well i hated working here. i expect my final paycheck by the end of the month or i sue. and don't even try killing me, my parents are guards and my siblings are hammerers

RangerCado, you are hereby sentenced to 10 hammerstrikes for failing to compete the Mandate for Slade tables.

[Remuthra]

But... I don't even work the day shift...

*Walks off crying into beard*

[Nerjin]

But... I don't even work the day shift...

*Walks off crying into beard*

That's cause you're fired. YOu don't work any shifts now.

[Mephansteras]

All right, all right. Let's stop cluttering the thread. We aren't even on topic any more.

After all, you're all Priests (Priestesses) of the Great Temple!

[Nerjin]

[Just one more]

Except for Remuthra who has been fired.

[Remuthra]

Not anymore we're not, because we were all fired.

You are expected to rewrite your entire game accordingly.

EDIT: Nerjinja'd!

[RangerCado]

i agree, lets not turn this into webs current game where half the thread is nonsense (i helped too   )

[Remuthra]

Considering this is Bastard Mafia, isn't that sort of the goal?

[RangerCado]

its the goal when the starts. before its just poking fun at eachother

[Mephansteras]

Considering this is Bastard Mafia, isn't that sort of the goal?

Not at all.

This is a Bastard Game, so you're going to have to figure out the puzzle in order to win and pretty much any normal rule of mafia could be broken. It is far from nonsense, however.

I strongly reccommend that you read Bastard Paranormal, Bastard Paranormal 2, and Rumble in the Necropolis: Semi-Bastard Supernatural to get a sense of what I've done in the past.

This will not be exactly like any of those, of course, but they will help prepare you. Also, they're pretty good reads.