Well, time to go to a doctor.
To the hospital!
Do I have medical insurance?
Only one way to find out! [2] No.
[6] You get into your car and promptly crash. Dumb! [5] You manage to avoid major injuries.
[4,4] Your skin thins a bit. Mm.
Turn self invisible and climb out of the soup.
[4] You were already invisible (well, kinda), but you climb out of the water...[1] and run right into a cook, disrupting your concentration. They scream for security.
[6+1,2,6,6] Your head swells to twice its original size. Your mouth increases to sizes far beyond even what would be expected from the increase in head size, and your canines grow more still. Meanwhile, your nose grows mainly outward, becoming long and pointed. Your neck stretches itself to be long and thin, your skin goes a banded blubbery brown, and your hair turns OD green. That mutagen has been busy!
projectile vomit in peoples faces until they stop beating me, wait for sirens to arrive, politely ask emergencyservices for assistance.
Come on dynamic politeness bonus.
Good job, you found a use for that!
[1] You projectile vomit on your own face [1] and are killed before the sirens arrive. Wait, that's kinda mean. One last shot...
[1] Okay, you're dead. Mutation won't save you.
Kill him nao
[6v6] Several minutes of combat ensue that wouldn't be out-of-place in an anime filler arc. You both collapse, exhausted.
[4,5] You take a bit longer to collapse, and your root hairs start waving about, tasting the air for scents...
Keep fleeing, for the woods! "Why 'm I turnin' intah a bug?! I need a place tah lie low for a bit..."
You run. You are in the woods.
[5,1] Two tusks grow from your mouth.
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"My mind is really tripping HAHAHA! I... I turned into a gun? Now I now that is impossible, right Mr..... I'm gonna call you... ARM CANNON FODDER!"
Wish my arm to be Megaman'ss arm cannon thing and blow off Mr. Arm Cannon Fodder's head (aka the guard). No matter what happens, start laughing maniacally!
((Did I get freaking shape shifting powers? Seriously? Freaking awesome!))
You turn into a tube of metal. Hm, not as good as you thought...While being a tube, you're stuck in a cage.
((Anger...pire?))
((Portmanteau of "Anger" and "Vampire".))
"Yeah, bro! Feel the power now!"
Go kill the nearest NPC for power. Somehow.
[4v1] You clobber a scientist over the head. This doesn't make you more powerful.
[6v6] A couple people jump on and wrestle you towards a cage.
[1,1] Nor do mutations.
Off, After Walther!
You run into the forest, [2] and get lost.
((Wait, so my touching ability will make people explode... And feel confused? Well, I guess I would be confused if some random guy came up to me and made me explode.))
(They're both voluntary. You could make people confused, try making them explode, both, or neither.)
"Oh come on how did I just make that explode I have the worst of luck!"
Get up and slap that guy who keeps on attacking me back. Unleash the full force of the Lime!
[3v6] "RAA! Lime Attack!" He steps to the side, right into a bullet bouncing off the metal tube. Oof.
[3v4] You escape the grasp of cagers.
"Excuse me, but have you heard the good news of our Lord?"
Distract, distract, distract! If that fails, get the hell out of there as quickly as possible.
[3] "Ah...yer uh miss'nery? Git off mah porch, y'wayst-uh speys!"
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NPC Actions:
The men with cages haul 'em in and get to work. One security guy checks his beeping pager, sighs, and meanders for the lower stories.
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Joe (dermonster)
Physical State:
-Slight Flu
-Slight Malnourishment
-Heightened Hearing
-Mighty Muscles
-Highly Allergic to Pollen
-High Metabolism
-Fires blasts of radiation from hands
-Hightened Hearing
-???
-Many minor physical changes (see Turn 16)
-Irradiated!
-Cuts, Bruises, Grazed Shoulder
-Bullet in Lung
-Somewhat Hungry
-Boiled
-??
-New Ability
Mental State:
-Slight Insanity
-Evil Eve of Ensanity
-Can Bend Light
Inventory:
-Old Coat
--$48.93
--Candy Bar Wrapper
-Old Sweatpants
-Old Sneakers
Joe Bridger (Remuthra)
Physical State:
-Elderly
-Switchable Armored Skin (plasticky)
-Disintegrating Touch (tires)
-No Nose
-Bristley Hair
-??
-Tired and Woozy
-Roots
-Enhanced Hearing
-No Normal Legs
--Head on One Remaining Leg
---Left Eye in Left Ear
---Leg on Head
-Three Arms
--Right Arm has two legs growing off of it
-Thin Skin
-Head Wounded
Mental State:
-Dementia'd
-Psychometry
Inventory:
-Fedora
-Wraparound Shades
-Pink Bathrobe
--$50.00
--Notebook
--Falcon Treats
-Police Belt
--Taser
--Radio
--Handcuffs
--Pistol
---Bullets
-Falconing Glove
-Slippers
-City Map
-$0.25
Rick (Xanmyral)
Physical State:
-Overweight
-Apricot-colored Face, Auburn Hair
-Tingling
-Sonic Blasts
-Horns on chin, nose, forehead
-Swollen Left Side
-Long Left Wing and Leg (~+25%)
-Buggy Batwings for Arms
-Chitinous Skin
-Buggy Limbs
-Mostly Hairless
-Itchy!
Mental State:
-Annoyed
-Suddenly understands body language
-Something Moderately Useful
-Helpful Worm Seen
-Can Control Water
Inventory:
-Jumpsuit
--Wallet
---IC
---$13.38
--7 Pennies, 2 Dimes
-Shoes
Xan(talos)
Physical State:
-Slight Malnourishment
-Long Tail
-No sense of touch
-Secretes Numbing Slime
-Roots (toes, growing from shoulders)
--Improve Smell, Can Taste
-Disease Immunity
-Nictating Membranes
-Long, Purple Fur
-Regeneration
-Enhanced Balance
-Cut Shin
Mental State:
-Cultist
-Possession
-Knows a Ritual
-Probably insane
Inventory:
-Broken Knife
-Filthy Bathrobe
--$50.00
-Sweatpants
--Wallet
---$2.48
Alexandra (Greenstarfanatic)
Physical State:
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Short, Thin
-Farsighted
-9'7"
Mental State:
-Intelligent
-Magnetic Control
-??
Inventory:
-Glasses
-Labcoat
-Green Shirt
-Pants
--Wallet
---ID
---Driver's License
---$61.32
--$0.83
--Keys
-Shoes
That Guy (superBLAST)
Physical State:
-Average
-Wounded Hand
Mental State:
-Psychotic
Inventory:
-Straightjacket
-Sweatpants, Matching
--$50.00
--Newspaper Clipping
The Pirate (borno)
Physical State:
-Short Round
-Slightly Ill
-Confusing Touch (if so desired, to anyone touching him)
-Kasplodey Touch
Mental State:
-Thinks he's a pirate
-Likes Limes
-Fear Sense
Inventory:
-Cheap Tricorne
-Eyepatch
-Leather Jacket
-T-shirt
-Plastic Hook
-Jeans
--Wallet
---$52.25
-Boots
Thrak (Toaster)
Physical State:
-Gangly
-Blank, Skull-like Head
-Angerpire
-No Smell or Taste
-Tough
-Mutating Quadrupally
Mental State:
-Foolish
-Transhumanist
Inventory:
-Hoodie
--$50
-Lewd T-shirt
-Jeans
-Sneakers
Walther (Harry Baldman)
Physical State:
-Muscular
Mental State:
-Crazy
Inventory:
-Glasses
-Robes
--$50.15
--Parking Ticket ($50)
-Socks
-Sandals
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Seriously, let me know if something's missing. It feels like there should be more for the second group.
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Topic: Metamorphican Madness II: Turn 32 (Read 78538 times)