Focus fire light onto them like a giant procreating magnifying glass is perched high in the sky in front of the sun.
[4] You set one on fire. The others glance at him and bolt. Your stomach rumbles loudly, not helping stealth. You're getting hungry...
[5,5] You feel something coming out of your hands, because the Dice Gods have seen it fit to grant you get another destructive power.
Take the bus home. Celebrate being the guy who isn't part of the big psycho mutant bloodbath.
You get on the bus and start cheering about how you're not a crazy mutant. No one believes you.
[4,3] Especially since you sprout an extra pair of legs. Good thing you're just wearing a bathrobe!
...Its raining? HAHAHAHA, WEATHER MAN YOU ARE THE BEST! Make it pour!
"Awh hell." Rick makes a break for the exit, using his control of water to either force the water in people around to push them away, or use existing water to push/shove/wash people away. If lethal force is used, be more forceful, if non-lethal force is used just focus on pushing them away from self then.
Your attempt at bloodbending fails, but [5] a convenient water cooler allows you to drive off everyone until a bunch of people come running. One has a singed beard.
[6,1,6] Your arms become batty wings and you get a weirdly chitinous skin. Your limbs also turn buggier. Even your new arms are sorta bug-jointed.
Grab him and try to grow my roots into his head.
Grab him with my feet if necessary.
No, you have roots in your shoulders, remember?
Anyways, [6v2] you snag him in your shoulderoots as your toes dig through your shoes. Your roots start tightening around his head...
[2] ...and you don't mutate to grow them faster.
[4-1] Thunder booms. "...And how do you
explain the woman?"
[3]
Police cancel notice woman: too insane
Different police.
fly away, crash into a spectacle store, steal sunglasses
[6] Oh fun. You fly into a store, which immediately becomes a spectacle as a tall, winged guy breaks his neck as he crashes through the front window.
[6,2,4] You suddenly stretch, roughly doubling in height and becoming rather thin. You vomit; it's projectile.
Go find a lab rat!
Bruce looks for a pet. Or maybe livestock. [1] He finds a large alley cat interested in the small, edible creature in the dumpster.
[5,6;2] His nose turns into a beetle.
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"Oh, would you look at that! That guy's hurt! Let me help you with that, man!"
Remove scalpel from That Guy's hand. Stab him with it repeatedly if he starts trouble.
"Well... that was wierd.... I thought my hand was a person.... I gotta stop doing that hahaha! Now.... real persons that I hope really are real, I hope you enjoy death!"
Stab the closest person to me in the eye and all the way to the brain.
Smash a hole in the wall, pick up Walther and start climbing the building. Because I've always wanted to recreate king-kong with somewhat of a role reversal.
[4v2-1] That Guy has the scalpel removed by a helpful nutjob [6-1v4] who gets hoisted up by and slung over the shoulder of
Giant Girl Alexandra. She then [5] locates and breaks a large window before climbing out, with Guy shouting behind her. [3-1-1] Alexandra, weighted down by Walther and slipping on the wet climbing thing, falls; [3v1] her sheet falls off and Walther would make a joke about a naked woman falling onto him if he wasn't in pain from a nine-foot naked woman falling on top of him.
[1;1;4] Giant Girl gets a new power--Magneotism! [2] Cool! Shame Walther isn't made of metal...
"Wicked sweet!"
Commit further acts of poorly-thought out and ill-advised attempts to further mutate myself.
[5] You grab another syringe of super-serum and poke it into yourself. Maybe you should diversify...
[1,6] You go blind!
((You didn't roll for me to get new mutations! 
))
If at first you don't succeed... TRY, TRY AGAIN!
(Your serum only rolls every other turn, barring extra injections.)
[6] You spin about, confusing a lot of people. One security guy mistakes you for Crazy Joe and shoots! [1] You fall unconscious...
[3] You gain an astonishingly unuseful sense!
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NPC Actions:
Panic. Panic and fleeing. Except one raincoated news crew.
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Format:
Name (Player)
Physical State:
-Notable Notes
Mental State:
-Notable Notes
Inventory:
-Items
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Experiment 1:
Rolls 1d6 each turn.
1-3: No mutations. 4-5: One mutation. 6: Two mutations.
Mutations:
1-2:Roll 1d200
3:Roll 1d200+200
4:Roll 1d400
5:Roll 1d1,000
6:Roll on that Mutant Feature table
Bruce Thomson (anailater)
Physical State:
-About 1'11" tall and 3'2" long
-Charcoal-colored Hair
-Very Thin
-Slow Metabolism
-Glows When Indoors
-Weak Bones
-Translucent Flesh
-Serpentine Lower Torso
-Withered Left Arm
-Diabetic
-Doubled Agility
-Light-Sensitive
-Oddly and Inexplicably Attractive
-Mutating More
-Beetle for a Nose
Mental State:
-Prefers to Stay Quiet
-Dyslexic
Inventory:
-T-shirt*
-Jeans*
--Wallet
---$53.00
---Driver's Liscense
Eugene (Unholy_Pariah)
Physical State:
-12'1"
-Pale
-Thick Tongue
-Wings, Avian
-Darkvision
-Smells Tasty
-Projectile Vomit
-Twisted Ankle
-Minorly injured by Crazy Joe
-Broken Neck
-Hungry
Mental State:
-Obsessed with "Evolution"
-Aura of Gloom and Misfortune
Inventory:
-Baseball Cap
-Labcoat
-Nice Shirt
-Pants
--Wallet
---$53.35
-Sneakers
Joe (dermonster)
Physical State:
-Slight Flu
-Slight Malnourishment
-Heightened Hearing
-Mighty Muscles
-Highly Allergic to Pollen
-High Metabolism
-Fires blasts of radiation from hands
-Cuts, Bruises, Grazed Shoulder
-Bullet in Lung
-Somewhat Hungry
-??
Mental State:
-Slight Insanity
-Evil Eve of Ensanity
-Can Bend Light
Inventory:
-Old Coat
--$48.93
--Candy Bar Wrapper
-Old Sweatpants
-Old Sneakers
Joe Bridger (Remuthra)
Physical State:
-Elderly
-Switchable Armored Skin (plasticky)
-Disintegrating Touch (tires)
-No Nose
-Bristley Hair
-??
-Tired and Woozy
-Roots
-Enhanced Hearing
-Four Legs
-Head Wounded
Mental State:
-Dementia'd
-Psychometry
Inventory:
-Fedora
-Wraparound Shades
-Pink Bathrobe
--$50.00
--Notebook
--Falcon Treats
-Police Belt
--Taser
--Radio
--Handcuffs
--Pistol
---Bullets
-Falconing Glove
-Slippers
-City Map
-$0.25
Rick (Xanmyral)
Physical State:
-Overweight
-Apricot-colored Face, Auburn Hair
-Tingling
-Sonic Blasts
-Horns on chin, nose, forehead
-Swollen Left Side
-Long Left Wing and Leg (~+25%)
-Buggy Batwings for Arms
-Chitinous Skin
-Buggy Limbs
Mental State:
-Annoyed
-Suddenly understands body language
-Something Moderately Useful
-Helpful Worm Seen
-Can Control Water
Inventory:
-Jumpsuit
--Wallet
---IC
---$13.38
--7 Pennies, 2 Dimes
-Shoes
Xan(talos)
Physical State:
-Slight Malnourishment
-Long Tail
-No sense of touch
-Secretes Numbing Slime
-Roots (toes, growing from shoulders)
-Disease Immunity
-Nictating Membranes
-Long, Purple Fur
-Cut Shin
Mental State:
-Cultist
-Possession
-Knows a Ritual
-Probably insane
Inventory:
-Broken Knife
-Filthy Bathrobe
--$50.00
-Sweatpants
--Wallet
---$2.48
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Experiment 2:
Roll 1d6 every odd turn.
1: Nothing
2-3: 1d400+600
4-5: Superpower
6: Weakness
Alexandra (Greenstarfanatic)
Physical State:
-
Short, Thin
-Farsighted
Mental State:
-Intelligent
-Magnetic Control
Inventory:
-Glasses
-Labcoat
-Green Shirt
-Pants
--Wallet
---ID
---Driver's License
---$61.32
--$0.83
--Keys
-Shoes
That Guy (superBLAST)
Physical State:
-Average
-Wounded Hand
Mental State:
-Psychotic
Inventory:
-Straightjacket
-Sweatpants, Matching
--$50.00
--Newspaper Clipping
The Pirate (borno)
Physical State:
-Short Round
-Slightly Ill
-Confusing Touch (if so desired, to anyone touching him)
Mental State:
-Thinks he's a pirate
-Likes Limes
-Fear Sense
Inventory:
-Cheap Tricorne
-Eyepatch
-Leather Jacket
-T-shirt
-Plastic Hook
-Jeans
--Wallet
---$52.25
-Boots
Thrak (Toaster)
Physical State:
-Gangly
-Faceless
-Mutating Quadrupally
Mental State:
-Foolish
-Transhumanist
Inventory:
-Hoodie
--$50
-Lewd T-shirt
-Jeans
-Sneakers
Walther (Harry Baldman)
Physical State:
-Muscular
Mental State:
-Crazy
Inventory:
-Glasses
-Robes
--$50.15
--Parking Ticket ($50)
-Socks
-Sandals
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Seriously, waitlisters?
And any suggestions on what to do with Bruce?
Author
Topic: Metamorphican Madness II: Turn 32 (Read 78615 times)