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Author Topic: Metamorphican Madness II: Turn 32  (Read 78973 times)

Xantalos

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Re: Metamorphican Madness II: Turn 6
« Reply #75 on: March 27, 2013, 10:24:07 pm »

RUN OUTSIDE THROUGH WHATEVER HOLES ARE AVAILABLE. STAB SOMEONE.
« Last Edit: March 28, 2013, 01:34:53 pm by Xantalos »
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Re: Metamorphican Madness II: Turn 6
« Reply #76 on: March 28, 2013, 05:06:29 am »

Try again.

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Re: Metamorphican Madness II: Turn 6
« Reply #77 on: March 28, 2013, 07:07:58 am »

Stab the lady trapped in the mirror in the ass with my knife, then secrete numbing fluid in the wound.
...Do you mean that lady trapped in the window?
Your attempt would have been prevented by the fact that everything below the chest was dangling through the window outside, and now she has fallen out the hole, making her outside and below a light-blind man touching her stomach.

Try again.

You succeeded last time. What are you trying to do?
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Re: Metamorphican Madness II: Turn 6
« Reply #78 on: March 28, 2013, 08:22:01 am »

"Somebody get a number for that velocraptor spacehsip mama....."
Wait what just happend, someone threw me, for some reason, stand up and go back to the guy I was talking to.
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Re: Metamorphican Madness II: Turn 6
« Reply #79 on: March 28, 2013, 01:59:30 pm »

Not according to the update.

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Re: Metamorphican Madness II: Turn 6
« Reply #80 on: March 28, 2013, 02:27:47 pm »

Not according to the update.
You did unleash such a call. What were you trying to accomplish?
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Re: Metamorphican Madness II: Turn 6
« Reply #81 on: March 28, 2013, 02:28:34 pm »

Not according to the update.
You did unleash such a call. What were you trying to accomplish?
I was trying to call a falcon.

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« Reply #82 on: March 28, 2013, 09:35:33 pm »

One of these days, I'm going to take my own advice so I stop deleting entire updates...

"Oh, that sound? Probably one of the nutters you fellas experimented on. Could it 'ave hurt you to choose more sensible people? Buncha funny guys in bathrobes, mutterin'. One moment they're all quiet, next they're punchin' stuff and screamin'."

Rick keeps on distracting drawling at the scientist.

[You know, foreshadowing is fun. Electric punches and hyper voice! Just need to get out of this cage...]
"Not that that sound, that other sound...they're starting the other tests? We're still getting the last test under control!"
The worm [6+1] twists, causing a muffled click and a softer squish. "A little help here?"
[6] You feel a tickling on your face. You wish you had some sort of mirror, causing little bits of water in glasses, droplets, and a little puddle of Xan's drool into a small puddle, letting you see that you have two small horns on your chin and one on your nose.

Escape out the hole, stretch!
You do so. Not sure what more needs be said, aside from the crazy cultist cutting your tie.
[6] You stub your toe turning around, causing way more pain than it should. You also develop bony growths on your legs d feet, I peding

make the situation less uncomfortable by kidnapping her and flying to the roof.
Once up there block roof access and ransom her for mutagens

Not sure how that makes things LESS uncomfortable, but [4-1] you struggle the two of you up to the roof into the sun's pitch-black rays. [2] You find no roof access, and start looking for someone to demand ransom from. "Um...mister, what are you going to do to me?"
[1] No mutations will interrupt your discussion.

Go outside, take a nap in the grass. Be sure to check for nearby flowers before doing so.

You locate a patch of lawn, no flowers, and curl up for a nap.
[1] Your skin goes deep orange and your left arm becomes a tentacle, but as the former was pointed out by Teddy Roosevelt it might have just been a dream.

RUN OUTSIDE THROUGH WHATEVER HOLES ARE AVAILABLE. STAB SOMEONE.
You leap out of the building and [5v5] cut off the end of the tie of a fellow mutant.
[5] You notice an ornamental pond and grow fearful!

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Call for falcons!
[1] You call a few pigeons, who promptly decide they hate you. Headpecks ensue.
[2] Your head shifts, gaining some holes.

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"Somebody get a number for that velocraptor spacehsip mama....."
Wait what just happend, someone threw me, for some reason, stand up and go back to the guy I was talking to.
You stagger up, muttering about velo-craptr spaceh-sip mamas, and stumble for the room. You get knocked over by people swarming out, one of whom grabs you by the back of your loose shirt and tosses you away again. You tighten your belt and wish you had something to cut most if the legs off your jeans.
[6] You feel a chill and start to glow.


NPC Actions:
The people in the original room make note that only one--two--of their experiments are still in the room and reflect that half of them have already developed dangerous abilities. They scurry out of the room, going to various rooms for various tasks. One throws a very small person out of the way. Meanwhile, some police officers show up, exiting their cars. Several gawk at the weird guy sleeping on the lawn.

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Re: Metamorphican Madness II: Turn 7
« Reply #83 on: March 28, 2013, 09:38:09 pm »

Run.
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Re: Metamorphican Madness II: Turn 7
« Reply #84 on: March 28, 2013, 09:40:29 pm »

"Hey guys, what's- Fred? Man Fred is that you?  Dude whaddup? Check me out!"

Greet police friend Fred. Flex various muscles.
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Re: Metamorphican Madness II: Turn 7
« Reply #85 on: March 28, 2013, 09:48:57 pm »

GET THE HELL AWAY FROM THAT POND

GO FIND SONEONE ELSE AND STAB THEM TO RELIEVE MY FEAR
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Re: Metamorphican Madness II: Turn 7
« Reply #86 on: March 28, 2013, 09:56:32 pm »

Disintegrate them, then try again.

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Re: Metamorphican Madness II: Turn 7
« Reply #87 on: March 28, 2013, 09:58:43 pm »

"Hey guys, what's- Fred? Man Fred is that you?  Dude whaddup? Check me out!"

Greet police friend Fred. Flex Tentamuscle.
Mixing dreams and reality, are you?
The tentacle only exists in your dream.
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Re: Metamorphican Madness II: Turn 7
« Reply #88 on: March 28, 2013, 10:23:49 pm »

im going to ransom you for delicious mutagens, now go over to the edge and call for help while i find the stairwell.

find and bar the roof access point, wait for people to come to help my captive then trade her for mutagens.
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Re: Metamorphican Madness II: Turn 7
« Reply #89 on: March 29, 2013, 01:06:30 am »

While/If he isn't currently being watched due to being passive/unimpressive compared to the others, Rick silently opens the cage door and retrieves the worm, which he puts in his front jumpsuit pocket. "Thanks little buddy, how about we get outta here, yeah? I'm itching to spread my legs." He said silently as he then moves to leave. If anyone tries to stop him he shouts an "EXCUSE ME SIR/MA'AM, DREADFULLY SORRY," and/or gives a tingling shove out of his way.

If he is being watched however, he says "Well, thinkin' I best be moving on now, places to see, people to meet an all. Been nice knowing you fellas, he says as he retrieves his worm and opens the door at once, putting the worm in his pocket softly while whispering a thanks to it. "Now, I don't mean to be rude but I'll be heading off now." If anyone tries to stop him he shouts an "EXCUSE ME SIR/MA'AM, DREADFULLY SORRY," and/or gives a tingling shove out of his way.

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