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Author Topic: You are a blob thingie on a random planet thingie!  (Read 1845 times)

DrPoo

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You are a blob thingie on a random planet thingie!
« on: March 23, 2013, 12:56:27 pm »
Its a strange and barren rock floating in the middle of nowhere.. we have been wobbling around for what feels like forever(but was just a few seconds since you just started wobbling around) and you just started gaining a sense of individuality.. still.. we are ooooneeeee! All that chattering of voices is really getting on your nonexistent nerves.. what do you do?

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Re: You are a blob thingie on a random planet thingie!
« Reply #1 on: March 23, 2013, 01:00:40 pm »
Start rolling in a direction
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Re: You are a blob thingie on a random planet thingie!
« Reply #2 on: March 23, 2013, 01:12:35 pm »
Realize we are a disgusting blob. Do some press-ups. Try to get in shape.
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Re: You are a blob thingie on a random planet thingie!
« Reply #3 on: March 23, 2013, 02:22:12 pm »
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Re: You are a blob thingie on a random planet thingie!
« Reply #4 on: March 23, 2013, 03:47:51 pm »
I feel like i am letting one of you guys out of it by choosing either. Waiting for a few more suggestions.
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Re: You are a blob thingie on a random planet thingie!
« Reply #5 on: March 26, 2013, 01:29:26 pm »
Go get in shape. Perhaps we're actually a millipede. A really fat millipede.
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Re: You are a blob thingie on a random planet thingie!
« Reply #6 on: March 26, 2013, 01:39:36 pm »
By my calculations, exploring and getting in shape by pushing in a random direction would probably command a good proportion of the vote.
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Re: You are a blob thingie on a random planet thingie!
« Reply #7 on: March 26, 2013, 01:50:16 pm »
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on March 26, 2013, 01:39:36 pm
By my calculations, exploring and getting in shape by pushing in a random direction would probably command a good proportion of the vote.
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Although a sentence is not a numerical equation, therefore it is a sentence plus a random one, just hanging about. I bet that they're just hanging about, and the sentence is going 'look, random one, just go away...' and the one is like 'lolnope' and then a blob thingie just rolls in, pushing around to get in shape, and they're both like 'wtf'.
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Re: You are a blob thingie on a random planet thingie!
« Reply #8 on: March 26, 2013, 02:03:50 pm »
Quote from: Eotyrannus on March 26, 2013, 01:50:16 pm
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on March 26, 2013, 01:39:36 pm
By my calculations, exploring and getting in shape by pushing in a random direction would probably command a good proportion of the vote.
+1
Although a sentence is not a numerical equation, therefore it is a sentence plus a random one, just hanging about. I bet that they're just hanging about, and the sentence is going 'look, random one, just go away...' and the one is like 'lolnope' and then a blob thingie just rolls in, pushing around to get in shape, and they're both like 'wtf'.

I'm not sure what's going on here, but it gets my plus one anyway.
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Re: You are a blob thingie on a random planet thingie!
« Reply #9 on: March 26, 2013, 02:06:32 pm »
Realize that the gravity here is probably not sufficiently powerful to hold us. Float off with a 'wheeee'.
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Re: You are a blob thingie on a random planet thingie!
« Reply #10 on: March 26, 2013, 02:28:22 pm »
Decide to lose your individuality and rejoin the one, just so it will stop getting on your nerves.
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Re: You are a blob thingie on a random planet thingie!
« Reply #11 on: March 26, 2013, 02:35:00 pm »
Figure out if the others are edible, in case you can become a psychopathic blobocidist.
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Re: Waffle
« Reply #12 on: March 26, 2013, 02:55:07 pm »
Shape Self into humanoid.
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Re: Waffle
« Reply #13 on: March 26, 2013, 02:57:58 pm »
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Re: Waffle
« Reply #14 on: March 28, 2013, 12:36:21 am »
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