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[Remuthra]

Grab shovel, begin playing air guitar.

+1 because no one will believe them!

+1 for this turn

[kahn1234]

drink all the blood of the two grave robbers.

Then examine self. see if anything has changed. anything at all.

[alamoes]

He begs for mercy, and even offers you his service.  He thinks you are some kind of devil. 

As for powers, you know that flailing around in your coffin does not teleport you. 
Other than that and your ability to feed, you got nothing. 

You pick up the shovel and play air guitar while the weeping man gets up.  You look at yourself and notice that you are really pale, and have the largest camines ever. 

[Remuthra]

Pick those carmines, save them for later.

[kahn1234]

DRAIN them of their blood (by sucking their blood) then return home for a more thorough examination of yourself.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

the largest camines ever.

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Go and buy a tophat. We'll become suave and get all the ladies.
Go to the nearest government facility langley and present yourself for testing and/or elite government work.

-also look up vampires, see what powers they have in this world

[alamoes]

So you try to rip out your teeth.  Some unnatural force keeps you from ripping your teeth out. 

So, you go to the policemen walking down the street.  They see the blood on your mouth and come over to investigate. 

"Are you okay sir?"

[kahn1234]

run away as fast as possible and return home.

[Remuthra]

Tell them you ill advisedly attempted to perform a tooth removal on yourself, which caused all the blood.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Glimmer them. Throw dust in their eyes and book it. Talk your way out (doubtful), just get out of there and don't kill them. Langley is our destination, not the career rocket of some local sheriff.

[alamoes]

You were not buried with your room key. 

You tell them that you tried to remove your teeth. 

They ask why.  They seem to not believe you.  Your teeth would have to be in your hands for that to work. 

"Are you okay sir?" One officer asked.  He seems scared.  They are within arms reach. 

[Remuthra]

Confess to being incredibly drunk, go home.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Seeing as how they didn't believe us, we can't glimmer (successfully at least). Let's try a different gambit. Explain to them you're a new vampire that's risen from the dead. Explain you're perfectly fine but there are two grave diggers back there that may need help. Bare your fangs and ask them to kindly attend to the two diggers post haste. If they try to fight, knock them out. Use their batons if they have them. Don't get shot. Continue to your apptment and wash up. Leave for langley tomorrow night (and in the meanwhile look up vampires/see how we react to light/garlic/silver if we can do so in our apptmnt).

-edit
We don't have an apprtmnt since we're dead. Go there anyway, your stuff's still there, utilities might still work.

[alamoes]

You leave, they follow. 

[Remuthra]

Go crash in an alleyway.