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Author Topic: Roll to be a split personality - One leg + throwing knives = Fail!  (Read 12923 times)

Remuthra

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Re: Roll to be a split personality - Let's go Rambo Wannabe!
« Reply #60 on: March 10, 2013, 04:16:42 pm »

Realize you are the One.

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Re: Roll to be a split personality - Let's go Rambo Wannabe!
« Reply #61 on: March 10, 2013, 04:20:20 pm »

Dance the Tango with him in a way that allows you to disarm him while he's confused
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Re: Roll to be a split personality - Let's go Rambo Wannabe!
« Reply #62 on: March 10, 2013, 04:28:51 pm »

Shoot the man who is drawing a knife on you, then leave the scene posthaste.
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Re: Roll to be a split personality - Let's go Rambo Wannabe!
« Reply #63 on: March 10, 2013, 04:29:49 pm »

(curse my seveness) Murder, murder, murder.
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Re: Roll to be a split personality - Let's go Rambo Wannabe!
« Reply #64 on: March 10, 2013, 05:54:22 pm »

Bullets: apply directly to their forehead.
Shoot the knife guy, take his knife, scalp him, continue on rampage of destruction.
Shoot the second man in the face, then interrogate the wounded man. After interrogation, execute him.
Realize you are the One.
Dance the Tango with him in a way that allows you to disarm him while he's confused
Shoot the man who is drawing a knife on you, then leave the scene posthaste.

Roll 5 (Tango to disarm him) ((Honestly I don't know what all the tango is except it's dancing so I'm just gonna make stuff up about it))

Ultimate Goal: Become the world's greatest dancer Be less crazy by ridding yourself of your own crazy personalities.
Current goal: Don't get your ass shanked.

Your "Dancing" Personality comes out at that moment. The man tries to stab you but you sidestep it gracefully, and then you grab his knife hand with your left and with your right hand you put it on his waist and then start dancing with him. He's too utterly confused to resist and at the end of it you spin him around and disarm his knife at the same time. When he finally realizes what's going on his draws his pistol and before he can raise it the staring man comes up behind him and swiftly snaps his neck and take his pistol as his body falls to the floor. He then swiftly put a bullet in the wounded man's head. He turns to you and says with a huge grin, "Never thought I'd get to have fun anymore... aw the scent of death... I like your style of crazy hahaha..." Then he just walks past you and to the exit. He stops and says, "You wanna come with me?" without turning around.
« Last Edit: March 10, 2013, 05:57:42 pm by superBlast »
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Re: Roll to be a split personality - Let's go Rambo Wannabe!
« Reply #65 on: March 10, 2013, 05:55:58 pm »

"Of course, just let me get comfortable..." THEN STRIP AND CHECK YOUR GENDER PLEASE!
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Re: Roll to be a split personality - Dancing! Insanity style!
« Reply #66 on: March 10, 2013, 05:56:51 pm »

Run screaming through the nearest dorr. Make sure door is closed first.
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Re: Roll to be a split personality - Dancing! Insanity style!
« Reply #67 on: March 10, 2013, 05:57:10 pm »

Changeling Queen must make Man part of HIVE,If his not in Hive,He must bow loyalty and his life to me,The Changeling Queen
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Re: Roll to be a split personality - Dancing! Insanity style!
« Reply #68 on: March 10, 2013, 05:57:22 pm »

Threaten to punch self in the face if he doesn't drop his weapon.

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Re: Roll to be a split personality - Dancing! Insanity style!
« Reply #69 on: March 10, 2013, 05:58:18 pm »

Agree, then try to locate the exit. And keep clothes on.
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Re: Roll to be a split personality - Dancing! Insanity style!
« Reply #70 on: March 10, 2013, 05:58:30 pm »

Drag dead bodies with you declaring them to be your sidekicks
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Re: Roll to be a split personality - Dancing! Insanity style!
« Reply #71 on: March 10, 2013, 06:22:19 pm »

"Of course, just let me get comfortable..." THEN STRIP AND CHECK YOUR GENDER PLEASE!
Run screaming through the nearest dorr. Make sure door is closed first.
Changeling Queen must make Man part of HIVE,If his not in Hive,He must bow loyalty and his life to me,The Changeling Queen
Threaten to punch self in the face if he doesn't drop his weapon.
Agree, then try to locate the exit. And keep clothes on.
Drag dead bodies with you declaring them to be your sidekicks

Roll 2 (Run throught the nearest closed "dorr")

Ultimate Goal: End the madness that is your mind.
Current goal: Go through "dorrs"

Your "Particularly Crazy" personality wrestles the controls of your body. You scream "GIVE ME ALL US DORR TO WE!" You run past the staring man, or I should now call the grinning man, and the room beyond the exit into the nearest closed "dorr" and attempt to run through it... only to open up automatically by sliding up. Mad you didn't actually go through it, when it closes on it's own again you attempt to go through the closed "dorr". Same thing happens and you repeat it several times before some other personality finally takes over again. The man simply walked by you while doing all that and waited for you at the split in the hallway that's past the room you're in.
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Re: Roll to be a split personality - DORRS!
« Reply #72 on: March 10, 2013, 06:24:35 pm »

Refuse to decide between the two pathways and instead smash a hole into the wall by running into it at full speed
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Re: Roll to be a split personality - DORRS!
« Reply #73 on: March 10, 2013, 06:34:38 pm »

Chrysalis need man into part of hive then HE Will Open door for me
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Re: Roll to be a split personality - DORRS!
« Reply #74 on: March 10, 2013, 06:44:35 pm »

Go left. Normally. No breaking holes in walls, no hive things.
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