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Re: Nickname Kim-Jong Un Thread
« Reply #2445 on: December 13, 2013, 11:15:47 pm »
Un-The-Hutt?
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« Reply #2446 on: December 13, 2013, 11:55:53 pm »
Kim-Jong 'Ungry
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Re: Nickname Kim-Jong Un Thread
« Reply #2447 on: December 14, 2013, 12:14:56 am »
Of all of Kimbo Slice's nicknames, I like Lil' Kim the best.
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Re: Nickname Kim-Jong Un Thread
« Reply #2448 on: December 14, 2013, 06:18:50 am »
Poor Jang Sung-taek: It seems that he was basically a scapegoat for North Korea's recent series of economical failures, plus he was a sort of warning shot to anyone who might want to stage a coup.

The Korean media is saying that judging by his many bruises, he was probably tortured until he admitted that he wanted to stage a coup. Logically, if he actually was going to do so, he would have either committed suicide or admit EVERYTHING (including things Kim wouldn't want people to hear) or pull off a last-ditch effort. Plus, the relatively stable state of the current Kim rule is obviously not the best environment to attempt a coup in.
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Re: Nickname Kim-Jong Un Thread
« Reply #2449 on: December 14, 2013, 01:15:01 pm »
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« Reply #2450 on: December 14, 2013, 01:40:03 pm »
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Re: Nickname Kim-Jong Un Thread
« Reply #2451 on: December 14, 2013, 01:43:41 pm »
Kim the Third (or Kim III)
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Re: Nickname Kim-Jong Un Thread
« Reply #2452 on: December 14, 2013, 02:30:57 pm »
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« Reply #2453 on: December 14, 2013, 02:58:31 pm »
Kim-Possible Jong Un-stoppable.
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Re: Nickname Kim-Jong Un Thread
« Reply #2454 on: December 14, 2013, 05:36:11 pm »
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Kim-Possible Jong Un-stoppable.
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Re: Nickname Kim-Jong Un Thread
« Reply #2455 on: December 14, 2013, 05:39:49 pm »
Quote from: Skyrunner on December 14, 2013, 06:18:50 am
Poor Jang Sung-taek: It seems that he was basically a scapegoat for North Korea's recent series of economical failures, plus he was a sort of warning shot to anyone who might want to stage a coup.

The Korean media is saying that judging by his many bruises, he was probably tortured until he admitted that he wanted to stage a coup. Logically, if he actually was going to do so, he would have either committed suicide or admit EVERYTHING (including things Kim wouldn't want people to hear) or pull off a last-ditch effort. Plus, the relatively stable state of the current Kim rule is obviously not the best environment to attempt a coup in.
Plus they supposedly noticed all his treachery well in advance and kept telling him to stop it, which he didn't. Even for an insular despotic oligarchy, I'm thinking he'd have adjusted his strategies somewhat when everyone he was plotting against kept openly telling him to cut it out.


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Gloriously thin leader has experienced minor and unmeaningful setbacks, due to the criminal and unforgivable capitalistic interference with the people's entirely unified and singular desire to see their leader gain rightful and just narrowness for all the Korean people.
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Re: Nickname Kim-Jong Un Thread
« Reply #2456 on: December 14, 2013, 08:05:06 pm »
Kardashian-Jong Un
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Re: Nickname Kim-Jong Un Thread
« Reply #2457 on: December 14, 2013, 11:19:34 pm »
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You going to do Kimbo Slice, too? That would also be suitably hilarious.
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Re: Nickname Kim-Jong Un Thread
« Reply #2459 on: December 15, 2013, 03:43:07 pm »
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