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Re: 20,000 "Disapperances" from Camp 22. [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #2235 on: September 06, 2013, 03:57:41 pm »

I always wondered: if religion is the opiate of the masses, what's the stimulant?

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Re: 20,000 "Disapperances" from Camp 22. [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #2236 on: September 06, 2013, 03:59:22 pm »

Warmongering of course!
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Re: 20,000 "Disapperances" from Camp 22. [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #2237 on: September 06, 2013, 04:17:40 pm »

I always wondered: if religion is the opiate of the masses, what's the stimulant?
I'd answer nationalism or something... But in North Korea apparently it's meth.
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Re: 20,000 "Disapperances" from Camp 22. [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #2238 on: September 06, 2013, 04:19:10 pm »

Sky can't translate it either because she speaks Inferior Korean, which is totally different from Best Korean in that it doesn't have such a large vocabulary based around propaganda.
As I recall, Sky said earlier in the thread that she can understand the North Koreans, just that they have ridiculously grandiose and archaic vocabulary.
I always wondered: if religion is the opiate of the masses, what's the stimulant?
Also religion.
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Re: 20,000 "Disapperances" from Camp 22. [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #2239 on: September 06, 2013, 04:27:10 pm »

Based on the translations of North Korean media into English, I can totally believe "ridiculously grandiose and archaic"
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Re: 20,000 "Disapperances" from Camp 22. [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #2240 on: September 06, 2013, 05:11:46 pm »

If we are requesting Skyrunner to translate stuff, I'd like to ask her to translate the lyrics to my favourite song by KJU's favourite pop band, Moranbong Band.
Judging by somewhat mangled translation by Google, it seems to be a rare kind of song that does not feature obligatory mentions of the Great Leader(s) or the Workers Party of Korea. In order not to violate the tradition of sticking propaganda everywhere, North Korean propagandists added lots of it to the song's music video, making it look like a weird tourist advert.

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Re: 20,000 "Disapperances" from Camp 22. [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #2241 on: September 06, 2013, 05:20:02 pm »

I don't think anyone asked Skyrunner to translate anything.
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Re: 20,000 "Disapperances" from Camp 22. [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #2242 on: September 06, 2013, 05:22:18 pm »

By the way, did you know North Korea has a state-run comedy skit named It's So Funny? I'm guessing it is not actually very funny at all, but being that I can't understand Korean there's no telling. Care to give us a review, Sky?
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Re: 20,000 "Disapperances" from Camp 22. [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #2243 on: September 06, 2013, 05:24:56 pm »

... s-shutup, senpai

it's not like I like you or anything, b-baka
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Re: 20,000 "Disapperances" from Camp 22. [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #2244 on: September 06, 2013, 05:30:13 pm »

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Re: 20,000 "Disapperances" from Camp 22. [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #2245 on: September 06, 2013, 05:35:13 pm »

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Re: 20,000 "Disapperances" from Camp 22. [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #2246 on: September 06, 2013, 05:41:53 pm »

WHY ARE PEOPLE RESPONDING TO POSTS FROM SO FAR IN THE PAST?

LIKE, WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING BACK THERE?

IS THERE CANDY?
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Re: 20,000 "Disapperances" from Camp 22. [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #2247 on: September 06, 2013, 05:49:07 pm »

By the way, did you know North Korea has a state-run comedy skit named It's So Funny? I'm guessing it is not actually very funny at all, but being that I can't understand Korean there's no telling. Care to give us a review, Sky?
I didn't ask her to translate it, I asked her to tell us if it was any good or not. A translation would be nice but is not required for this.
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MSH...that article was from March.
FearfulJesuit...that post was from March.
Don't look at me, as that post is more than 4 months in the past, it is now officially the jurisdiction of Timeclone MaximumZero.
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Re: 20,000 "Disapperances" from Camp 22. [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #2248 on: September 06, 2013, 08:01:33 pm »

Oh shit.

MSH...that article was from March.
FearfulJesuit...that post was from March.

I'm from March, March 1973.

WHY ARE PEOPLE RESPONDING TO POSTS FROM SO FAR IN THE PAST?

LIKE, WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING BACK THERE?

IS THERE CANDY?

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Re: 20,000 "Disapperances" from Camp 22. [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #2249 on: September 06, 2013, 08:45:04 pm »

Or the son is a sock puppet for the power behind the throne.
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