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[stabbymcstabstab]

They would be fly if the did. also the tractors aren't a bad idea they're cheaper then anything else north Korea could use, hell the could tow the tanks if the guys pedaling them get tired.

[LordSlowpoke]

this title and these comments towards best korea

what has the best korea thread become

is this imperialist propaganda working its devilish powers on you guys i really hope it is

WHERE IS MY COMMISSAR HAT

[MetalSlimeHunt]

this title and these comments towards best korea

what has the best korea thread become

is this imperialist propaganda working its devilish powers on you guys i really hope it is

WHERE IS MY COMMISSAR HAT

I have become transcendent, the Avatar of Imperialist Oppression.

My moneygreen American Imperialist blood burns with the prospect of colonizing the Korean people.

We are coming to end your Glorious Reign and tear down your Great Leaders, we will take your snow.

Run if it pleases you, nothing will save you now.

[ibot66]

So how old are those tanks? And are those really trucks with circles in them?

[LordSlowpoke]

this title and these comments towards best korea

what has the best korea thread become

is this imperialist propaganda working its devilish powers on you guys i really hope it is

WHERE IS MY COMMISSAR HAT

I have become transcendent, the Avatar of Imperialist Oppression.

My moneygreen American Imperialist blood burns with the prospect of colonizing the Korean people.

We are coming to end your Glorious Reign and tear down your Great Leaders, we will take your snow.

Run if it pleases you, nothing will save you now.

my commissar powers will not help me here

time to summon the GLORIOUS ARTILLERY

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

i really could have spent more effort on that hat

[Guardian G.I.]

They would be fly if the did. also the tractors aren't a bad idea they're cheaper then anything else north Korea could use, hell the could tow the tanks if the guys pedaling them get tired.

If the rocket launchers are disguised, the battle tractor is indistinguishable from civilian tractors.
It would complicate things for the USAF during the future American invasion of North Korea airdropping of American food aid to poor North Korean civilians.

Also, I'd like to point out the fact that North Korean air force has American MD 500 "Defender" helicopters in service. Four of them have been displayed on the recent parade.

According to Flightglobal Insight's report "World Air Forces 2013", North Korea has approximately 36 such helicopters.

[Sergarr]

Battle tractors. Really.

Reminds me of that old anecdote about peaceful soviet tractors. I hope they aren't as powerful lol.

[Steelmagic]

Now i want to buy a tractor, and drive around in a military uniform. Then i can have my very own battle tractor.

[Jopax]

They even painted them red!

The only way they could get any orkier is if they sticked spikey bits all over them.

[Steelmagic]

And mounted a large amount of guns onto them.

[Guardian G.I.]

They even painted them red!

At the previous parades, the battle tractors were colored in camouflage green:


Apparently, North Korean engineers decided that da red wunz go fasta.
North Koreans also like mounting rocket pods and MANPADS on random armoured vehicles and create various new armoured vehicles out of any combination of Soviet/Chinese vehicles, spare parts for them and artillery cannons.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

North Koreans also like mounting rocket pods and MANPADS on random armoured vehicles and create various new armoured vehicles out of any combination of Soviet/Chinese vehicles, spare parts for them and artillery cannons.

So what you're telling me is that they've created a metal gear between infantry and artillery, and we need to invade immediately or the plot of the world will only get increasingly inane?

[Jopax]

I'm not sure why but all the parade pictures and videos seem incredibly fake. It's like, they're all incredibly clean and polished in the foreground and it's a very nice and clear day. But look back fifty meters and it looks like a backdrop of a smoggy city or something, just can't shake the feeling that it's all an elaborate 3D rendering made to fool the world into thinking there's anyything there :S

[Guardian G.I.]

North Koreans also like mounting rocket pods and MANPADS on random armoured vehicles and create various new armoured vehicles out of any combination of Soviet/Chinese vehicles, spare parts for them and artillery cannons.

So what you're telling me is that they've created a metal gear between infantry and artillery, and we need to invade immediately or the plot of the world will only get increasingly inane?

Thankfully for us (and for them), no.

Engineers from struggling small communist nations like to modify Soviet combat vehicles in a way that would horrify its original Soviet constructors.

Spoiler: For example, here's some Cuban armoured vehicles (click to show/hide)

Self-propelled artillery on a Soviet T-34 tank chassis.

 
BRDM-2 scout car, armed with rocket pods taken from an attack helicopter.

Also, I've heard that Cubans tried to make a rocket artillery vehicle by taking a flatbed truck and mounting a Soviet anti-ship missile launcher (that fires depth charges) on it once.

I'm not sure why but all the parade pictures and videos seem incredibly fake. It's like, they're all incredibly clean and polished in the foreground and it's a very nice and clear day. But look back fifty meters and it looks like a backdrop of a smoggy city or something, just can't shake the feeling that it's all an elaborate 3D rendering made to fool the world into thinking there's anyything there :S

They use cloud seeding to make the weather sunny on parade day.

[scriver]

Beware the Battle Tractah, but don't fear the Battle Tractah!