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[Felius]

Finally, China does the right thing and cut ties with the NK bank. Something must've happened behind the scenes for them to finally pull the plug.

Probably China got fed up with their bullshit. Even China, with all that cultural thing to keep face and not admit past mistakes have a limit on how much they were willing to tolerate. The change of guard was also probably a factor, since it would make it easier for China to keep face: "Your father was tolerable, but you suck. We are not willing to continue our support now that you are in charge."

On other notes: North Korea already does keep well fed, polite and happy children for foreigns to see. Check some of the documentaries about NK tours. They generally take them to some special school with incredibly talented young healthy happy kids. North Korea really learned a lesson from Potemkin.

[IronyOwl]

Finally, China does the right thing and cut ties with the NK bank. Something must've happened behind the scenes for them to finally pull the plug.

Probably China got fed up with their bullshit. Even China, with all that cultural thing to keep face and not admit past mistakes have a limit on how much they were willing to tolerate. The change of guard was also probably a factor, since it would make it easier for China to keep face: "Your father was tolerable, but you suck. We are not willing to continue our support now that you are in charge."

I'm guessing this is more to pressure them into doing as they're told than just straight-up saying they'll have nothing to do with those loons anymore. All the reasons they had for dealing with those loons in the first place are still there, just surrounded by a thicker shell of pain-in-the-ass.

[Grakelin]

This is just like in the Godfather, which I'll spoiler in case one of you youngins hasn't actually seen it yet:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

In Part II, Michael murders his mentally challenged brother so that he'll stop embarrassing him, thus solidifying his power as a mob superpower. In Part I, though, he tries to let it pass even though Fredo is responsible for fucking up a bunch of things and forcing Michael to kill at least one additional guy.

My point being: China should probably just take North Korea out on a boat somewhere and deal with the issue, but instead they're just going to take away its casino in the hopes that it learns something.

[misko27]

This is just like in the Godfather, which I'll spoiler in case one of you youngins hasn't actually seen it yet:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

In Part II, Michael murders his mentally challenged brother so that he'll stop embarrassing him, thus solidifying his power as a mob superpower. In Part I, though, he tries to let it pass even though Fredo is responsible for fucking up a bunch of things and forcing Michael to kill at least one additional guy.

My point being: China should probably just take North Korea out on a boat somewhere and deal with the issue, but instead they're just going to take away its casino in the hopes that it learns something.

To take the analogy further, there is a lot of fond memories the Chinese have of them. Blood spilt side by side in war. They are being forced to save face in the name of old ties, but, with the death of the parent, they can act unrestrained.

[FearfulJesuit]

Those darn debauched Southerners. Bonus points for:

His sexual scandal disclosed the naked south Korea before the eyes of the world.

She swaggered while speaking at the Congress.

[Loud Whispers]

Those darn debauched Southerners. Bonus points for:

His sexual scandal disclosed the naked south Korea before the eyes of the world.

She swaggered while speaking at the Congress.

Degenerate Korea aint' got nothing on the Un and only best Korea!

[Tellemurius]

Those darn debauched Southerners. Bonus points for:

His sexual scandal disclosed the naked south Korea before the eyes of the world.

She swaggered while speaking at the Congress.

i never seen engrish this bad, it hurt more when i used a asian accent on this.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

I cannot tell you how long I spent trying to get something that would fit the character limit.

[hops]

During the recent junket of the south Korean chief executive to the United States, a sexual immortality was committed by Yun Chang Jung, chief spokesman for Chongwadae accompanying her.

They are developing a technology that gives you an immortal boner.

I KNEW IT! South Koreans are the villains here, guys. The North Koreans are clearly just trying to stop them from causing our dicks to explode.

[Tellemurius]

During the recent junket of the south Korean chief executive to the United States, a sexual immortality was committed by Yun Chang Jung, chief spokesman for Chongwadae accompanying her.

They are developing a technology that gives you an immortal boner.

I KNEW IT! South Koreans are the villains here, guys. The North Koreans are clearly just trying to stop them from causing our dicks to explode.

NOO DONT TAKE MY VIAGRA!!!! >:C

[misko27]

During the recent junket of the south Korean chief executive to the United States, a sexual immortality was committed by Yun Chang Jung, chief spokesman for Chongwadae accompanying her.

To the Sig thread Robin!

[hops]

During the recent junket of the south Korean chief executive to the United States, a sexual immortality was committed by Yun Chang Jung, chief spokesman for Chongwadae accompanying her.

To the Sig thread Robin!

Too much context if you ask me. Anybody can easily deduce it's written by a North Korean.

[Skyrunner]

Those darn debauched Southerners. Bonus points for:

His sexual scandal disclosed the naked south Korea before the eyes of the world.

She swaggered while speaking at the Congress.

Can someone Pastebin the article for me? ISP blocks rodong, [irl=http://warning.or.kr]leading to here.[/url].

[Sheb]

Here's a screenshot.

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[FearfulJesuit]

Well, if nuclear war breaks out...
 
at least we put our swag on in the mourning.

Yeeeeeeaaaaaaah.

^{I'm sure there's a much better pun that could be made here, but at seven in the morning I don't have enough swag to figure out what it is.}