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Author Topic: A Beginner's Guide: Kinda Dumb  (Read 60084 times)

Gamerlord

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Re: A Beginner's Guide: OwowowowCool!
« Reply #90 on: April 18, 2013, 01:24:31 pm »

Ptw

Demdemeh

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Re: A Beginner's Guide: OwowowowCool!
« Reply #91 on: April 18, 2013, 02:42:18 pm »

Collect all loose items in the room. Eat eggs. Heal.
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Re: A Beginner's Guide: Bleeeaah!
« Reply #92 on: April 18, 2013, 08:21:55 pm »

You consider making yourself be a wizard. However, you don't have any idea how. Maybe if you knew how magic works...or if it works...
You look around for a twig and some glass. Disappointed in this endeavor, you decide to loot the room of everything else instead. Probably the room that still has stuff in it.


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You decide to eat the eggs. (+2 Nutrition, +1 Vitamins, +1 Minerals, -2 Toxicality, -3 Health) You throw up, painfully. Eating uncooked eggs isn't good for you! What a surprise!

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Seriously, make something interesting that isn't absurd! I'm not going to let you make yourself a god, you'll have to content yourself to only creating anything you can understand.
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Re: A Beginner's Guide: Bleeeaah!
« Reply #93 on: April 18, 2013, 08:51:56 pm »

Conjure a portal to the place the pickaxe came from.

We should be able to use the pickaxe as a focus to make a portal.

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Re: A Beginner's Guide: Bleeeaah!
« Reply #94 on: April 19, 2013, 09:32:02 am »

Create a hot-plate so that we can start cooking food instead of giving ourselves food poisoning.
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Re: A Beginner's Guide: Bleeeaah!
« Reply #95 on: April 19, 2013, 11:09:53 am »

Yes.  Make some fire, cook the meat, and then make a sammich.


Also, instead of sniffing the paint for creativity points, why not just paint the walls with it?  Surely finger-painting will get us something.
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Re: A Beginner's Guide: Purged
« Reply #96 on: April 19, 2013, 04:34:38 pm »

Hm. A hot-plate...sounds like a good idea. Let's try making the plate hot! [25,19] You do quite well. The plate grows very warm, and seems to have a little dial on the edge. Between the heat and the fact that you can't fit the plate and the Hot Plate into the same inventory space anymore, you drop the Hot Plate. Seems like you might find a container useful...

You're kinda hungry, so you decide to cook the meat.
[21-5] The meat is a bit blackened on the outside and cold on the inside, but it's edible. Now to make a sandwich, which you decide means "put the beige meat between two slices of bread and eat it". (+5 Nutrition, +2 Protein, +1 Vitamins) Healthy! You vomit. Again. Other than that, you feel good--you've even purged the last of the Toxicality! Now for some art...


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You don't feel more creative. Go figure.

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Good start, good start.
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Re: A Beginner's Guide: Purged
« Reply #97 on: April 19, 2013, 05:59:34 pm »

MORE SAMMICH

Then sleep off the injuries.



Also, where's our roll to learn Cooking?  21-5 = 16
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Re: A Beginner's Guide: Is it getting hot in here?
« Reply #98 on: April 21, 2013, 05:06:00 pm »

Your roll to learn cooking is right here: [27+1] You know how to cook and use this knowledge to make a Cooked-Red-Meat-Sandwich! [19-3][+6 Nutrition, +2 Protein] It's okay. It makes you feel pretty full. And beefy. Get it? Ha ha.

You return to the bedroom and take a nap.


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Why is it so hot in here? You feel thirsty.

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Re: A Beginner's Guide: Is it getting hot in here?
« Reply #99 on: April 21, 2013, 06:09:24 pm »

Create medicine to fix our lack of health. Then check on the hot plate.

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Re: A Beginner's Guide: Is it getting hot in here?
« Reply #100 on: April 22, 2013, 08:20:32 am »

Spend Nutrition to heal. Create a backpack. Turn off hot-plate and put into inventory. Create healthy beverage and drink.
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Re: A Beginner's Guide: Nothing of Note
« Reply #101 on: April 23, 2013, 05:22:21 pm »

First, you decide to convert your Nutrition into Health.
That feels much better!

Next, you leave the room.


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The dial doesn't seem to do much, so you invest a little Creativity into it and make it properly turn-offable.

You consider making such things as a backpack or a medicine, or maybe food, but you don't have any firm decisions on such subjects.

You feel a bit lonely. Not that you're sure when you've been otherwise.

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What is there I can do to make this attract more than two people? Maybe put it in my sig?
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Re: A Beginner's Guide: Nothing of Note
« Reply #102 on: April 23, 2013, 05:26:24 pm »

((Yeah, the sig would help.))
Make a living cat. Cats could help alleviate the loneliness problem.
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Re: A Beginner's Guide: Nothing of Note
« Reply #103 on: April 23, 2013, 08:27:47 pm »

Yeah sure, go for a cat.
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Re: A Beginner's Guide: Nothing of Note
« Reply #104 on: April 24, 2013, 08:14:08 am »

A cat and a backpack and a drink. Also, was the heat coming from the hot-plate, or is there a different source?
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