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Author Topic: A Beginner's Guide: Kinda Dumb  (Read 61000 times)

GreatWyrmGold

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Re: A Beginner's Guide: Nothing of Note
« Reply #105 on: April 24, 2013, 04:08:36 pm »

A cat and a backpack and a drink. Also, was the heat coming from the hot-plate, or is there a different source?
1. The hot-plate was in a different room.
2. Look at the map a bit more closely. Notice a difference from before and after the nap?
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Re: A Beginner's Guide: Nothing of Note
« Reply #106 on: April 24, 2013, 04:56:51 pm »

Besides you screwing up an abbr tag and the bed being everywhere?

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Re: A Beginner's Guide: Nothing of Note
« Reply #107 on: April 24, 2013, 05:05:17 pm »

Why did the floor turn red, hm? Check it out, yo!
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Re: A Beginner's Guide: Nothing of Note
« Reply #108 on: April 24, 2013, 05:08:40 pm »

I guess we could check out that schmuck bait growing plate shard.
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Re: A Beginner's Guide: Nothing of Note
« Reply #109 on: April 24, 2013, 05:52:59 pm »

Besides you screwing up an abbr tag and the bed being everywhere?

;)
...Oops.
Yeah, it's not all bed.
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Re: A Beginner's Guide: Nothing of Note
« Reply #110 on: April 24, 2013, 07:39:09 pm »

Check it out from a safe distance with binoculars?
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Re: A Beginner's Guide: Kitty? Aw.
« Reply #111 on: April 24, 2013, 10:17:50 pm »

You want a cat now. [5,14;5-5-1] You create a cat-shaped thing. It falls over.


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Poke poke.
It seems to be dead. Sad, this would have been a great teaching opportunity.

You are still conflicted about making other stuff.

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Re: A Beginner's Guide: Kitty? Aw.
« Reply #112 on: April 24, 2013, 10:30:49 pm »

Wonder what that black x is.

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Re: A Beginner's Guide: Kitty? Aw.
« Reply #113 on: April 24, 2013, 10:34:08 pm »

A scorch mark.
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Re: A Beginner's Guide: Kitty? Aw.
« Reply #114 on: April 25, 2013, 05:28:31 am »

go and stand on the spare gold alter.

if that fails, kiss the sorceress.
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Re: A Beginner's Guide: Kitty? Aw.
« Reply #115 on: April 25, 2013, 08:35:09 am »

Create an underarmor jumpsuit.
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Re: A Beginner's Guide: Chilly Protagonist-On-Statue Action!
« Reply #116 on: April 26, 2013, 08:01:34 pm »


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Nope. Kissing the sorceress doesn't do much, either. Kinda chilly. Not too pleasant.

You consider making an "underarmor jumpsuit," but have no idea what it is.

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I have a feeling this would be a really cool game if it wasn't so...empty of people playing. I mean, "create just about anything, do just about whatever with it"...so much potential, but with only two or three ideas per turn, it's kinda slim pickings. (Especially since those 2-3 things aren't even things that would help advance what passes for a plot! Although the cat thing was a step in the right direction.)
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Re: A Beginner's Guide: Chilly Protagonist-On-Statue Action!
« Reply #117 on: April 27, 2013, 05:24:12 pm »

Hmm. Try to examine our pick more, give it a trait like making us better at breaking things with it. Also, try to create a helmet out of adamantine, mithril, or steel, whichever one is possible and best.

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Re: A Beginner's Guide: Chilly Protagonist-On-Statue Action!
« Reply #118 on: April 27, 2013, 09:12:15 pm »

Or animate the statue.  Ask it what the hell is going on.
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Re: A Beginner's Guide: Only Mostly Animate
« Reply #119 on: April 28, 2013, 01:08:53 pm »

Alright. First, you contemplate making your pick better at breaking stuff. [23,25]


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Excellent! It sure looks effective! [-1 Creativity]

Next, a friend. Let's animate...the sorceress statue. [5,29][-1 Creativity]
The statue looks different. It's...standing. You gently push on the statue's (very large) chest; it gives a bit more than gold normally does, and the statue as a whole sorta shifts backwards like you had shoved someone backwards, before returning to the fully standing position. It--she?--is definitely not just a statue anymore.

Hm. Maybe this is more complex than you thought. Well, time for a helmet!
[14,16][-1 Creativity] You make a simple, crude, helmy helmet made of some kind of metal.

...Now what?

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Happy 20th turn! Next turn begins a new turn-naming paradigm...because why not?
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