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[Remuthra]

Wrong thread, actually.

The IC thread is over there.

It would not make sense to post such jokes in the IC thread.

The New Order representative pulls out a piece of paper and draws some lines on it, then asks everyone to sign it as a Joke Non-Proliferation Agreement, upon threat of leaving the negotiations. No one can see or sign the paper because the representative is not attending in person.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Wrong thread, actually.

The IC thread is over there.

It would not make sense to post such jokes in the IC thread.

The New Order representative pulls out a piece of paper and draws some lines on it, then asks everyone to sign it as a Joke Non-Proliferation Agreement, upon threat of leaving the negotiations. No one can see or sign the paper because the representative is not attending in person.

The Sky Lords wouldn't sign it anyways. Well, they might, except they're controlled by me. And they'd think it was insane.

[Urist_McDrowner]

When can we expect a turn?

[Urist_McDrowner]

bumpy ride, eh?

[10ebbor10]

Soonish.

Updates for this games are fairly large.

[Urist_McDrowner]

Soonish.

Updates for this games are fairly large.

That's why I wasn't asking for one soon, I was just wondering when it would be here.

[Urist_McDrowner]

Let's get into a stupid argument to keep the thread up.

Who would win in an unarmed fight. Cavemen, or Astronauts?

[Remuthra]

Astronauts. They have body armor and a harder fist (Because of said armor).

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Who would win in an unarmed fight. Cavemen, or Astronauts?

Depends on numbers, knowledge of the terrain, and maneuverability.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Assuming equal numbers and gear, and terrain that favors neither, cavemen. Their skillset relies on surviving in an environment where fighting is a necessary survival skill. Astronauts' skillsets rely on operating and/or maintaining some machines and otherwise surviving in a world where food is available for some green paper*. No contest.

*Okay, technically not paper, but close enough.

[Urist_McDrowner]

Astronauts would be stronger. They could eat better in the modern world, are taller, and being part of the military, have combat training.

[GreatWyrmGold]

1. Astronauts might have a better childhood diet and a bit of a height advantage, cavemen have daily exercise and quite possibly daily fights with wild animals (certainly common fights). Astronauts have to work hard just to keep their bones from disintegrating.
2. Members of the military aren't trained in the same kind of combat that would be used (unless firearms were being given, in which case the cavemen are SOL).

[Urist_McDrowner]

I can speak from secondhand but still personal experience. My brother was in the air force, as a pediatrician. They taught him knife fighting and stuff.

[GreatWyrmGold]

I'm guessing that the caveman has more practical experience in such matters.

[Remuthra]

Alright, let's assume equal equipment, so each gets a gun. How does a caveman know how to use a gun better than an astronaut?