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Author Topic: The wacky misadventures of Moderator and Friends! Chapter 2: Chillin'  (Read 14961 times)

Xantalos

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Re: The wacky misadventures of Moderator and Friends! Chapter 2: Chillin'
« Reply #180 on: March 13, 2013, 09:24:46 pm »

"I don't think I shall. You're lucky I have gravity turned off."
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Re: The wacky misadventures of Moderator and Friends! Chapter 2: Chillin'
« Reply #181 on: March 13, 2013, 09:33:32 pm »

"I don't think I shall. You're lucky I have gravity turned off."

"What drink is that anyways?"
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Re: The wacky misadventures of Moderator and Friends! Chapter 2: Chillin'
« Reply #182 on: March 13, 2013, 09:40:57 pm »

"You don't wanna know. It doesn't even have the same subatomic particles as you."
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Re: The wacky misadventures of Moderator and Friends! Chapter 2: Chillin'
« Reply #183 on: March 13, 2013, 09:44:38 pm »

"You don't wanna know. It doesn't even have the same subatomic particles as you."

"Lovely."
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Re: The wacky misadventures of Moderator and Friends! Chapter 2: Chillin'
« Reply #184 on: March 13, 2013, 09:49:26 pm »

"You don't wanna know. It doesn't even have the same subatomic particles as you."

"Lovely."
"It is quite. I'd offer you a sip, but you'd get retroactively erased from existence."
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Re: The wacky misadventures of Moderator and Friends! Chapter 2: Chillin'
« Reply #185 on: March 13, 2013, 10:03:26 pm »

"Hmm. Do you have any Elven wine?"
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Re: The wacky misadventures of Moderator and Friends! Chapter 2: Chillin'
« Reply #186 on: March 13, 2013, 10:14:22 pm »

"Hmm. Do you have any Elven wine?"

"Do bears shit in the woods?"

she produces a bottle and a glass.
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Re: The wacky misadventures of Moderator and Friends! Chapter 2: Chillin'
« Reply #187 on: March 13, 2013, 10:15:40 pm »

Xantalos gestures.

"As of 3 seconds ago, they now shit in municipal parking lots."
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Re: The wacky misadventures of Moderator and Friends! Chapter 2: Chillin'
« Reply #188 on: March 13, 2013, 10:42:44 pm »

Hold up free smoothie coupon.

"Pfft, bitch wishes she could handle the unspeakable glory of the golden codpiece..."

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Re: The wacky misadventures of Moderator and Friends! Chapter 2: Chillin'
« Reply #189 on: March 14, 2013, 01:17:24 am »

"I'll just have a normal beer. Go on, call me a coward."

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Re: The wacky misadventures of Moderator and Friends! Chapter 2: Chillin'
« Reply #190 on: March 14, 2013, 01:35:49 am »

Jorn pours himself a glass of wine.

"Ahh. Nothing quite like it. Although some people prefer Dwarven brew..."
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Re: The wacky misadventures of Moderator and Friends! Chapter 2: Chillin'
« Reply #191 on: March 14, 2013, 01:38:40 am »

"Ah. Dwarven brew.

Best served in goblin skulls."

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Re: The wacky misadventures of Moderator and Friends! Chapter 2: Chillin'
« Reply #192 on: March 14, 2013, 01:39:20 am »

"You need to plug the orifices, but its worth it."
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Re: The wacky misadventures of Moderator and Friends! Chapter 2: Chillin'
« Reply #193 on: March 14, 2013, 01:44:46 am »

Jorn rummages in his pouch and produces a goblin skull mug. He pours the wine into it.

"Or maybe I should use a Dwarf skull for Elven wine...hmm."
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Re: The wacky misadventures of Moderator and Friends! Chapter 2: Chillin'
« Reply #194 on: March 14, 2013, 07:01:42 am »

"I'll just have a normal beer. Go on, call me a coward."

"Define 'normal beer'"

Hold up free smoothie coupon.

"Pfft, bitch wishes she could handle the unspeakable glory of the golden codpiece..."

"Idiot."

The so-called bitch then grabs you by the neck, slams you to the ground, and straddles you, in the threatening way. All without breaking a sweat.

"Bitch, huh? That's cute. You will get a smoothie though. Just remember, this is my bar.

You notice there is a minor glow in the center of her chest. hmmm. she gets up, and jumps back over to her side of the bar.

"You know what I want."

As a bottle and glass slides over to the Moderator.

"Got any good stories?"
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