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[ShoesandHats]

Well, this was much harder to keep track of than I thought. Do you think it would be wise to form a separate thread for the administrators to cast their votes and propose new things and all that?

[GreatWyrmGold]

Much more disturbing of an example? 231

Well, yes. Any Keter, really.

To me that seems incredibly stupid, likely to backfire, and will probably kill us all.
In other words, go for it.

The death of all personnel and destruction of the facility is often far preferable to letting what is inside outside. Nuclear detonation comes standard to most every site.

Indeed. The Foundation might be cold, but it puts humanity above itself.

[Scelly9]

That's probably a good idea.

[Mlamlah]

Anything to propose for initial facilities Scelly?

[Scelly9]

Security barrier, office building, barracks, and containment is what we're going to need at the minimum. Not sure what's been proposed so far, though.

[Mlamlah]

Maybe i can try to go through and quote everyone that made suggestions, and make note of their position in the company, i can be like my character and organize the information all efficiently.

[killerhellhound]

I will get out my shotgunhammer and keep any civilians from findings this place by nailing a road closed sign to the road here

[mcclay]

I can be a admin if need be. That's what I was going for, actually...

[Xantalos]

If anyone wants, I can RP exactly what my character wants.

[Mlamlah]

Site Administrator suggestions:

Gambit (Xantalos)
Has moved for science facilities and crude living space for agents, and that containment facilities be in the mountain, has mentioned hesitance at including nuclear weapons capable of destroying facilities and the immediate area.

Drake M. (Dracko)
No information on file.

Rebecca Gallagher (Mlamlah)
Has requested that a combination office/living quarters compound be made for all employees. This compound would be seperate from the living space of Class D personnel and any containment compounds unless otherwise stated. Two seperate compounds would be erected for containment. Including a low risk compound for safe and euclid class SCP that can be easily contained that would be above ground, and a seperate underground facility in the mountain for containment and experimentation of highly dangerous or difficult to contain Euclid and Keter specimens. Security measures should include redundant electric fences with adjustable settings, an extensive team of standard security personnel, and extensive digital doorlocks including the need for employee keycards and passwords that vary depending on individual. During security breach the passcodes should cycle through a set of various different passcodes that the employee has memorized, each time the keycard is used the passcode would change to the next in the cycle. This is for the safety of all personnel. Standard nuclear armament should be installed in the facility. Is willing to allow staff pets, but in such a case would have plans to terminate said pets after an appropriate amount of time has passed for an emotional bond to develop. This would be to reinforce that emotional attachment cannot be allowed to interfere with the work of the foundation.



Long John (borno)
No information on file.

Markus Greendoor (scelly)
Has moved for various sensors to be dotted over and around the facility, up to one half mile away from the main compound. Drill tunnels into the mountain for later use. Has expressed that conventional security barriers, work offices, a military grade barracks and standard containment cells must be built before anything else can be considered.

Researcher Suggestions:


Joe Bridger (Remuthra)
Has suggested a seperate facility be provided by SCP's, with it's own nuclear bomb.

Grant W. Drake (GreatWyrmGold)
Has expressed approval of housing Class D's away from SCP's. Dissaproves of getting pets for employees, instead suggests lab animals. Has also expressed that he feels the facilities should be disguised as private property of a company. Approves of containment facilities being housed under the mountain.

Mark Jonesson (Armok)
No information on File.

[Xantalos]

Gambit stood in the sand, his commanding glare pinning everyone before him to the spot. His upper lip quivered as he took an almighty breath in, then spoke:
"Listen up, punks! I didn't know what the Foundation told you about me, if I was a liar, an impostor, hell, one guy even had the audacity to say that I was an SCP that makes everyone think I'm a Site Admin and I've gone mad with power! Well that's just silly. And we can't have silliness on the job, oh no, not here in what will now be designated: Site 12, Chairtopia.
That's right. Chairs. Why chairs, do you ask? Because there's SO MUCH GODDAMN POTENTIAL in each and every last one of those mother[QUACK]ers they're keeping in storage. Zombie chairs! Regeneration chairs! Chairs that fly, chairs that talk, and most importantly, all of them make the comfiest [QUACK]ing leather in the universe. Our motto is, from this day forward, 'We Make Chairs'. Why not, 'If it Exists, we can Chair it', do you ask? Well, that would imply that we can't make chairs out of imaginary things, and I'm sure you scientists will be able to come up with a way to make the impossible ... a chair.
I also recommend that we get twice the usual onsite nuclear warheads than usual. Why?"
His eyes narrow.
"Because if so much as one of you [QUACK]ers lets those [QUACK]ing chairs escape, I swear to [VEGETABLE] that I will blow this joint to kingdom come. No one gets my [QUACK]ing chairs but me.
Now, I'm sure you're wondering how exactly we are going to store all this fine product! We will be drilling into the mountain you see behind me, and drilling rooms into the mountain to store SCPs in while we figure out how to make chairs out of them. You fine agents will have a choice - you can have rooms right next to the dangerous prechairs, or you can have a shack out here. All good? All good. Let's get to it!"
With that, he wanders off.

[Jbg97]

Before Gambit can leave the room, Leto tap dances through the wall and out the other. Fuck doors.

[Unholy_Pariah]

I want my shack outside and away from that crazy guy and his chairs

[Mlamlah]

After hearing of the rather strange incident involving administrator Gambit and his impromptu meeting with the site agents Gallagher writes a full report to the O5, along with a request to terminate or at least temporarily restrict his authority should his obsession with chairs ever compromise foundation interests. Including in the report is a request to never send chair related SCP's to site 12 until such a time Administrator Gambit no longer maintains his position.
Gallagher also writes confidential documents to all site agents, telling them to report to her and *not* Gambit should situations with chair related SCP's come up in the field.

[Jbg97]

After hearing of the rather strange incident involving administrator Gambit and his impromptu meeting with the site agents Gallagher writes a full report to the O5, along with a request to terminate or at least temporarily restrict his authority should his obsession with chairs ever compromise foundation interests. Including in the report is a request to never send chair related SCP's to site 12 until such a time Administrator Gambit no longer maintains his position.
Gallagher also writes confidential documents to all site agents, telling them to report to her and *not* Gambit should situations with chair related SCP's come up in the field.

You know, I for one welcome our new chair overlords.