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[ShoesandHats]

Begin Researching Researcher Cloning

You don't have any equipment to research such a thing!

Fair enough.
Begin Researching Research Equipment

You cannot research anything at the moment! The equipment hasn't arrived yet, and even then, it'll need to be set up in an area built by the administrators.

Begin Researching Researcher Cloning

You don't have any equipment to research such a thing!

Fair enough.
Begin Researching Research Equipment

steal research equipment from research equipment delivery truck, also steal truck at gunpoint.

Steal Unholy Pariah, begin researching him to learn research equipment stealing techniques.

Wait what? RUN AWAY FOR GREAT THEIVERY!

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[Remuthra]

By they way, we need more researchers. Too many Agents!

You started this.

[Xantalos]

So! We should get a sciency area for the science people. I vote science area construct, as well as a mediocre shack for our valued investigators.

[Mlamlah]

I would like the administration to consider buying all researchers and agents temporary pets until we actually get some skips in here, and then when the skips arrive use them for testing.

I'd prefer not to.
Maybe buy a bunch of standardized test animals like lab rats, Capuchin monkeys, and octopi, but not pets per se.

"I would normally agree, but i think that the purpose i earlier described would help weed out weakness we cannot afford. You've read the employee files, some of them are in need of that hardening."

[ShoesandHats]

By the way, anyone proposing that a new area be built, please specify where it will be built. Should we drill into the mountain and branch out to the north? Should we erected buildings to the south? Should we build a stairway into the ground? Feel free to post images of what it would look like using the original map.

[Jbg97]

DRILL INTO THE MOUNTAIN. HOLY GOD YES.

[Mlamlah]

First thing we need is a place of work. Basic offices and living facilities being the minimum.
We should also build a basic compound seperate from work/living compounds that can be used to house and do research on low risk SCP's.
I'm thinking a separate facility could be tunneled into the mountain for more sensitive research and containment.
We will need armed security forces and basic security access, digital keycard passcode locks, electric fences and camera/audio surveillance of all facilities including offices and employee living quarters.

The electric fence should surround the entire facility, and if possible even go partway up the mountain. Offices and living quarters should be close to the gate which should be opposite from the mountain. Low risk containment and research facilities should be in between these buildings and the mountain, and should be seperated by another electric fence. Initial tunnels can be dug into the mountain and disguised. These tunnels can be further expanded upon as the need arises.

[Xantalos]

And someone get on the line about that 682 chair I ordered. I want my eldritch leather dammit!

[Jbg97]

Here's how the facility should be built: Drill into the mountain, entrance is surrounded by an electric fence charged up so high as to barbecue a Great Dane. The area closest to the entrance will be reception and temporary containment cells. To the left are the researcher and admin dormitories. To the right are the agent dormitories. Going straight past reception is the elevator down to the lower facilities for permanent containment, Testing facilities for whenever we get something to test, D-Class dormitories, and Break Room. Everything inside the mountain, shaped charges placed in the surrounding rock so that should the need arise, the entire mountain will be collapsed on top of the facility.

[kingfisher1112]

Here's how the facility should be built: Drill into the mountain, entrance is surrounded by an electric fence charged up so high as to barbecue a Great Dane. The area closest to the entrance will be reception and temporary containment cells. To the left are the researcher and admin dormitories. To the right are the agent dormitories. Going straight past reception is the elevator down to the lower facilities for permanent containment, Testing facilities for whenever we get something to test, D-Class dormitories, and Break Room.

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[GreatWyrmGold]

Here's how the facility should be built: Drill into the mountain, entrance is surrounded by an electric fence charged up so high as to barbecue an anomalous Great Dane. The area closest to the entrance will be reception and temporary containment cells something to make this seem like a standard facility for some company--maybe the local Southern California Patrol HQ, or a Special Creatures as Pets holding pen? To the left are the researcher and admin dormitories. To the right are the agent dormitories. Going straight past reception is the elevator down to the lower facilities for permanent containment, Testing facilities for whenever we get something to test, D-Class dormitories, and Break Room.

Modifications made. I like this version better.

[Unholy_Pariah]

steal some goddamn research equipment and stick it in the first building we build

[Mlamlah]

We will take that under advisement, but i strongly feel that SCP's and employees should be kept as separate as possible. Having employee quarters too close to SPC's with mental effects has repeatedly caused loss of life, damage of Foundation property, and compromised security.

Having quarters inside the mountain won't assist anything, and in fact could cause further loss of life in case of containment breach. It's not like we would be hiding the facility, there is a road that goes straight into it.

[Xantalos]

We should build containment things under or in the mountain, though.

[ShoesandHats]

steal some goddamn research equipment and stick it in the first building we build

Where would you steal it from? This site is a mile away from the nearest man-made building, and at least a hundred miles away from any scientific installation. Besides, if you went around burglarizing other organizations, the Administrators'd have your ass for it!

It's not like we would be hiding the facility, there is a road that goes straight into it.

A dirt road, meant to look unimportant. Yes, this site is a secret, and it is meant to be kept that way.