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[Glloyd]

Well that was a crazy round....

I was playing three different people at once.

[Ozarck]

It was my first AI round. I did not manage to save anyone from all the death and murder and killing.
I did manage to open a lot of doors. And I wished Hector to be safe in space.

[Hanslanda]

Forget I'm obese, get crippled, eat mint to try and regain health.

Failure of epic proportions.

What was in that mint?

Mint makes fat people explode.

[b_knight286]

Forget I'm obese, get crippled, eat mint to try and regain health.

Failure of epic proportions.

What was in that mint?

Mint makes fat people explode.

Monty Python, heheheh.

[Itnetlolor]

Forget I'm obese, get crippled, eat mint to try and regain health.

Failure of epic proportions.

What was in that mint?

Mint makes fat people explode.

Monty Python, heheheh.

I can see how that can be weaponized. Just water it down first.

[Ozarck]

That was a weird round.

Some standard escalation between Shika Maru and Vladmir. Some scientists suspecting me of being antag because I claimed the Tyrant AI was not hostile, Commander Wright appears for mysterious reasons, requests supplies, aids in the apprehension of a criminal, does something to the AI, and disappears, I was acting captain ... The AI self destructs ... I almost died, and got robusted by both non-antag opponents, but had help apprehending them. Sorry Mya, about killing you. By that point things were enough out of hand, that it seemed necessary. I'm glad I lived. I am sad I couldn't protect Stormbreaker.

[b_knight286]

That round was AWESOME.  I warn you, I am QUITE long-winded when describing things.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I can only really describe what Shika did, though.  First, Vlad the talking mime threw all the cheesie honkers down disposals, but nobody cared.  So he threatened to do it with space cola, but Shika's favorite is Space Mountain Wind.  He throws those out despite my warning, as the only doctor, about 'Anti-Mime Darts' and so I gun him with 15u of chlorol, then shove a 45u chlorol 'Anti-Mime Pill' and started dragging him to medbay so I could clone him.  Glloyd, having popped in as an official looking to resupply his ship, was there, and the AI trapped me in the lobby with him.  I drop a space lube grenade at my feet and use a crowbar to open the firelock and bolt, I ran but got trapped in the supply hallway.  I tried breaking into maint, but messed up and had to wait a minute, so I cut ALL the AI control wires, before trying to break into another door, tech storage. I roll with it, deconstructed racks and tables to barricade myself and made a computer frame, used cables from the elec toolbox there to wire it and the nearby AI Upload board, used broken glass from secure tech storage as the monitor.  I found I could only reset its laws so I did that a few times before cutting the APCs AI control and main breaker to hide in darkness.  Alden as Captain and Glloyd come in, Glloyd blew the wall up with a gyrojet gun, and I stole Alden's taser, stunned them both, and hid back in the dark.  They tried a few more times before they finally got me with 1 shot, which was enough to crit with that admin gun, so Alden drags me to medbay and heals me, before arresting me.  I sit in jail for a while, the AI got the tyrant lawset somehow, and Vlad tried breaking into my cell to torture me with a lighter or something.  Stormbreaker shocked him on his way out and time ran out so I ran right past vlad to chemistry.  I healed Vlad, and drugged him due to the burn threat, and started hacking APCs to cut the AI wire.  Now, the three scientists were pals, only one was a tator though.  They all come into medbay for something and one attacks me, so I hide in maint.  During this whole time, a non-tator scientists blows some stuff up, laying a bunch of bombs, and the AI commits suicide.  Vlad went braindead, having logged off for some reason, and the shuttle was called, causing the bomb scientist to claim she'll blow up people who go near the shuttle.  I make it to a pod, to find Hector there.  We leave, get to centcomm, and only 1 tator: the scientist who DIDN'T use bombs and who DIDN'T attack me, and he failed to kill the SSD Vlad somehow.

[Girlinhat]

and got robusted by both non-antag opponents, but had help apprehending them. Sorry Mya, about killing you. By that point things were enough out of hand, that it seemed necessary. I'm glad I lived. I am sad I couldn't protect Stormbreaker.

My only regret is that I didn't have two grenades!

[Jacob/Lee]

Stormbreaker self-destructing was because I had to leave. Nobody did anything, it was just me spouting some report of a hostile AI forcing a suicide.

Yeah, the station was going mad. Shika killing Vlad and dueling the captain and Jay, the suspicious fucking scientists... I gave myself TYRANT to join the fun and maybe stop the station from going to hell. No dice.

[Iceblaster]

All in the name of Evuls

Also, I had to sleep so I went SSD. Did I die or something?

[Ozarck]

You lived, foiling the traitor's ... plot?

[Itnetlolor]

You lived, foiling the traitor's ... plot?

I was too busy learning how to make bombs to be concerned about achieving my goal of killing the resident butt-monkey.

EDIT:
Took a bit more time learning through the wiki how to more properly make them. Through some trial and error, I have upgraded my arsenal from cherry bombs to nukes. Additionally, be on the lookout for any stray canisters and lighters/matches.

Similarly, I am now no longer scared of being hired for the science division, including Xenobiology. Still need some more experience in robotics, however; as well as knowing what's safe for deconstruction, but not going to hurt the station too bad in R&D. Next stage is taking on Engineering and Atmosia (knowing more about how to make bombs got me more familiar with how Atmosia theoretically works). I already know some basics of running engineering, especially getting the engine up and online (especially solo), as well as setting up solars. But just about anything else Engineering-wise, I'm still not all-there about. Cargo, outside of mining, I'm not too much for (gets kinda dull from time to time), although I know more about how disposals can work as a package-delivery service.

Once I get just about everything down, I might upgrade myself for Cyborg/AI duties. I just need to learn to follow rules more closely, and just about be the doorman for the station.

[LordSlowpoke]

Forget I'm obese, get crippled, eat mint to try and regain health.

Failure of epic proportions.

What was in that mint?

Mint makes fat people explode.

Monty Python, heheheh.

I can see how that can be weaponized. Just water it down first.

You know what's great? It's absurdly easy to make the condimaster give you decimal units of stuff if you know what you're doing! Which in this case would be hacking in a button that sets the output to 0.1 or whatever, since there's no check for the amount inside a mob before it's gib() time. Think of the possibilities, o griffchef...

[M3hillus]

How to run atmosia (in my experience):

1: Be atmos monkey.
2: Goof off.

Countless times I've tried xanatos gambit with atmosia, attempting to kill the station in a convoluted manner, to NO AVAIL.

I honestly think at least with Mcstation's atmos coding, or at least how I have observed how it behaves, is IMPOSSIBRU almost to mess up, Unless AI.

[Kydrasz]

Atmos Techs are WAY better at station destruction than an AI. Simply because of the fact they can shuffle the pipes. Heh heh heh...