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[kilakan]

Can't connect, I'm guessing the probems with the byond://abrezzi.no-ip.biz:5020  You might be on a Lan server hosting based mechanism

[kilakan]

Does anyone know that server we've used before that also tends to have a really low pop?

[LordSlowpoke]

Bah, my router's DMZ and DHCP settings derped. Try now.

no-ip's similar to dyndns, I use it out of habit.

[Tsuchigumo550]

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Requests List- Service
Botany

• Reagent-containing plants such as Kelotane (or is it Dexalin?) in Aloe, for most lower-level medicines, Tricord, cryptobiolin, impredizine, others
• Wider variety of edible plants to include exotic plants that must be ordered from Cargo in an exotic crate (changing what the Exotic Crate gives) such as Buddha Hand, kiwis, starfruit, dragonfruit, pomegranate, rambutan, durian, or even made up space fruit.
• Include mutations for many of the old and new plants, creative and interesting. Buddha Hand could mutate into Cthulhu (Nar'Sie) Beard, which could then go on to make a Cult-themed drink. Be creative but try to keep the amount of mutations for singular plants low- have no more than two or three possible mutations from a single stage, but chaining (tomato-blue tomato-bluespace tomato) is OK, again, no more than two or three.
• Add more recipies for drinks and food to keep up, and more in general, drinks such as vodka which are often paired with fruit juices can get unique sprites for things such as "Vodka Lime" or "Vodka Pomegranate" for ease-of-ordering and interesting bartending, more cakes and possible salads with the new plants
• Add a cigarette system where a special processor, or the chef's processor, can make powders or pastes of plants, which can then be somehow crafted into a cigarette which gives custom messages and effects depending on what's in the cigarette
• Introduce or re-implement bees, widen Hydro to contain a beekeeping room, they don't need to be as complex as what other codebases have but should be able to produce honey and possibly wax for more candles.
• Teas can be made of the leaves and flowers that botany produces, many of the reagent-containing plants and pretty flowers can be made into tea, few have effects except making you feel fancier
• Cacti for the sole purpose of being a cactus, similar to nettles but with brute damage. Whipping someone with nettle is fun, but beating them with a cactus is what Botany is all about.
• Possibly new crops similar to wheat such as hops that are only useful to the bartender with the new fermentor

Kitchen

• Use for the items that cannot be normally used, such as bear meat, appendixes and other internal organs, the kitchen knife able to turn chickens into Chicken Meat opening up a whole new realm of meaty choices
• Themed dishes similar to the Syndicate-theme drinks of the Bartender
• Recipes that result in similar items- bear meat and regular meat using the burger recipes both churn out burgers, possibly using the same sprite, one might be called "Bear Burger" or may just be "burger". No one trusts what the chef feeds them, why start now
• Some new dishes such as baked beans (soybeans).

Bar

• Simplified drink expansions, where some combinations get their own sprite but common names such as "alcohol+juice", to make orders simple, most notably Vodka which is commonly mixed with many different fruit juices, single-juice combos with Vodka could all have a sprite
• A fermentor where some fruits can be turned into wine or other alcohols, rice making sake, potatoes in vodka, etc.
• Themed drinks around all the Gamemodes, one is there for tator.
• Multiple table-mounted draft machines, each capable of holding a keg's worth of alcohol, able to be filled however the bartender likes, starts filled with common drinks such as vodka, whiskey, and regular beer. Fills 50u at a time, accessible to all players. The bartender has to unlock it to change out the huge alcohol-container.
• The bartender is capable of brewing many different teas with the help of the Botanist.

Chapel

• A container used for baptism, which can hold many different liquids, just not much at a time. Using it on a player splashes 5u of the container on their head, and gives a special message. When the Priest starts asking for polytrinic acid, deny them.
• New recipes should reasonably fit in a glass, so that you don't wind up with strange off-mixes. 20u/20u/10u is a good combination. Drinks that must exceed 50u should be able to equally mix into two glasses. The shaker should easily hold at least 100u, though I don't know how much it currently can handle.

I'd like to see other suggestions for other areas, and might create a subthread for this somewhere later if it generates any kind of speed.

[Tsuchigumo550]

That's the first time a 504 actually failed to trigger the "YOU ALREADY POSTED THIS DUMBASS" error.

[Vactor]

Main server is back up now.

[Iceblaster]

Main server is back up now.

* Iceblaster Just squeed

Woohoo SS13

[Corai]

Vactor said it was up, not updated, so...

[Cheedows]

I can wait out on blob, I can fit a game in today in my boring life 

[LordSlowpoke]

Aand server down. Hope that was an enjoyable round for everyone.

[Aklyon]

And then I just walk throguh escape in my mech.

[Tsuchigumo550]

I was the diffuser attempter. I walked out of a hole I had made earlier and decided

* Tsuchigumo550 takes a deep breath

WELP GUYS HERE'S DESTINY SEE YOU LATER

[Tartarus]

http://imgur.com/a/07CpM

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Central Command Update


Uh, we have reports that your singularity has turned into Cuban Pete and breached containment... Good luck with that, we're fleeing into space from the glorious majesty of his hat.

-Central


OOC: CoraiUnki: red
Central Command Update


THE SINGULARITY HAS TURNED INTO CUBAN PETE OH GOD IT BURNS AAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
Central Command Update


GLOBAL NEWS:

Breaking news, all of the gravitational singularitys in the world have turned into cuban pete. this is incredibly dangerous.


Central Command Update


Galaxy, even.

LATER
(Prepare for wall of text.)

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alien hunter (589) hisses, "GET OUT OF MY HOME."
Alina Koch exclaims, "Okay!"
alien hunter (589) hisses, "Wait."
Axl Blyant asks, "What?"
alien hunter (589) hisses, "I want to come with you."
Alina Koch says, "..."
alien hunter (589) hisses, "I want to bang some hot human chicks."
Axl Blyant says, "..."
alien hunter (589) hisses, "That okay?"
Alina Koch whispers, "Don't tell it we're chicks."
alien hunter (589) hisses, "Thanks, dawg."
alien hunter (589) hisses, "Let's go."
EVEN LATER
alien hunter (589) hisses, "You loo-"
alien hunter (589) hisses, "YOU ARE."
alien hunter (589) hisses, "A CHICK."
Alina Koch says, "..."
alien hunter (589) hisses, "WE MUST BANG."
Alina Koch says, "I'm a very female man."
SOMEWHAT LATER
The alien hunter (589) caresses Axl Blyant with its scythe like arm.
The alien hunter (589) caresses Axl Blyant with its scythe like arm.
Alina Koch says, "..."
alien hunter (589) hisses, "I wuv you!"
LATER THAN THE EARLIER LATER
The alien hunter (589) caresses the chick with its scythe like arm.
The alien hunter (589) caresses the chick with its scythe like arm.
chick cheeps, "Cheep!"
The alien hunter (589) caresses the chick with its scythe like arm.
The alien hunter (589) caresses the chick with its scythe like arm.
http://i.imgur.com/FTFHuoU.png
the alien hunter (589) has slashed at Alina Koch!
the alien hunter (589) has wounded Alina Koch!
the alien hunter (589) has slashed at Alina Koch!
the alien hunter (589) has wounded Alina Koch!
alien hunter (589) hisses, "MEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!"
Axl Blyant exclaims, "BAD!"
Alina Koch exclaims, "Gorble means pancakes!"
alien hunter (589) hisses, "YOU INSULTED MY QUEEN."
alien hunter (589) hisses, "DIE!"
Alina Koch exclaims, "Torble is the insult of alien queens!"
alien hunter (589) hisses, "...Oh."
Alina Koch says, "Gorble just means pancakes."

derp

[Bdthemag]

Greatorder, ask an admin you may know (Or who knows you) to sponsor you. I've stated it multiple times in the thread. You go to the admins, not the other way around.

[BigD145]

3D SS13 has finally arrived!

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But it's only after everyone has left and the janitor survived.