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[Knirisk]

I don't... I don't think I can top that round as botanist ever again. I think I performed two lipoplasties and three gender change operations.

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The round started off fairly usual. I decided to get as many of the tomato subspecies as possible when the chemist requested some psilocybin. I'm like okay, yeah. Start growing psilocybin. The captain comes down from the armory and brings laser guns to the bar for recreational purposes only (hur hur hur), and we're about to have a REAL party when the call comes out for some ladies. Turns out, we had none on station, so we decided to make a few! Only one problem: we had no surgeons. Whatsoever. Technically, the RD could've taken him to robotics, but the RD wasn't paying attention. So a public gender change operation is arranged in front of botany.

I end up horribly mutilating Benjamin's genitalia with a hatchet.

Later, an AI law is passed requiring all non-heads of staff to become women. Standard-Cyborg 911 immediately sets out on the task of "recruiting" some women. Cyborg stuns and brings forward Matthias Seere and drags him in front of botany for an operation, which is highly successful. Matthias Seere is now a woman. I also perform a lipoplasty on Matthias. Ben decides to eat the fat. Since Axl, the RD, was in the vicinity, I decide to try Ben's operation again... WITH THE POWERS OF SCIENCE. And so the Botanist, a naked fat lady, and the RD walk into a bar Genetics and I change Ben's gender properly.

Later, I end up stuffing Benjamin back into the scanner, taking his UI-UE, and making myself into a second Benjamin Mueller. Right before the shuttle arrives, I perform a last-minute lipoplasty so that our weights are the same. Ben decides to eat the fat.

Two hot Benjamin Muellers walk on board the shuttle.

[Girlinhat]

Protip: Performing Plastic Surgery will generate a random name of appropriate gender.

[Knirisk]

Protip: Performing Plastic Surgery will generate a random name of appropriate gender.

I must move fast and surgery too slow.

[My Name is Immaterial]

I want to play more, but I'm enjoying the Game of Thrones mod for Crusader Kings II too much!!! Conflicting games! Argh!

[Jacob/Lee]

Hans is a goddamn NINJA with firelocks. When the captain was hauling me in cuffs to the brig, he managed to trigger the firelocks at just the right time and split us, allowing me to run. Janus is best AI.

[Cheedows]

Janus was a pretty good AI once you got past his constant erotic orgasms over the radio

[Hanslanda]

Janus was a pretty good AI once you got past his constant erotic orgasms over the radio

That was not my fault.

Hans is a goddamn NINJA with firelocks. When the captain was hauling me in cuffs to the brig, he managed to trigger the firelocks at just the right time and split us, allowing me to run. Janus is best AI.

That was totally my fault.

[b_knight286]

Hey Hans!  I was just brutally tortured to death by someone else!  Drug me to the Ghetto Hospital, so I fell asleep.  He walked away, and when he came back I jumped up and escaped. Having no access, we ran in circles around the table before he finally got me, and drilled holes in me until I suffocated.  Still had fun with the Yakkety Sax moment.  Is there any way to escape straight jackets?

[Hanslanda]

Hey Hans!  I was just brutally tortured to death by someone else!  Drug me to the Ghetto Hospital, so I fell asleep.  He walked away, and when he came back I jumped up and escaped. Having no access, we ran in circles around the table before he finally got me, and drilled holes in me until I suffocated.  Still had fun with the Yakkety Sax moment.  Is there any way to escape straight jackets?

Hit the resist button, in either your IC tab on the chat window, or on the right of the UI screen, right over the run/walk and intent button. It looks like two people with an arrow between them.

[b_knight286]

Was mashing resist the whole time.  It did nothing.  Dang it.

[aaron32]

It needs about 2 minutes to work. I was doing stuff to you the whole time, so it canceled the resist.

[b_knight286]

Heh...murdered by an admin...and I joined after the game started, so I couldn't have been genned as a target, right?  Or was there weirdness???

[scrdest]

Just a heads-up: I sent a pull request to change the odds of gamemodes in Secret. If we do get to 15 or even fabled 20 people online, the gamemodes requiring these populations will be much more likely than Traitor.

If we manage to consistently get high enough populations, it can be changed without any trouble at all; You don't even need any coding expertise at all, it's just a matter of increasing or decreasing some numbers.

[bluwolfie]

Could use more peeps in game

[Gamerlord]

ON MY WAY!