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[Loud Whispers]

You exist.

Congratulations.

You shapeless thoughtless thing.

I suppose you want numbers.

You can have one.

Here's your number.

264.

It means nothing.
There is nothing.

A doorway opens to you, a glass portal into a primordial concept that wills itself to your mindlessness.

Unsure what to do in nihilo, you begin to ponder in a way only the eternal can.

Before the beginning.
I
The spheres awoke.
I
Existence before time.
CLVII

[Loud Whispers]

Spoiler: Current incarnation: (click to show/hide)

You are the Random Number God.

-You have numbers. Random, meaningless numbers. Go binary.

Spoiler: Creation status: (click to show/hide)

2, 4, 6.

Spoiler: Rules: (click to show/hide)

Rule #246 - Numbers are vector quantities.


[2] - Value unacceptable.

[4] - Value is satisfactory.

[6] - Value is too acceptable. Errors may occur.

[Dermonster]

Attempt to roll 1Dsphere.

[Xantalos]

Attempt to roll 1Dsphere.

[TopHat]

Step through the glass portal.

[Loud Whispers]

In the beginning there was spheres.

Attempt to roll 1Dsphere.

                                         stop rolling.   Where did
                        It does not                                   the other
           1Dsphere.                                                               sphere come
    You roll                                                                                   from?
sphere...                                      1d3 x 2 = 6                                          How
  more                                                                                                   many
    one                                                                                                     are
       Just                                                                                            there?
              Spheres.                                                                          You                                                                                   
                           these            by            amused                are


The number '1' is in existence.

Step through the glass portal.

                                      glass portal.                                                                       
                             the                        You                                             and.............
              through                                        take                             you
      step                                                            your            with
You                                                                       spheres

º                               ºº                               º            ºº                               º
          º                     º                               ºº            º
º                               ºº
ºº                               ºº                               ºº                               º                               º
ºº            º                        ºº                    º
ºº             º                                              º  º                               ºº
             º             ºº             º       º ☼ º                   ºº
ºº             º                          º  º            º
          º                     º                               ºº º            ºº          º
 º            ºº                               º º            ºº                               º
    ºº                               º            ºº      º



1d3 x 2 = 6
All the spheres. The portal is now spheres.

Spoiler: Current incarnation: (click to show/hide)

You are the ☼Random Number God☼. You have many spherical feet.

-You have numbers. Random, meaningful numbers.
-You have spheres. They roll without reason eternally without orientation.

Spoiler: Creation status: (click to show/hide)

Welcome to the physical universe. Population: Spheres.
1, 2, 4, 6.

Spoiler: Rules: (click to show/hide)

Rule #π - Spheres are constant.
Rule #246 - Numbers are vector quantities.



[1] - Value is the loneliest number.
[2] - Value unacceptable.

[4] - Value is satisfactory.

[6] - Value is too acceptable. Errors may occur.

[Dermonster]

Activate Cuil Theory.

[mcclay]

roll a d100.

[TopHat]

Consider meaning of spheres.

[scapheap]

Roll the dices, all of them.

[Greenstarfanatic]

Roll Self.

[miauw62]

Roll d1

[Loud Whispers]

Chaos in sphereity.

roll a d100.

1 x 1d100 = 13.

The number '3' is in existence.

Roll the dices, all of them.

1 x d[1, 2, 4, 6] = 1.

No dices have rolled. Spheres continue rolling.

Activate Cuil Theory.

1 x d[1, 2, 4, 6] = 4.

Cuil theory activated‽

Comprehension of reality save: 1 x d[1, 2, 4, 6] = 4. You retain full comprehension of reality as reality.

Consider meaning of spheres.

1 x d[1, 2, 4, 6] = 4.

Spheres are existence. Spheres are matter. Spheres are significant.

Roll Self.

1 x d[1, 2, 4, 6] = 1.

You do not roll. You are facing all directions.

Roll d1

1 x d[1, 2, 4, 6] = 6.

1 x d1 = 1.

A sphere has finished rolling. Its value is '1'. Spheres should not stop rolling.

Spoiler: Current incarnation: (click to show/hide)

You are the ☼Random Number God☼. You have many spherical feet.

-You have numbers. Random, meaningful numbers.
-You have spheres. They roll without reason eternally without orientation.
-You see everything around you. You comprehend reality. You see yourself being omniscient in your sphereity.
-You know your perceptions change existence because you perceive it so.

Spoiler: Creation status: (click to show/hide)

Welcome to the physical universe. Population: Spheres.
Spheres can exist in binary states of motion and stillness.

0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 6.

Spoiler: Rules: (click to show/hide)

Rule #0K - Total cessation of all motion is lonelier than 1.
Rule #D1 - You are Apeiron to spheres.
Rule #π - Spheres are constant.
Rule #13 - The plural of dice is dices.
Rule #246 - Numbers are vector quantities.
Rule #‽ - Perception of reality is not reality. A perception is subject to Cuil theory - the further away their RNG roll is from a pre-selected RNG roll, the greater the abstraction of reality is. 0‽ is omniscience. Increasing positive values of ‽ increases the distance of the perception from reality.



[1] - Value is the loneliest number.
[2] - Value unacceptable.
[3] - Value is negligibly detrimental.
[4] - Value is satisfactory.

[6] - Value is too acceptable. Errors may occur.

[Dermonster]

Draw a card.

[Greenstarfanatic]

Flip Disc.